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Nipples got a girl pregnant

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chucktown
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Hey guys Nipples ''Steven Larick'' railed this girl with out a condom last night here in Canada! We are not totally sure if she is pregnant yet but it is very likely. Papasteeze needs to change his name to Grandpasteeze now
Jul 13 2008 9:21PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
you have it all wrong.
napples is the long lost son of tom walnuts who lost him on a trip to find chads gap.
napples is credited with railing a girl while at summer camp, inventing the cotton gin, and bringing freestyle skiing to the west coast.
Jul 24 2008 1:07PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahaha
Jul 24 2008 2:39PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
ahhahahahhahhahaha, damn, first time i have actually LOLed on NS today, but that was really funny
Jul 24 2008 6:20PM
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StevenLarick
Posts: 640 - Karma: 130
The Story is...

One night me and my fellow room mates decided that we head to the village to have a friendly game of Whaling. So I loaded my harpon and hook a giant one.

thats the story
Jul 24 2008 10:04PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 24 2008 10:06PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338

goooo nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jul 24 2008 10:11PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
Oh Oh Oh! pics or it didn't happen!
Jul 24 2008 10:11PM
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doritos
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha golden.
Jul 24 2008 10:14PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
do u happen to have a pic of this dimepeice?
Jul 24 2008 10:39PM
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joey.
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Click for larger image
Jul 24 2008 10:42PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
hahahahahaha thats great
Jul 24 2008 11:28PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
that chick musta been fucking smokin if u forgot ur protection broski
Jul 24 2008 11:59PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
dudde LKhfor real
iimn drunknf  vubut i never aakdahrealwyy said adahiow much i aytruky = lovedew athois threadad
Jul 25 2008 4:11AM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Wait....here it comes...

cool story hansel
Jul 25 2008 11:57AM
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Peter.
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PICS OF THE WHALE YOU CAUGHT OR IM CALLING SHENANIGANS
Jul 25 2008 12:46PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
"Hey Farve, whats that restaurant you like with all the stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"Oh you guys are talking about shenanigans!?!?!"
Jul 25 2008 1:08PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
ohhh you want my pistol cheif
Jul 25 2008 1:15PM
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mtsteez03
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ahah whale hunting at 14, pics or u didnt slay the whale
Jul 25 2008 2:16PM
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doctorsteezy
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nice work. rawdog that sh*t bro..
Jul 25 2008 2:36PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
no, i want a goddamn liter of cola
Jul 25 2008 3:28PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
this thread is EPIC
Jul 25 2008 5:32PM
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ONT_rider
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
word
Jul 25 2008 6:09PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
so could a coat hanger, or a hose, or even a few steps
Jul 26 2008 12:13AM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Nipz is bitchmade !!!!
Jul 26 2008 1:59AM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 911
Hey,  you are that guy that helped to create this monster 3 years ago. You and your funny videos, I hope you are proud of yourself, look what you have done!  I think you should you should be the godfather. k?
Jul 26 2008 6:55AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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He has spoken, you must obey.
Jul 26 2008 7:01AM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
haha this is gonna be the steeziest family around.
Jul 26 2008 9:12AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i spent like 2 days wondering wth this thread was about before i opened it, i dno what the hell i was waiting for this thread rocks.  GrandpaSteeze when he comes as long as hes clean and the baby is gone just give him a *pound* and a nice fatherly "werrddd"
Jul 26 2008 9:31AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
LMAO!!!!!
Jul 26 2008 9:44AM
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Cant-Er
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hahaha lmao
Jul 27 2008 12:10AM
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pjbauer
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 480

don't we all

Jul 27 2008 1:18AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
so, how are the big boils on your dick doin? did ya name em?
Jul 29 2008 2:19PM
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chucktown
Posts: 98 - Karma: 721
vbnbvnvbn
Jul 30 2008 1:46PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186

fuck

Jul 30 2008 4:35PM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
ing makes babies happen.
Jul 30 2008 5:02PM
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BvK
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this makes me want to punch the to be baby... lol
Jul 30 2008 5:25PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
don't worry nina, creighton is still childless.
Jul 30 2008 10:27PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

There is a certain thread in LM that you guys might want to read. Starts with a F and ends in a G.

Jul 30 2008 11:01PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
^really
Jul 30 2008 11:07PM
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Pippin
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any ideas for names yet ol' popa
Jul 30 2008 11:36PM
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conman2800
Posts: 609 - Karma: -2
haha woooooooorrrddd
Aug 2 2008 3:31AM
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soulJAHboi
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
one of the best threads ever
Aug 2 2008 6:08PM
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ahmedthesailor
Posts: 314 - Karma: 38
literacola... literacola......... Do we have literacola?
Aug 2 2008 6:47PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
i hope so
Aug 2 2008 8:46PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
abortions are free. all you need is a flight of stairs conveneintly located down the hall
Aug 3 2008 12:12AM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 911
I think he decided on Epididymis if is a boy and Areola if it is a girl.
Aug 3 2008 12:23AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
i hope hes not serious about epidymis.
Aug 3 2008 12:39AM
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kiwi_as
Posts: 421 - Karma: 189
hahahaha, scientific like. I bet most people wont quite catch on to those......
Aug 3 2008 4:46AM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
Update:

Nipples let me know that it turns out the kids are going to be twins. He plans on naming them something on the lines Clamidia and Herpes.
Aug 3 2008 10:05AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
ok im saying this thread is complete BS, what the fuck happened here
Aug 24 2008 4:07AM
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