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Sk3bUm
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so this kid i know was skating this handrail the other day... i think he was trying to 50/50 it and slipped off of the rail and some how managed to rip his asshole open... he now has stiches i think they said 40 or something like that stretching from the inside of his asshole to his right outter ass cheek

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Oct 22 2003 1:04AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wow... that makes my lip stiches look pretty pussy... still hurt like a motherfucker... what with the teeth going through it and all.
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Oct 22 2003 1:08AM
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Sk3bUm
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^ouch.... too make that situation even worse his dad has to clean his dirthole for him every 24 hours & he said it was incredible pain when he would let a turdling go

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Oct 22 2003 1:12AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i suppose he has to eat soft food too so nothing chunky rips out the stiches and he doesnt start spewing out shit and blood
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 22 2003 1:14AM
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sconniestyle
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yeah my buddy did that 2 weeks ago on a slider on his wakeboard. he tore a quarter inch from his nuts to a quarter inch from his ass, and had like thirty nine stiches, and was on crutches and shit. the best part is it is all on tape


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Oct 22 2003 1:57AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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beautiful... post it.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 22 2003 2:21AM
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sconniestyle
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hahaha. i would if i knew how to get it onto my computer, and i would post the pics we took at the hospital, of him up in the harness,but i would prolly get banned, cause it is as gross as tubgirl.


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Oct 22 2003 3:19AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahahah wow, that's really gnarly. Funny, though


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Oct 22 2003 3:26AM
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Oct 22 2003 9:09AM
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Oct 22 2003 9:10AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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fuck you, i split my eyelid open and didnt get stiches... but i did get them in my lip and eyebrow... the doctor touched my skull, worst pain possible... christ.... my friend was gonna video... but he didnt... oh well.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 22 2003 12:52PM
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estaked
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hey josh who was gonna film? ben or matt?
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Oct 22 2003 1:00PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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jon lauba... drove me down to good ol enumclaw... i was so facked up on pain killers after a bit... wow... i was trying to ask him how he was going to get back to the mountain cause he drove our car down... and i just randomly blurted out half pipe cause i could only remember two previous words in the sentence.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 22 2003 1:02PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Yikes, sounds fun darlin'


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Oct 22 2003 1:53PM
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manus
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I can only image how bad that must suck having stiches round the brown-eye and having to take a dump. Man, I broke my tailbone, and I swear to got everytime you gotta shit it feels like you a squeezing a brick outta something the size of a pea.

I swear you pray so hard to have the runs.
Oct 22 2003 2:53PM
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not good, that cannot be good!!

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