"I kinda felt like a dork just now...I was taking a dump butt naked except for my socks, goggles, and a condom beanie while talking to you and trying to open a bag of peanuts": thefilmerguy, on the phone with me
I have a camera bag that i just sling over my shoulder, sometimes in my backpack. I used to put it in my pocket but landed on it and broke the screen, so i dont do that anymore.
me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."