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My crazy neighbors

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JHDski47
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okay so my family was out to dinner with my neighbors who are like 80ish years old and they say some pretty funny shit.  First, they told me about how they went to the movies and they hadnt seen any preveiws for anything because they dont watch TV and they looked up at the board to see what was playing and they saw Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay.  And the old guy (Milton) is reallly into geography and other places and all that shit so he decided that they would see Harold and Kumar since it had Guantanamo in the name.  They said it was not at all what they expected but Milton liked it and thought it was hilarious and his wife (madelaine) hated it and thought it was discusting.  Then our conversation carried and we started talking about liquor........Madelaine says "oh i dont drink" as she was finishing up her second whisky sour of the dinner.  Im pretty sure my neighbors are the weirdest people on the planet.
May 28 2008 3:57PM
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Microcosm
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They sound like a pretty awesome old couple. Get to know them better and hear their crazy stories.
May 28 2008 4:00PM
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mitchk
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ya some old people are super chill.
May 28 2008 4:05PM
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speedy29
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Some old people are the funniest people in the world because they can say what they want without reprocusion.
May 28 2008 4:39PM
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breckfreeskier
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my grandparents are just racist because they grew up in that time period. They were all worried about black people buying the house that was for sale next door to them.
May 28 2008 6:47PM
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proZach
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old people have the greatest stories. i can't wait to be old and tell stupid awesome stories. i gotta go do more awesome things first.
May 28 2008 7:55PM
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Grube
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haha thats funny usually old people are really boring
May 28 2008 8:01PM
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no_steeze
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this old guy sitting next to me once on a bus just farted at will and didn't even notice it, he would rip one and it would smell all old and stale and shit and then he wouldn't even notice

and my grandpa used to talk about young people having orgy but he didn't pronounce it right and it sounded really funny
May 28 2008 8:12PM
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purpleflurple
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Your neighbors sound like the shit
May 28 2008 8:16PM
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bigolrig
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be nice to them, they might buy you goodies. just cause old people are tight and dont give a fuck anymore
May 28 2008 8:17PM
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JHDski47
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Also that old lady (Madelaine) started talking out loud in a resturaunt about how she wouldnt vote for Obama because he is black.  She also has a hearing problem so she says everything really loud so everybody in the resturaunt could hear her.  I was really embarassed to be there at the same table as her.  Luckily, there were no black people around to be offended by what she said.
May 28 2008 8:17PM
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BMB
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thou shalt not bear false witness agianst thy neighbor
May 28 2008 8:19PM
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Nicholas.
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hahahah one day my grandma was talking about how she wanted there to be more earthquakes in san fransisco so they would "kill all the queers" i bust out laughing so hard.
May 28 2008 8:24PM
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breckfreeskier
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hahaha, if my grandma said that I would die laughing
May 28 2008 8:26PM
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