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Why do most girls in ski towns have big asses??

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theoz
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even in Whistler this is true... the curse of the cute girl with the massive behind.... what do you think it is? the beer, the fact that there are more guys than girls soo they dont have to look after them selves or is it just pure lazyness?

Apr 24 2008 5:27PM
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sktrkdo7
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 182
skiing gives u huge thighs?
Apr 24 2008 5:30PM
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Tortao
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i like the badonkadonks
Apr 24 2008 5:31PM
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Bagels
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The beer, lack of work-out facilities, and the realization that beta males w/ zero skills reside in ski towns!  Suckas!
Apr 24 2008 5:36PM
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ShredtillURdead
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nope, its the beer
Apr 24 2008 5:37PM
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THATS_STREET
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your saying a big ass is a bad thing?
Apr 24 2008 5:38PM
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mckeeman
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sometimes its none of the above...I call it Dual Mtn Ass.  Its firm big and tight...from skiing the mtn right?
Apr 24 2008 5:40PM
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*WonderBread*
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imagine them as moguls and you hav to get the pole plant! haha

Apr 24 2008 5:40PM
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eheath
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Skiing = leg muscles = big ass.
Apr 24 2008 5:41PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I don't have a big ass, but then again I don't live in a ski town. I plan on, hopefully, moving to Summit. I don't want a big ass.
Apr 24 2008 5:42PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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ha the common brazzillian squish ass effect
Apr 24 2008 5:49PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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the average ski town girl is gross. why? i have no idea. but seriously, why can't ski girls look like surf girls?
Apr 24 2008 6:00PM
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mckeeman
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dont drink the beer.

keep your ass tight on the treadmill or on the hill.  men will notice.
Apr 24 2008 6:09PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Do they become haggard when they start living in a ski town?
Apr 24 2008 6:10PM
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no_steeze
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i dunno man, whistler was kind of an exception. all the people i saw in whistler were asian, and they don't have asses or tits, but i will say i did see some "junk in the trunks" of some non-asians, but nice asses, not fat dumpy old asses
Apr 24 2008 6:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
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True, but I'm not the kind of person that works out, LOL. Just ski.
Apr 24 2008 6:18PM
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laurence^
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in between ass is nice, you need shape, i dont like skinny asses, i want cheeks to fill out the pants
Apr 24 2008 6:29PM
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Shpadoinkle
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True that! Sometimes my butt can start hurting the chairlifts, or even when I land on a rail or box.
Apr 24 2008 6:34PM
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Scolson
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So you're on the bootylicious end of the spectrum?
Apr 24 2008 6:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Definitely not. I'm on the other side between medium and small.
Apr 24 2008 6:58PM
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Shpadoinkle
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But that's what I think.
Apr 24 2008 6:58PM
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no_steeze
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pics or it isn't..........haha...........
Apr 24 2008 6:59PM
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jason...
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i think the female contributors to this thread need to post pics of there asses so we can have some reference
Apr 24 2008 7:04PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Fine!
Apr 24 2008 7:10PM
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Peter.
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i see trouble in the future


all the crazy horny 14 year olds right now are freakin out
Apr 24 2008 7:17PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Okay, I'm not living in a ski town at the moment but I will be pretty soon, hopefully.

Here is a picture for all you horney little boys.

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Apr 24 2008 7:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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What was I doing with my lip?
Apr 24 2008 7:22PM
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wunderskier
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are you kidding me?  it is because they are so bad @ skking and that they always fall on their butts and end up w/ squishy and padded tushes!
Apr 24 2008 7:28PM
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blindside
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you wouldn't like skinny asses....naw im jus playin i fully agree.
Apr 24 2008 7:32PM
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CooksCorner
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What?!? I thought every girl had the "my ass is too big" complex...
Apr 24 2008 8:11PM
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reBlocke
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All the guys you hang out with are super haggard anyway.  Look at Rus' pants...
Apr 24 2008 8:16PM
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no_steeze
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hahaha

but just to add on to that, we can't see the right curvature with pants on, so lets get some ass naked pics..........
Apr 24 2008 8:34PM
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~auddie~
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lol this thread just totally went to hell. But seriously it's because of the skiing.
Apr 24 2008 8:36PM
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hippystinx
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i know a bunch of my track team friends who are girls and who are really into it..such as like 10 miles a day or more have fat asses and are skinny besides that...i just think it is the working of the ass muscles+beer+not really doing any other sort of exercise to combat the effects of the lwgas(large white girl ass syndrome)=relatively skinny white girl with the fat ass

i really hope that comment didnt add anything of value to this thread
Apr 24 2008 8:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeah, true, but I love you all beacuse you are!

Russ BTW needs to get sponsored. He needs new attire. What are you callin' the dub loop now? Has to do something with Lambo's?
Apr 24 2008 9:29PM
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no_steeze
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skiing's good for leg strength but unless you charge hard as hell for an entire day, it isn't the same exercise as running 5 miles, different kind of cardio and running gives a nice round not-too-fat-but-still-hot-and-round-and-noticeable
Apr 24 2008 9:32PM
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CFD
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coming home to a beach town after half a year in ski towns was like walking into a utopia of female perfection
Apr 24 2008 9:42PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Well I was a surfer more than I was a skier for a while because I was living in Florida.

I find it absolutely disgusting that girls in ski towns don't shave...anything. "No one will see my legs because I'm wearing pants." Doesn't matter. That's still gross.
Apr 24 2008 9:46PM
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richards
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they dont give a shit about what they look like haha
Apr 24 2008 9:51PM
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poofartpee
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its from lack of exercise (mushy ass) or from being hard core and working the thighs and legs (hard turns) i mean dont u check out all the chick racers when they break out the speed suits? so obviouess its not from being fat
Apr 24 2008 9:59PM
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no_steeze
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i just die a little inside when i see a chick with hairy legs and hairy pits, i mean fuck, it's so nasty. there's a girl in my english class with really hairy arms, it's gross, i mean if you're a chick and aside from your head if there's hair, shave it!
Apr 24 2008 10:01PM
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laurence^
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i love surfing and girls who shave lol, and i like how u add the anything with the dots bcuz certain things were just not meant to be untouched by a razor
Apr 24 2008 10:11PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Everything was meant to be touched by a razor, except the head.

Apr 24 2008 10:16PM
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OCHO
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Partying and not shredding end of story... happens everytime unless there actually skiing or snowboarding a lot.
Apr 24 2008 10:16PM
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Alex_G
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trust me, we love the booty cake!
Apr 24 2008 10:37PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Maybe a medium ass, but not a large one.
Apr 24 2008 10:41PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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[http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v241/160/90/581239702/n581239702_822415_3935.jpg]

this is how we like em. (thats not me, some kid i go to school with)
Apr 24 2008 11:04PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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[img[]http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v241/160/90/581239702/n581239702_822415_3935.jpg[/img]

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Apr 24 2008 11:05PM
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DrippinWithSteez
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phail...

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Apr 24 2008 11:06PM
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LO_GO
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more cushin for the pushin
Apr 24 2008 11:19PM
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mmallender.
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dude you dont even know.... there used to be this one chick who would come wakeboarding with a group of us from time to time. SO GROSS... She did not shave her legs, pits, or anything. She would sit with the huge wide guy stance sort of thing. it was like she had a second head of hair growing out from her crotch. I saw it once and only once, and hope to never see it again
Apr 24 2008 11:34PM
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