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who wants to get laid?!

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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
first...you need to answer a question for me...
how many times to you drink per month...and give me your age pleases!!!! i could really use your help...


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Oct 8 2003 7:35PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
chiks are for fags


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 8 2003 7:36PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i drink on average 6 times per month and im 18 from canada.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Oct 8 2003 7:37PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Hahahaha Pete.

I'm seventeen, and I need to get laid. Fuck that 'wanting' shit. I NEED to. I miss it, rawr.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 7:37PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
But not by you, sorry. I need a guy. And that's gnarly you're advertising on here.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 7:38PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i want to get laid. and i will...but tomorrow.
and i drink...like 10 times a month and im 19 from canada.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 8 2003 7:39PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
thats odd sarah, it says ure not online on NS.
I drink pbly once a month, and its usually like a few shots of vodka.
Why cant you be next door sarah?


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 8 2003 7:39PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
But I am online, Pete. And I can't be nextdoor because you live in Canadia and I live in Asklaska.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 7:42PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i will get laid friday, i'm 21 from the states, & drink about once a week...get drunk 1-2 times a month

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Oct 8 2003 7:45PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
^ twice she will get laid...3 times if i eat a good dinner
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Oct 8 2003 7:46PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
10+ times

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Oct 8 2003 7:48PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
4 times a month, 16yrs, from states.
Oct 8 2003 7:52PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
don't worry elasmo...i'm not advertising on here...i just needed some info for my clas...


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mystic
Posts: 497 - Karma: 10
damn hopes...go ski a pipe
Oct 8 2003 7:53PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Oh, okay... Whew, sorry. I was gunna say, you could do MUCH better than here.


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 7:54PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
What class is it for, and why do you have to know about getting laid?


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 7:55PM
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mystic
Posts: 497 - Karma: 10
fuck you bitch
Oct 8 2003 7:55PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
it's for an AP statistics class and we have to come up with a set of data with at least 40 individuals, so i figured it would be easier to get responses for something like this.


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Oct 8 2003 8:00PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, good thinking! I have an AP Statistics test tomorrow. Bleh. I'm going to kick it's ass!


-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Oct 8 2003 8:02PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
20/m from canada...and i drink at least three times a week. Step up you bitches!

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Oct 8 2003 8:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ahhh, youre a smart one, well you better a tleast repay everyone for their time with head or something
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Oct 8 2003 8:04PM
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ski.tz07
Posts: 172 - Karma: 14
^is that what you think?


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Oct 8 2003 8:10PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
oh yeah i'm also 17 from canada.
Whats all this about not finding a good guy on this site Oates?


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 8 2003 8:11PM
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mystic
Posts: 497 - Karma: 10
i'm in ap statistics and every other ap class available in the state of alaska i'm sooo cool. you're soooo fucking annoying. have any of your 2000+ posts come from a forum other than non-ski gabber?
Oct 8 2003 8:28PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
mystic, man, whats ure problem?


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 8 2003 8:32PM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
umm, I don't drink and I'm waiting til i'm married cuz it's gonna be sooooo much better. Yeah guys think they are men because have have sex everynight......I used to have a dog that had sex everynight, didn't make him a man. Abstaince is where it's at!



'Slide Slide, but that's the past, I've got sumpin' brand new for dat...'
Fujas rules
Oct 8 2003 8:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
that youre a smart one or you should repay with head?
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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
Oct 8 2003 8:38PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
no man, spelling is where its at, not abstinence.


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 8 2003 8:38PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
20, drink 6 times a month




'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
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Oct 8 2003 8:49PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
16/m from good 'ol NY, and i get nothing, and drink about that much too.... mabye a little more.

i'm a loser
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N2S Media
Oct 8 2003 9:09PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
im 17 from ny, i get drunk only when i get laid, which is once every 6 times i drink. i drink every 11 days, but only when the 11th day is a friday or saturday. you do the math.

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Oct 8 2003 9:21PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
2-3 times a month, and im 15 and 9/tenths
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Oct 8 2003 9:22PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
you are very hot so i would love to be with you but the answer to your question is about 8 times a month and i am 21 o ya and i emailed you and you didnt write back hehe it is alright good luck in statistics
Oct 8 2003 9:35PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Im 16 from new jersey and i dont really drink, not my style



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Oct 8 2003 10:03PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
no thanks, i got it covered - www.mailorderbrides.com.

but i think the only days I dont really drink are mondays and tuesdays. i got perma-whiskey dink baby.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Oct 9 2003 8:43AM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
2 or 3 times a week, im 22 from the great white north
Oct 9 2003 9:54AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
19 from cali. drink around 20 days a month. drinking is a sport is this god damn hopeless town. dont have a drivers license or car so if there is alchol i drink till its gone.

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
Oct 9 2003 12:12PM
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gauntlet1260
Posts: 370 - Karma: 12
17 from nj, drink everyweekend and get really wasted.
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Oct 9 2003 1:02PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
20+ days, 24 yrs, from usa

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

Oct 9 2003 1:04PM
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ViperSki
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 35
10 days a month, 18 from Cali. i got to UCSB it should be explantory




Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
Oct 9 2003 1:31PM
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huckasaurus
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
Jen,
Call me we'll go out drinking and then get it on. I'm 24, drink 10 times a month and will sneak you in the bar with no problems.
Oct 9 2003 1:41PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
pete, sarahs mine bitch
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Oct 9 2003 1:53PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
IM DRINKING RIGHT NOW. SADLY EVERYONE SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO DO IT WITH ME (DRINKING THAT IS) PUSSIES I SAY. PUSSIES.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Oct 9 2003 1:54PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
dont worry, we can share her


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 9 2003 1:54PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
your from CT, thats pretty sick, im not sure where hamden is though
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Oct 9 2003 2:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
4-5 times a week. 16
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Oct 9 2003 3:01PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
Canada, 4 times a month...18
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Oct 9 2003 3:04PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
19 from bc, drink 12 or so times a month
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Oct 9 2003 3:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
19 from ontario canada, and i drink every weekend at least once but sometimes 2 or 3 depends if its a long weekend or we just want to drink on a thursday or sunday night


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Oct 9 2003 4:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
no drinking for me.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
Oct 9 2003 4:21PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
im 17 and i dont drink.......
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Oct 9 2003 4:32PM
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