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Something I wrote about a girl

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flatspinner
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Do you ever get the mushy feeling about a girl that makes you fee like the king of the world? How about someone who literally leaves you speechless? Or even a girl that tears down the pre-conceived notions that are “seem” to be common among women of that age? Well I have found that person, right here in Greeley. I don’t remember when I first met her, but I’m sure she introduced herself and was probably smiling. The reason I think this is that she is usually smiling. Her smile can brighten even the darkest of days. Her smile bores through your body and warms even the coldest of hearts. Erin seems to be an angel, sent to brighten this world and make this wretched place better with her presence. Why do I feel this way? Because I’ve been down countless times, and upon seeing her, my problems were lifted and I felt better. I’m positive there is no other girl this special in the world. She brings a calm to my troubled soul. My heart races every time I look into those deep blue eyes. It’s her personality that serves an a tractor beam. Her personality is simply awesome. She knows who she is, and has her stuff together. Her personality is deeper than the deepest ocean, and more attractive than a blue zapper light to a mosquito. When I got to know her better, I couldn’t help but to pursue her and know her better. She is one of a kind



I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!
You know what FINE stands for right?
'and it was good'
Oct 22 2003 1:18AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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no
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
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Oct 22 2003 1:19AM
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etom
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yes

COC sesh E
Oct 22 2003 1:27AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oh and i say no to him, not to me
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 1:27AM
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flatspinner
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i wasn't really asking a question, it was rheotorical



I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!
You know what FINE stands for right?
'and it was good'
Oct 22 2003 1:37AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i still say no
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 1:53AM
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UpDawg
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hmmm...well good for you then
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Oct 22 2003 2:07AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ok, i take it back, yes.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 2:18AM
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huckster989
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good luck bro hoe that works out for you but be careful when you are so into a chick they can turn that shit around in a heartbeat
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Oct 22 2003 2:24AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i feel gayer
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Oct 22 2003 7:40AM
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canonrider
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blue zapper light to a misquito?

if your gonna tell her that story id leave that part out....
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Oct 22 2003 8:15AM
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Lanemeyers
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I'd rather just shit into my hand and when she falls asleep, I'd stuff it in her ears.


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Oct 22 2003 8:33AM
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Lanemeyers
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I'm 32, why?


Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!


'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
Oct 22 2003 9:02AM
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canonrider
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baahahahaha
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Oct 22 2003 9:16AM
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Concord
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great letter now im going to take it and change erin to kaylee and give it to my girlfriend



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Oct 22 2003 12:02PM
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Norred
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^
ahahaha thats what im thinking of doing too!
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Oct 22 2003 12:12PM
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flatspinner
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cool, do whatever you want



I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!
You know what FINE stands for right?
'and it was good'
Oct 22 2003 12:20PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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ya know, sincerity must the the least respected quality a person can display on this website... so fuck fuck mother mother fuck...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 22 2003 12:30PM
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rhcp
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^hahahahahahah

but that was pretty good.
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Oct 22 2003 2:38PM
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buck490
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i touched a blue zapper light once

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Oct 22 2003 3:29PM
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PhaedeD
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my words 'i got an open room, wanna fuck?'











Go Big and Die!
Oct 22 2003 5:25PM
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404404
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its hard to fell those things as a flashlight is shineing on you as wacking off in some bushes near a hot girls house.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Oct 22 2003 6:38PM
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Norred
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+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.
Oct 22 2003 7:25PM
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linejibber550
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im sorry but erin has just died in a car accident she drove down the wrong side of the rode and hit a truck.

p.s. she was a women driver
p.p.s. she was blonde
PS2 she had big boobs
ABC burn shit fuck



Oct 22 2003 7:30PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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Chicks are cool...

I know like three girls named erin and i'm Aaron so It's kinda funny...


On my way to goddom
Oct 22 2003 7:39PM
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flatspinner
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ya know, if you wanna make fun of me for caring a lot about this girl that's fine but don't say messed up things like that.



I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!
You know what FINE stands for right?
'and it was good'
Oct 22 2003 7:50PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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haha, why would anybody make fun of you man? Pretty much everybody here wishes they could have a girl like that


On my way to goddom
Oct 22 2003 8:48PM
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Cascade_Jibber
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just watch out man, girls can be scandelous. just give her a strawberry shortcake or make her give you some grumpkins...if any of you know what that is...and she will be yours


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'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,
and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get
The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

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Oct 22 2003 9:01PM
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