Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little
blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Smurfette doesn't fuck.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think
Papa Smurf made her?
Because all the other Smurfs were getting too
No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie:First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was
sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the
Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life
transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just
couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...
reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so
illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of
living... if you don't have a dick?
"Ok, so I am a sophmore (16). And I want to meet girls and have sex with them. Simple."
73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
"Fuck the bullshit, this-is-it, lets go!" - Jamal