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Bangor
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Anyone else like to burn things? Like, not criminally, but does anyone else just get tingly when you blow up things? Take gas for example, anyone like to burn things with gas? Or use massivly excessive amounts of lighter fluid on a charcoal grill? See if you can get the flames taller than you?

I know I do, and I'm here to listen.
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Oct 20 2003 8:23PM
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jo-skis
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haha I have so many funny stories w/ firecrakers and fire related shit its funny to think of.....I'd like to list some but I'm too lazy.

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Oct 20 2003 8:25PM
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Bangor
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Anyone ever go fishing with dyn-o-mite?


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Oct 20 2003 8:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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sparkler bombs are the shit
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Oct 20 2003 8:36PM
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Cascade_Jibber
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sparkler bombs are for big ole pusses


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Oct 20 2003 8:37PM
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Swirly999
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this guy i meet used to catch fish and stuff firecrakers in there mouths and watch there heads blow off




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Oct 20 2003 9:03PM
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skierdudeguy
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M-80s are now verrrrryyy illegal. i heard federal prison... dank



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Oct 20 2003 9:19PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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that is very very very very very gay
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 20 2003 10:20PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
sparkler bombs were coll when i was about 10
i still dont know much, but napalm and petrol chucked into a bonfire works pretty well

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Oct 21 2003 12:16AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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dude, fuck you, sparkler bombs rule by sheer simplicity... and the joy of a well wrapped sparkler bomb is unparalleled. come on... a good mailbox bombing... or try sticking them in like a stuffed animal, shooting flaming stuffing all over... good fun.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 21 2003 1:03AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i will admit that they are good fun, and they look good with the sparkles going everywhere. but i am now in a stage of just trying to get i bigger explosion, by using something like petrol

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Oct 21 2003 3:49AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i know some kids that blew up a mailbox. They had to go to court and stuff. Pretty funny story actually.

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Oct 21 2003 6:04AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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thats why you run away... or do it at night. they mustve been pretty fuckin stupid.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Oct 21 2003 4:03PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
in the hallway at school we light shoe polish spray. it burns like a bitch .


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Oct 21 2003 4:34PM
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shibby
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^ haha that was pretty funny and also these guys were lighting magnesium in the hall.
Oct 21 2003 4:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I dont really remember how they got caught. They were probably bragging about it or something.

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HandiBoard
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magnesium is pussy shit if you don't have a lot of it and it burns for like two seconads cough at 2200 degrees F cough
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Oct 21 2003 4:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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if you kids really wanna cause trouble, go out and pour gas on across a road in a narrow strip and light it on fire. The tar in the road makes the gas burn for hours, and it just stops traffic.
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Oct 21 2003 5:06PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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yeah, we did that with some liquid c4 (it isn't really c4 but it is a high explosive dissolved in gas or bleach, depending on what explosive) and there is now a big ditchi n the road and another entry on my permanent record...

The best is Thermite! I made close to 5 killos of it and it lasted us forever. unfurtunetely it's not to easy to get magnesium ribon around here unless you steal it from school, which is what we had to resort to... :-/


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Oct 21 2003 5:11PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
the pop can trick's always good fun..

-fill a pop can with gas..
-light the top on fire..
-swing at the bitch with a golf club..
-observe the ball of fire that sprayed outta the can..
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Oct 21 2003 5:59PM
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nkmo.
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It all about the napalm moltov cocktail. or filling a small barrel with various forms of gun powder.


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Oct 21 2003 6:05PM
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linemaverick540
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my english teacher told our class how to make a molotov cocktail, she is like a 60 year old lady too. it was great


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Oct 21 2003 6:17PM
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jibberjason
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try filling a super soaker with gasoline
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Oct 21 2003 6:30PM
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lineskier10
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yeah i stopped being a pyro in 7th grade, sorry
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Oct 21 2003 6:32PM
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Norred
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who DOESN'T like blowing shit up is the real question you should ask!

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Oct 21 2003 7:22PM
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teresak2
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ya know what is super super cool. spray hair spray all over the mirror in your bathroom, turn off the lights. hold the flame up to the mirror and watch it burn blue, dont go to nuts tho, or else you'll burn the wall. and my mum was pissed about that.


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Oct 21 2003 7:59PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
When I was younger, my brother and I used to make bombs in our spare time. Haven't done it in a while because he's locked up in the pen. now.

It was great, we had bomb squad and the US swat team come to our house on two seperate occasions.
Just got to look back and laugh.

