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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
anything thats mad awk or whatever, lets see what you got. I'll start it off.


So the night was young and the sun was setting in Jersey and a bunch of my friends and I were cutting through a guys yard to get back to my house when a guy comes out with a .22 and shot off a couple shots into the sky yelling so we pick up the pace a knotch and there was this wall with a 4 foot drop after down this little hill and we all had to jump it. since we were trying to get out of there with our lives we ran straight at this 3 foot wall and when i tried to jump my left foot got caught and flipped me, and it was just my luck i landed on my feet on the other side. i was pretty much the man
Jul 11 2008 6:38PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
sweet d00d.
Jul 11 2008 6:40PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
I have a lot

one time my best friend broke up with his g/f because she didnt even kiss him ever
and walked in on her and I making outh that night

umm i yelled penis in a all school mass and everyone looked at me for the whole thing

i told pete wentz to fuck off one and got kicked out of the venue





Jul 11 2008 6:41PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
i was at a funeral earlier today and during the prayer at the cemetary this old guy in front of me farted it was so funny.... it would have been a whole lot funnier if it wasnt at a funeral..... my cousins were on the other side of the crowd and they heard it to....
Jul 11 2008 6:46PM
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Boggnarly
Posts: 115 - Karma: 12
Way back like 6 years ago when i was about 11, my friend and i are walking on the sidewalk in his neighborhood, and this girl maybe 2 years or so younger is walking towards us. when she gets close my friend pretends to hock up some phlegm and acts like hes going to spit on her. She moves away and tries to spit at him and misses, and he spits right back at her, but they never hit each other and she just ran away. It happened over like maybe 8 seconds, it was so fucking random and happened so spontaneously. i was just like what the fuck.
Jul 11 2008 6:57PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
so last fall right after halloween my friends thought it would be fun to drive around in my buddys pickup and steal pumpkins off peoples porches and then go somewhere and smash them all.  So we go to this neighborhood with a big hill and a school with a big park at the bottom and drive to the top we get out and my friend puts his truck in neutral and starts rolling it down the hill as we throw pumpkins in the back. However, he doesn't realize that since the truck is off he has to pump the break to get it to work and the truck starts to take off down the hill and hes yelling and stuff.  As I'm watching this go down on someones front doorstep the door busts open and theres a guy standing there with a fireplace poker and hes like "drop the pumpkin ***hole" I was so stunned I almost pissed myself and in a moment of panic smashed the pumpkin right there on his doorstep and now this guy is equally stunned and is like, "what the ****" so before he can do anything I start booking it down the street to the pickup which is now stopped several houses down I hop in the back and my friends are laughing hysterically b/c they saw the whole thing and now the guy is running towards the truck so we drive off and decide just to go get baked
Jul 11 2008 7:30PM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
ahaha +karma for u mah friend
Jul 11 2008 7:40PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
My friend lives near the local Mall and it is directly behind his house.... However you have to cut through this farm owned by a crazy farmer named Farmer Claytis and he is always fucking out there. Take note that this place is huge and ontop of a huge hill its like a meadow and you can see neighboring cities. So we are sneaking thrugh the tall grass and we are about 500 yards away from the end of the meadow into the thick woods to the mall. We pop our heads up becuase we were going stealth to avoid being seen ... no farmer claytis in sight so then we go out in the open and god behold farmer claytis is riding his fucking tractor. He stops the tractor. YALL GOD DANM KIDS BEH TRUSSPASSEN ON MEH FARM ALL GAD DAMN TIme. reaches into the tractor pulls out wat seemed to be a 12 gauge shotgun and starts chasing us. We started off sprinthing for the 500 yard dash to the woods. claytis being old and decrepit didnt follow the chase. still to this day we cut through
Jul 11 2008 7:59PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hahahhahahaha that sounds funny
Jul 11 2008 8:01PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
one time when i was probally 14, i was at my friends house crusing in his neighbor hood on our boards, and on the side of the road we found a bowling ball. so we rolled it down this hill as soon a we let it go a car came up so we booked it, never found out what happened, i hope it didnt hitthe car though, i would feel bad.
Jul 11 2008 8:14PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
once i saw this old guy lean over to spit on the ground and he spat all over his shoulder
Jul 11 2008 8:16PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
i loled. a lot.
Jul 11 2008 8:59PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
omg same
Jul 11 2008 9:09PM
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FellowJibber
Posts: 476 - Karma: 12
me and my friends were playing the penis game in rite aid in the candy aisle and the manager found us and said"do you want to say that on the loudspeaker"? and my friend said yes. we ran. haha we were in like 5th grade
Jul 11 2008 10:48PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
wat exactly is the "penis game"???
Jul 11 2008 10:54PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
you yell Penis at the top of ur lungs and ur group has to continue it
Jul 11 2008 10:56PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
^^^ my cuz is the undisputed champ at the penis game. its cool, i admit defeat
Jul 11 2008 10:58PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
ah.... ic thanxs for clearifying.... several things flashed through my mind when i read that.....
Jul 11 2008 10:58PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
hmm heres one that comes to mind.

