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When the trashcan in a shared kitchen is full, (ie nothing more can physically be balanced ontop of the trash already inside) the floor next to the trashcan becomes a perfectly acceptable spot to discard of pizza boxes/beer cans/whatever.
It is a good idea to get so drunk before leaving your house to go out to a bar/club that you don't remember any of your night out after leaving your front door. Its cheaper that way.
No matter how many times you say you'll make it to your 9:00am classes regardless of how hungover you are, you know deep down that you never, ever will.
With the slightest hint of sunshine, even if it is January and barely above freezing, there is always some dickhead who thinks it's cool to take his top off to walk around campus.
I went to uni in the UK, but I imagine the experience is pretty similar regardless!
when on the night before halloween you get so drunk from pregaming that you don't make it any farther than the toliet in the bathroom across the hall... still wearing your sombrero, ponch, and fake mustache and puking and then passing out for a few hours.
when you feel totally comfortable bumming a lighter off someone to spark up your joint on your walk between classes.
when you roll a joint in the board of regents meeting room and leave a rolling paper on the front desk that says "roll me" on it.
when you wake up and there are 2 condoms on the ground... you fucked the only girl that was in the room that night and threw your condom in the garbage... so the two condoms must have came from the other 3 guys who crashed in your room that night. you then never speak to said girl again. (epic first night of college.)
when you laugh at your next door neighbor when he says he went to de-tox last night.
When your college pre-game activities blow even the most epic highschool party.
when you figure out a way to hang a hammock between you and your roomates bed.
when you break 12 shot glasses in the first couple months of school.
when it's more than okay to stumble home drunk.
... you stand up at 6 because the stores close at 7
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... one student says to the other: dude you know how late it is? .
..wednesday...
no,no, summer or winter semester?
Yep.
-When you don't bother dressing up for class like you did in high school (for girls at least)
-When you wear clothes that haven't been washed in awhile
-When stealing food and beer has become socially accepted behavior
