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Quotes by skiers. I need this for my next period class so give some quick

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Trashpuppet
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give me some quotes from what skiers have said like jon olsson saying im not into craziness im into perfection.

If u cant think of some make some up for me.. thanks lol

Apr 30 2008 11:50AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
"Well I didn't do much skiing in Africa, only hunting!  I bagged a tiger, yes I did!" - Colby West

"TJ.  I'm the man.  TJ! TJ! TJ!  Choices." - TJ Schiller
Apr 30 2008 11:53AM
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kepler.
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Randomly flip through a freeskier if you have one. I always keep at least a few in my lockers at all times. But there's my sig and seth morrison said something along the lines of "nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome"

this link might be helpful

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-806.html
Apr 30 2008 11:53AM
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dave44
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Isn't that Colby too?

Apr 30 2008 11:56AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Turning is for when shit gets in the way - Shane McConkey

Just let 'er buck - Tanner Hall

It ain't like the movies buddy - Seth Morrison

Can I kick it just one more time? - Steele Spence

Errr, that's all I can think of!
Apr 30 2008 12:04PM
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CamBrowne
Posts: 1830 - Karma: 99
my ankles are broken -tanner hall

Apr 30 2008 12:06PM
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sconniestyle
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"taste death live life"- suicide from ski patrol (technically a snowboarder, but still counts, eh?)
Apr 30 2008 12:06PM
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shredwards
Posts: 417 - Karma: 68
i rode up with Dan Marion one time at the world superpipe comp and this is what he said
"Damn i fell again."Dan
"Yeah it looked like a sick run before that though."Me
"I think i ve just been getting too drunk" Dan
"I didnt know there was such a thing." Me
"Oh there definitely is. Ive been partying way too hard lately" Dan
not really pertinent to your topic, but wise words none the less
Apr 30 2008 12:11PM
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chazz.
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im not sponsered, i just really like oakley!!-jon olsson
Apr 30 2008 12:21PM
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Jordan.j
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skiing is a serious addiction.... can probably be compared to.. crack
Apr 30 2008 12:25PM
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Melvs
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"That's right, I'm cocky as hell and if you wanna talk smack I'll ring your bell. So fool don't give me a reason, to come to your mountain and school you next season" - Brad Holmes

"If you think that I'm whack, I'll do a shot of jack, throw a double back, and you'll be on my sack" - Brad Holmes
Apr 30 2008 12:52PM
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fourhundred
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"joi jump is pretty small, but whateva i fucks wit it" simon dumont

Apr 30 2008 1:09PM
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A-Style**
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haha fucking love that one
Apr 30 2008 1:16PM
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tomalom
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lol my ankles are broken
Apr 30 2008 1:18PM
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MTheadbang
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"That will feel good in the morning! If i was a video game character I would never fall, never" -Peter Olenik
Apr 30 2008 1:26PM
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Carter23
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"I'll be working at Burger King in 4 years." -Most cool guy pros
Apr 30 2008 3:09PM
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SK1ERDUDE
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Hah
Apr 30 2008 5:00PM
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BEARS.
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skiing is a serious addiction could easily be compared to....crack. - forgot who its in 7 sunny days though
Apr 30 2008 6:48PM
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blindside
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its amazing how much confidence i get from wearing a helmet and a mouth guard...too bad confidence is the last thing I need. - Mike Wilson
Apr 30 2008 7:17PM
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BootySpunk.
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I think it's CR
Apr 30 2008 7:21PM
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PeteyG
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actually candide said that lol
Apr 30 2008 7:25PM
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fsscott
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These are priceless!
Apr 30 2008 7:59PM
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TerminatorX
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"I'm a wangster midget with a beard"-Thall
Apr 30 2008 8:23PM
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huge-go
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"I know... breakfast"- Hoji-7SD
"Hopefully this air is the size I thought it is" Hugo Harrison-the hit list(no typo)
Apr 30 2008 8:36PM
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Ben.
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If evereyones is going to be seeing my wallet....
Wheres my fucking wallet
JF Houle
Apr 30 2008 8:41PM
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jimmer
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no what he said was definitely in the simon impression.
Apr 30 2008 8:44PM
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ECski
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"the joy i get from skiing, thats worth dieing for"- CR said something very close to that in 7SD
Apr 30 2008 8:46PM
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chazz.
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oh god i cant even concentrate right now, rory's got his pants off again!!
-ingrid backstrom, the hit list
Apr 30 2008 8:57PM
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skithesprings
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nah, i think its chris rubens, but ill check and get back
Apr 30 2008 9:03PM
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marsland
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last two jumps had a bit of wu tang on them but...
-andreas hatviet testing out this years x games slopestyle course
Apr 30 2008 9:06PM
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skithesprings
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yeah deff rubens, just checked
Apr 30 2008 9:10PM
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Swervasaurus
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best reply and mabey you can turn it in late tomorrow for 50% credit just remember ANKLES ARE BROKEN!!!
Apr 30 2008 9:14PM
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rather.be.skiing
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"where's my wallet man?" - JF Houle