i was at work last year in a movie store in town. a lady comes in just before close and is walking around. im doing my normal closing routines, cleaning ect. suddenly she is gone. i assume that she left and i never heard the buzzer. so i take all the money (im alone, by the way) and i go downstairs to our creepy ass basement and count it and put it away.
the next day i come back to work, and find out that we were robbed the night before. the lady hid in the basement, with me down there, and then when i left she came up and stole the money.
but she got caught. still creepy as shit though.
Jul 11 2008 11:11PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
fuckin gweird as hell
Jul 11 2008 11:31PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
haha whole family standing around the dining room table like 30 40 people littles kids old people everything... we were all holding hands and shit saying grace and cousins whose hand i was holding no homo lifted up our hands and slammed me in the balls. it was helarious and really akward cuz now im going to hell
Jul 11 2008 11:35PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
i was working once (at a grocery store) and this lady comes in wearing what first appeared to be a trench coat and she shopped for about an hour and when she came up to the check out lane we found that it was a cape and under neath was nothing but her underwear and she was a older and bigger lady. so after we got done with her order she wanted to drive up to get it so we made a unsuspecting new kid do it
Jul 12 2008 1:27AM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
I was thinking about that story the other day, i wondered where or who i heard it from, clears that up.  Creepy as hell
Jul 12 2008 1:38AM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
my friend and i went to montreal and swam at that olymipcs pool area, where he had to take a huge dump. he ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet seat, where some canadian thought it would be funny to shit on.
Jul 12 2008 1:49AM
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richards
Posts: 2177 - Karma: 11

last summer at klondike days ( sorta like the annual carnival with rides and whatnot) i was with my friends ross and brady and we were just at the park outsiide of the grounds passin around a j. we decided that we wanted to go walk around before we went in for some reason i dont know why . from a distance ross pointed out to be what he thought was a naked person sitting on a hill. so we walked over real quick to get a peek..
this bitch must have been trippin balls or something .. she was just looking around and into the sky with her legs spread out, revealing a jungle of tangled pubics
we decided we didnt wanna disturb this ugly ass monster chick so we headed to the grounds and went on some fun rides! yay!

Jul 12 2008 2:30AM
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Ski311
Posts: 595 - Karma: 8
My family pulled out of an alley and a kid ran into the side of our van at about mach 10. He was ok, and it went alittle like this.

Jul 13 2008 5:14AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
ive got a good one, but its fucking weird

alright so this is my friends friend. so a few years back, he's in a band playing at a concert. he sees a wicked hot girl in the crowd, so naturally, he goes to talk to her. now shes totally flirting with him and they hook up for a while. so she gives him her number and says she will call him. a week or so later, she calls him and tells him her parents are out of town and he should come over. so he gets there and they immediately started hooking up. they go upstairs into her room and are about to have sex. before they do,  she says "put these anal beads on and tell me when your about to cum." so they have sex and she rips his anal beads out and he shits everywhere. so he runs into the bathroom to clean himself up, and when he gets back she's rolling in his shit yelling "fuck me! fuck me!" he runs outta the house, never talks to her again.
Jul 13 2008 6:55AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
me and a friend were playing the nigger game on a chairlift, and there was a black guy on the chairlift with us, we didnt notice till he spoke up and was like "umm u kids wanna shut the fuck up"
Jul 13 2008 8:30AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
haha thats awkward as fuck
Jul 13 2008 8:46AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i got hit by a moped while riding by bike on the vineyard and i wasn't even injured but the guy got really fucked up
Jul 13 2008 10:52AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Hah thats been posted before. Nice try though.
Jul 13 2008 3:40PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3228 - Karma: 1,079
your the man. ill give you karma too.



i woke up naked on the roof of the elementary school one night...
the next night i was naked on the playground at 2:30 in the morning... good times
Jul 13 2008 5:33PM
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