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Oct 21 2003 8:06PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
wow, shit. got the bomb squad on 2 occasions? damn.

i wanna play with that thermite shit, sounds fun..... like 3000 degrees for a long time. read that in the anarchist's handbook (educational purposes only)

my buddy was trying to get his potato cannon to fire, and it never did, so he removed the potato, tried lighting it again, didnt work. so he looks down the barrel (yes, the potato was gone) and it was like a delayed reaction. it burned his eyebrows off. he smelled of burnt hair for a couple of days.

last week, i was lighting a charcoal grill..... had 1/2 a bottle of lighter fluid..... so i almost empty the bottle (gotta leave a little for next time) and light the fire, and walk off.... 10 min later, my mom looks out the back, 'WHAT THE HELL?!' and there's a 6+ foot flame coming from the grill..... good shit.

and then there was this one time i was chillin w/ my uncle, and we were clearing and burning brush, so my uncle's buddy throws a gallon or 2 on the fire, and it didn't light immediatly (the fire was almost out, and he missed the center of the pile of brush). so he threw on another gallon, and it went boom..... actually knocked some bark off a nearby tree.
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Oct 21 2003 8:25PM
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SkeeOrDye
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fire is awsome. i like blown stuff up. its fun. i have too many stories to tell. yeah, fire is fun.
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Oct 21 2003 8:55PM
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HandiBoard
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My friend made a potato gun that used ether and it was so powerful it shot clear through 1/4 inch plywood no joke. Imaghine getting hit by one you would have a hole in you
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Oct 21 2003 9:15PM
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Lord_Piot
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one time i made a nuke and it was awsome fun and we blew alot of shit up... - almost as good of a story as the 5 kilos of thermite.
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Oct 21 2003 9:31PM
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Cascade_Jibber
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we made a pipe bomb for the 4th and buried it in sand on the beach. shells and rocks hit us 100ft away at least. and if youre gettin tons of sparkles flyin out from your sparkler bomb, you may not be taping it tight enough son


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Oct 21 2003 10:46PM
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What
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it didnt burn too well, but we got a bowling ball and soaked it in petrol, the lit it and chucked it down this heaps long heaps steep road, it went out quickly, but put the biggest dent in this car door at the bottom of the hill

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Oct 22 2003 4:52AM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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i like fire....my Eyebrows jus grew back~!|

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Oct 22 2003 9:06AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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I like it how some guys on here call others names like 'kid' or 'son' trying to make themselves look the older and wiser.
Yeah there's a new craze in England that started where people are going round blowing up telephone boxes and cast iron post boxes. Crazy shit happens around bonfire night.


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Oct 22 2003 2:55PM
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What
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especially when they are only 16 themselves

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Oct 22 2003 7:28PM
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NomenClature
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this guy at my school, (not the brightest) got the great idea of putting a Sparkerler bomb on a full can of propane, then lighting it and running away, he said is was loud and big. very big.
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Oct 22 2003 7:43PM
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skierdudeguy
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me want try that big boom, my frien and i were making a SSIIICK puck bomb... but the 'rents caught us... :-(

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Oct 23 2003 9:56PM
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Ghost
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haha, great stories you guys.

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Oct 23 2003 10:18PM
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feezy
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I want to make thermite, but the best toys are mortars. I gave one to my freinds when we were at the beach and they lit it without the tube. After the first little charge went off they figured it was a dud so they walked up to it and then the entire mortatr blew up in their face. They almost got hit with the little flying things and they were pissed at me. By the way, what are sparkler bombs??


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Oct 24 2003 11:16AM
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TheWorst
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I love to burn things.... especially using explosives scuh as firecrackers... a good experiment to do i take a can half full with water light a firecracker in it and then run away the can will go like 10 feet in the air
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Oct 24 2003 12:41PM
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What
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sparkler bombs all you do is crush up a buncha sparklers and put it in something, then use another sparkler as a fuse. chuck in a soda bulb or creme bulb. then light the sparkler. the sparkler dust heats up enough to blow up the soda bulb

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Oct 24 2003 7:47PM
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feezy
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Soda bulb??? I want my eyeballs to rupture i am so confused. Are you finnish?


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Oct 25 2003 1:02AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
well thats what they are called here, they are just little canisters of compressed air or some other gas

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Oct 25 2003 1:04AM
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Mykel
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I recall when we acquired some chemicals from a friend who was working on his senior design project, and using our basic chemistry skills and a large field...we were able to produce quite the spectacle


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Oct 25 2003 1:08AM
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feezy
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Oh, like a can of aerosol, or CO2. Yeah, we blew up a can of starch at the beach and it made a mushroom cloud of fire. Ill try to post it.


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Oct 25 2003 1:14AM
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jibberjason
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i hate when stuff doesn't blow up cool. back in the day we threw a little propane tank in a fire. we thought it would blow up real good, but all it did was crack a seal and was like a flame thrower for like 5 minutes. still kinda cool but very disapointing.
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sherLocke
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take a tennnis ball and drill a hole in it. pack that sucker out with matchstick heads. wrap it up with ductape. throw it and if it hits a hard surface hard enough...bloaaw fun but be careful when packin the ball out cuz if one matchhead catches, so do the rest and you can say goodbye to your hand.
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Oct 25 2003 4:11PM
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Lord_Piot
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slickjamesjik still not better then mah nuke bitch
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Oct 25 2003 4:26PM
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TheWorst
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blowing up things i fun


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