ahahaha
Apr 30 2008 9:16PM
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huge-go
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"its always a good idea to check your landing when you're going as big as I am, or when you're a freestyle specialist, such as myself" Shane McConkey- push/pull?
Apr 30 2008 9:21PM
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Bab.
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it's impossible to lick our elbow - jp auclair
Apr 30 2008 9:39PM
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Peter.
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"I can't go back to canada."
-JF Houle

(Said with thick french canadian accent)
Apr 30 2008 9:43PM
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Dustin.
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Yes, it was a joke.
Apr 30 2008 9:50PM
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sander_h
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i cannot believe that somebody hasn't said it yet. " I am not into crazyness, I am into perfection". jon olsson
Apr 30 2008 10:27PM
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t_rob
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Fuck i wish i could remembers symms exact wording on Utah and mormans....

soo.

"so i turned around in the air and I seriously thought I was going to see Kerri and Dead in the Channel"

thats actaully a quote of a quote. when i heard about it it was when he turned around in the air, he...
Apr 30 2008 10:52PM
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t_rob
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insert the name "anna" after the word "and" and before the word "dead"
Apr 30 2008 10:54PM
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Alex_G
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I can't believe somebody hasn't said this one, "Go big or go home." --Johnny Tsunami

or you can quote me, and say, "Go big or go big, going home aint an option." --Alex Golesorkhi
Apr 30 2008 10:54PM
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wintersway
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that was colby in his joss video wasn't it?
Apr 30 2008 11:01PM
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Bees_Knees
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or the "Go big, then go home"
Apr 30 2008 11:02PM
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Ben.
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haha yeah thats what i was saying "wheres my fucking wallet?" he was soooo wasted

Apr 30 2008 11:04PM
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t_rob
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actaul conversation

"Can I see some Id"
pause.....
"do you know who the fuck I am. I'M SIMON DUMONT"
"thats not what your ID says
(pwn)
Apr 30 2008 11:12PM
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Karcher
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hahahah dude that is so funny! hehe


also:


I'm out there everyday. Rain. Snow. I'm out there.

                        - Pep Fujas


or somethin like that
Apr 30 2008 11:25PM
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KjellEllefson
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"I was so close to hitting my head on that rock I almost dead"-Charles Gagnier in High 5
Apr 30 2008 11:30PM
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Ben.
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Its
"I thought i was going to dead."
Apr 30 2008 11:47PM
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nickmiles
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"I'm Gay"- Ian Compton
May 1 2008 2:55PM
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Reed.S
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definately from push or pull not the hit list
May 1 2008 3:19PM
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Reed.S
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"I was going down the in run and i was thinking was BURRITOS BURRITOS, and then i got a concussion" -JON LAFFERTY
May 1 2008 3:22PM
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