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Things you will never hear a freeskier say.

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Sideways_Shane
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okay, so ive seen all these things like 40 things you will never hear a ski racer say an all this bullshit so i say we start up a lil one about freesking.

add something off mine.


1.What is steez?
Jul 3 2008 2:17AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
Hansel is so cold right now.
Jul 3 2008 3:52PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
can you do one of them back flips?
Jul 3 2008 4:05PM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
Then you are clearly not a freeskier
Jul 3 2008 4:19PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
How should I know how to get to chads gap
Jul 3 2008 4:23PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 3,607
from what I've seen you'll never hear THANK YOU
Jul 3 2008 4:37PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
obviously not haha
Jul 3 2008 4:39PM
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Steezasaurus
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Don't you need snow to ski??
Jul 3 2008 5:28PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
It just snowed 5 feet. Let's go hit cliffs instead of urban.
Jul 3 2008 5:45PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
True, urban at night, cliffs all day.
Jul 3 2008 5:56PM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
"I thought afterbang is when you hurt your shins in the moguls?"
True story.
Jul 3 2008 6:00PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
lets go to deer valley
Jul 3 2008 6:02PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Look at him dancin' around on that rail doin' those change ups!


...oh wait....Mike Douglas said that about Thovex in the X Games two years ago...

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. True story.
Jul 3 2008 6:06PM
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FORCE
Posts: 565 - Karma: 21
"That is SOOO Starbucks!"
Jul 3 2008 6:13PM
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-Tristan-
Posts: 915 - Karma: 19
This thread should be changed to newschoolers or park skiers. I know plenty of amazing freeskiers who dont know anything about newschoolers or Tom Wallisch.
Jul 3 2008 6:25PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426

i think im gonna stay in next to the fireplace

Jul 3 2008 6:37PM
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LuchoR
Posts: 278 - Karma: 637
hahaha true
and i will add
you ruin your edges doing rails
Jul 3 2008 8:06PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
who/what the fuck is c crew??? chronic? what the fuck does that mean???
Jul 3 2008 8:10PM
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Santa-Cruz
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whas the point of having such fat skis?
Jul 3 2008 8:17PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
what in God's name is a fricken Newschooler?

dosent being that high in the air scare you?!?!?!?!

whats so good about rails?
Jul 3 2008 8:27PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
i didn't pee in her butt
Jul 3 2008 8:48PM
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-eat
Posts: 434 - Karma: -9
What is claim?!
Jul 3 2008 8:55PM
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Santa-Cruz
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pcs are awsome
Jul 3 2008 8:58PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
i ski in sunglasses
Jul 3 2008 9:41PM
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-Tristan-
Posts: 915 - Karma: 19
Wait, he boned her while dancing?
Jul 3 2008 9:42PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 245
i dont have powder where i ski :(
i ski in the midwest! :D
Jul 3 2008 9:46PM
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JKravitz
Posts: 267 - Karma: 591
"why do kids always come out of the woods with huge smiles on their faces" haha thats a good one
Jul 3 2008 9:53PM
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RMillz
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I like grinding straight on a rail because it feels safer
Jul 3 2008 10:25PM
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Santa-Cruz
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i quote i was skiing my friedns bents " why are those skis bent up like that?"
Jul 3 2008 10:26PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
I dont like beer
Jul 3 2008 10:26PM
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smuggs
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unfortunately i have heard a few freeskiers say that.
Jul 3 2008 10:36PM
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TheButterHashira
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I've said something along the same lines in the spring when we had a fucking thunderstorm and it was pouring rain. It was actually a fun day consisting of great mud skiing.


But here is one "neato helicopter off that ramp"
Jul 3 2008 11:01PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269

you have it mixed up, you will never hear a freeskier say, "i dont ski in sunglasses"  
sunglasses are sick, goggles are played

Jul 4 2008 8:14AM
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killswitch
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"how do you get to chad's from the bottom of alta?"
Jul 4 2008 9:01AM
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mitchk
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actually i say that all the time cosidering i still dont know how to get there.
"nigga'" is something that will never be heard out of our mouths.....
Jul 4 2008 9:48AM
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triebby
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"Do a backflip!!!"

"OMG, he just did a backflip!!!"

"Can you do backflips?"
Jul 4 2008 9:54AM
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TomasAa
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why is everybody skiing backwards?

Jul 4 2008 9:55AM
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.makuma.
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are you really gonna ride off the side of that jump?
Jul 4 2008 10:35AM
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yellav
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hahahahaha
Jul 4 2008 10:36AM
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KarmaSkiier
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im out of ciggerettes
Jul 4 2008 11:18AM
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Edward.
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you ski!? you look like a snowboarder though!
Jul 4 2008 11:24AM
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-justice-
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something you'll never hear on NS


"Dude you can totally air off those jumps in front of the rails."
Jul 4 2008 12:06PM
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molzen
Posts: 58 - Karma: 16
i say that... well that or; im totally going in the x-trymeee snowboard terrain (designated for hopping) and doin' me some sweet helicopters (while on my snowblades)
Jul 4 2008 12:19PM
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no_steeze
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i can't go skiing, i have to do homework

look at that person skiing reverse
Jul 4 2008 12:28PM
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ginty
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did you see him do a heliycoopter
Jul 4 2008 12:59PM
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Bab.
Posts: 766 - Karma: 22
why would you use that searchbar?
hey dad i did a black diamond run today
Jul 4 2008 11:16PM
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Piste.Off
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i dont like penis
Jul 4 2008 11:21PM
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ILoveOhio
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 253
"Why do snowboarders hit real handrails.  if they fall off they're fucked.  it's so stupid!"

A kid in my school said that in a little different words....hahahahahhah.
Jul 4 2008 11:29PM
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Balto
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and that is why douglas should not have anything to do with xgames
Jul 4 2008 11:44PM
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phishfood
Posts: 2542 - Karma: 298
hahhaa o douglas
Jul 4 2008 11:50PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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mike douglas pioneer newschool skiing, you bite your tongue and learn some respect.

you should be kissing the ground that he walks on and thanking him for making our glorious sport what it is
Jul 4 2008 11:50PM
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