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Gymnast's invented afterbang

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Rainbow*Stylin
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There has been a lot of talk that snowboarders started the whole afterbang/rideaway trend... i tend to disagree. Gymnastics girls started it, after their routine, no matter how poorly they just did, or how sloppy their dismount, they always jump forward, throw their hands in the air and have that look on their face that just screams "i am trying not to look to cocky, but i am deffinately using my peripherals to check how many bitches are fingering themselves at my routine right now." of course its not good to have hands up in skiing, so slightly modified......go
Jul 30 2008 10:35PM
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Shadows
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who cares
Jul 30 2008 10:39PM
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cool.
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a lot of people care dude,
and i think hes 100% right, my lil sis does gymnastics
shes pretty steezy
Jul 30 2008 10:43PM
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-dva-
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the real question here, i think, is whether that is truly afterbang, or just claiming the shit out of it.  i'm leaning towards the latter.
Jul 30 2008 10:45PM
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K2skipunk
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ahahahahahhaahha, thats hilarious, but true
Jul 30 2008 10:46PM
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kiwi_as
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afterbangs about stomping the shit out of a trick and looking like the shit doing it though, gymnasts 'afterbang' is about claiming a trick by making yourself look like a bigger fruitloop than you already do with those tights that scream "THIS IS MY WAY OF COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!"
Jul 30 2008 10:47PM
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sirskizalot
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i couldnt agree more
Jul 30 2008 10:53PM
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cool.
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watch womens gymnastics in the fuckin olympics, then you'll be like "wow, they do stomp everything, and they stomp hard too, they're like fuckin tom wallisch"
Jul 30 2008 10:58PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i see some similarities...
Jul 30 2008 11:00PM
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Blandct
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^^^^now thats what im fucking talking about sooo funnny
Jul 30 2008 11:09PM
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i.ski.troll.
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wow
thats so true
Jul 30 2008 11:10PM
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Karcher
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i was thinkin the same thing earlier
Jul 30 2008 11:11PM
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doGelyst
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for it really to be similar, the gymnast would have to land with the hands up in the air,....not landing then raising hands up.
Jul 30 2008 11:14PM
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urbanjib
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hahahahahhahahahahahah roflmao...this is hilarious...
Jul 30 2008 11:15PM
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tie.
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hahahaha
Jul 30 2008 11:16PM
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richards
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your wrong
you think hornbeck or any of them watched gymnastics and thought oh nice im gonna do that

Jul 30 2008 11:16PM
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jca
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figure skating
Jul 30 2008 11:27PM
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Armanzoid
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Hahah, wow, perfect.
Jul 30 2008 11:31PM
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JeffersonDavis
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ahahahahaha epic claim, so true and hillarious
Jul 30 2008 11:41PM
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SHastatahoe
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Good job, that was awesome.
Jul 31 2008 12:08AM
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snowboardersrule
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gymanysts do that to show how correctly they did it. afterbang is done to show how natural/easy you do something. however, both gymnasts and skiers both lookin fuckin dumb doin it.
Jul 31 2008 12:30AM
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hael
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true story.

i used to be a figure skater. i have the patches to prove it!!!
Jul 31 2008 12:33AM
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mtsteez03
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ahah i agree thats hilarious
Jul 31 2008 12:39AM
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Skibumsmith
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At first I was like yeah gymnastics did invent afterbang, but you're right they're just claiming the shit out of it.

Jul 31 2008 3:31AM
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Twinjibber77
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snowboarders did NOT start afterbang
but who care's

Jul 31 2008 1:47PM
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dingdang
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haaaaha this thread is hilarious!! its so true

Jul 31 2008 1:54PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha
great thread
Jul 31 2008 2:04PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i have never EVER laughed so hard on newschoolers before......NEVER!

thank you so so much.


This thread is the most legit one ive seen in years. very good point
Jul 31 2008 2:19PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahah
Jul 31 2008 2:26PM
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Dbouch
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LOL @ this thread.

I think im going to start doing gymnast afterbangs to claim my tricks.
And start coming into rails aerial style with my hands up.

This thread is now responsible for the newest style revolution in skiing...
Jul 31 2008 3:50PM
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K_Day
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i think it looks like hes peelin out after a robbery or some shit, squeelin the tires
Jul 31 2008 3:53PM
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leseven
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maybe thats why people are starting to wear tight pants when they ride, they are trying to look like gymnasts
Jul 31 2008 3:57PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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i think there jst clamin
Jul 31 2008 3:57PM
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cool.
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did i say that? i said gymnasts  stomp the shit out of their landing
what are you smoking?
Jul 31 2008 4:56PM
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freezed
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hahahah
Jul 31 2008 5:14PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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oh my god... thank you stay fresh... that is fucking great, exactly what im talking about
Jul 31 2008 6:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Make sure you catch it on camera because I want to see it.
Jul 31 2008 9:10PM
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rynmartn
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now that I give it my complete and honest thought. gymnist did start afterbang

Jul 31 2008 10:05PM
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pjbauer
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hahaha the truth never lies
Jul 31 2008 10:31PM
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heFF
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ahah this is funny for sure
Jul 31 2008 11:16PM
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iluvBread
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hahahah wow...yay 800
Jul 31 2008 11:28PM
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asfffffffffdd
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bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is riduculous!!!
Aug 1 2008 2:49AM
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Alex_G
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best post ive seen all year. booyah!
Aug 1 2008 3:13AM
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messplay
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lol at that pic. so true.
Aug 1 2008 3:41AM
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Grube
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bahahaha i was laughing so hard for like ten minutes
Aug 1 2008 5:22AM
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wintersway
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as soon as i saw the thread title my thoughts were "holy fuck hes right!"
Aug 1 2008 8:38AM
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mnjib
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hahahaha
Aug 1 2008 10:49AM
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skodeo7
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haha I love Hornbeck but this is just plain awesome
Aug 1 2008 11:06AM
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ThaLetterM.
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alllllright it was just a joke
Aug 1 2008 11:59AM
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FellowJibber
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dont joke this is a serious matter
Aug 1 2008 12:37PM
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tomalom
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haha
Aug 1 2008 2:26PM
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