haha, lawl. The Rocket was the first fat twin and they were incredibly popular but they were not great skis. They had no torsional rigidity and flopped and chattered like crazy at any speed. They were super fun in the park after they were a couple seasons old because the form cores made them total noodles. They butter amazingly. Despite the criticism I think everyone should ride a pair once in their life and someone should buy these.
"I'd marry skiing, but it's playing hard to get"