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Having to include 1 girl per team is what Killed the Orage Masters

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Yauch
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i have no other way to explain why Orage Masters is such a fucking Joke right now.

It used to be the event where motherfuckers threw down. Like thovex and vanular. Now its a fucking joke.

It could be an awesome contest between ski companies to see who actually has the most badass riders. I guess the companies couldn't handle the pressure of that. who knows
Apr 8 2008 8:26PM
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anxju
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hahahahaha yauch youre a retard
Apr 9 2008 1:30PM
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Sheltron3030
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pretty much every team challenge ive every seen has to have one girl in it.
gives the ladies a chance to step up.
Apr 9 2008 1:39PM
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mntelebumper
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i just dont understand how having girls in the comp would make it suck, if anything it would up the testosterone levels and make all the guys push it.
Apr 9 2008 1:52PM
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600U
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haha nice pic werts.


Apr 9 2008 2:39PM
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travispersaud
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well the orage masters is considered an ANTI-COMP so there really shount be to much of a comp atmosphere anyways and why hate on the girls the masters is just another chance to up the level of girls skiing
Apr 9 2008 3:49PM
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JTK
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i know! i still cant believe how dumb that quote is... day 2 and im still laughing
Apr 9 2008 3:58PM
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Yauch
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yeah i agree
Apr 9 2008 11:01PM
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Duncan*
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hahaha exactly
Apr 9 2008 11:07PM
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Yauch
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cool man go jerk off to the womans us open then.

orage sucks now, cause its not competitive, having a girl as a team member is part of the problem, but whatever stay pissed ya fags
Apr 9 2008 11:09PM
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timmmy
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check this out...

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/357859/
Apr 9 2008 11:18PM
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Yauch
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i thought that would be a good idea. You could make it like an online game thats part of ns i dont know,
Apr 9 2008 11:20PM
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860
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People that ruining skiing/boarding are the people who crave competition and want to win everything so bad that they go up after they lose and take a run to try to steal the winners thunder, aka shawn white. Comps should be about having fun, I know when I enter comps, I'm not in it to win it, im there to have a good time and try to throw down some sick stuff. I  don't care if I lose, its great if I win but winning isn't what skiing is about, this isn't baseball, or football. I do this for fun, not to hate on everyone who doesn't throw a switch double flip. It's good to see a few girls in a comp, take the vans cup for snowboarding. The rail jam they had had a few girl riders that were ok, and one that was legitamitely throwing down. I thought she was a guy for a minute haha. I would be the first to say that girls need to really step it up. Props for hitting that jump but thats not hard at all. They should be throwing down at least at a somewhat close level to the men. But its still a good thing to integrate the very top of them into a mens comp just so they get some exposure. I'm not sure about the girl skiing scene but I know of a few snowboard chicks that can actually throw down. Don't hate on this because its not the super pros everyone knows, a ton of people can throw down and deserve a chance to be in these comps. Its all about the fun, don't go out rooting for someone to win and when they lose pitch a fit, its skiing, its a lifestyle not some superbowl event.
Apr 9 2008 11:26PM
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860
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http://www.transworldsnowboarding.com/snow/videos/video/0,26810,1597669,00.html

The girls part is first, while they don't throw down like gooner it doesn't mean there not good, one of them slays
Apr 9 2008 11:29PM
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860
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^not sure if that works anymore but heres a girls comp that works

http://www.transworldsnowboarding.com/video.jsp?ID=1000005698
Apr 9 2008 11:33PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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Apr 10 2008 1:32AM
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Sun_Ra
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This thread doesn't make any sense. If you think the compagnies only sent ams, who would you have sent considering the injuries? You think they're sending less known skiers for fun? Candide would be pretty hard to send their since he broke his back last year....TJ is injured...Dumont at the big QP.... Mike Clarke killed his hand.....and the rest of the pros you're talking about are just done competing and now are filming powder and other stuff. You'll see that what you call AMS are just going to kill it. It's not because they weren't in "The Game" or "Happy Dayz" that they won't kill it.....

(Really good picture ^^^^^ LOL)
Apr 10 2008 8:45AM
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860
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Agreed, all you do is start trouble here
Apr 10 2008 3:11PM
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bobs
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yeah but his karma is the same as half the kids in this thread so he must be ok? right?

but really..... i usually enjoy watching guys  but it doesn't mean there aren't girls out there who kill it.  Its usually refreshing to see some new faces and just seems to fit the masters vibe. Or years past at least
Apr 10 2008 5:45PM
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heFF
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this is so sick cuz young kid i no from quebec is in it for 4frnt (hugo pelletier) so stoked for him
Apr 10 2008 6:15PM
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poofartpee
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no one likes a sausage fest...on snow or off
i think u can agree 2 that

end of thread
Apr 10 2008 6:50PM
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PeteyG
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Somone ban this hopeless wretch for bringing  a cloud on all our days.
Apr 10 2008 7:12PM
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860
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I would be willing to bet that 7/10 people don't ever touch karma, including me
Apr 10 2008 7:49PM
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TOAST.
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"Having to include 1 girl per team is what Killed the Orage Masters"

Having to include Yauch in newschoolers is what killed a lot of threads
Apr 10 2008 8:43PM
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ben_southworth
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hahahaha
Apr 11 2008 12:01AM
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Craigskis
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Personally, I was stoked after choosing my team Dynastar for that contest. I didn't even know who was on the team at the time but Mike Riddle, Sarah Burke, and Justin Dorey are a safe bet!
Apr 11 2008 2:02PM
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Ryno
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I forget who I voted for...i know they will win though!
Apr 11 2008 8:22PM
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Blurst
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that was a retarted post not only are there girls that rip but surface has blake nyman and some others
Apr 12 2008 2:20PM
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afton_steeze
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fuck you. women throw down too.
Apr 12 2008 10:20PM
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xpingxpongx
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first off, i think its a good thing that they require at least one girl on each team... say what you want about treating girls equally but lets face it girls skiing is waaaaaay below guys skiing, in fact i'm thinking of getting a sex change just so i can go pro. not to put down womens skiing at all but there is definitely a gender gap in skiing. so if you had a team of 4 guys and a team of 2 guys and 2 girls the 4 guy team would probably win every time because guys are throwing down far crazier tricks than girls. in fact, this is helping to promote womens skiing and showing that girls are progressing and starting to close that gap.

secondly, i do have to agree that teams don't seem to be using their top pros in the orage masters anymore. i mean its the "MASTERS" i expect to see all the top pros there namely, jon, simon, tanner, candide, tj, and basicly the "masters" of the sport. its hailed as the anti-comp so its really nothing more than a fun session with team members. personally i think there should be at least one event like this where ski companies use their top pros to shred and see whose got the best team. but reguardless of whose actually on the teams its still a really fun event, although i think the features were better when it was at mammoth.

Apr 12 2008 11:31PM
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ontwosticks
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Yauch. Anyone who gets bashed by three respected mods in the span of one hour.....






should probably just leave.

But in all seriousness, how is having a chick on your team so bad...All i've been able to make out from your posts is that you're a sexist bastard who can't see things in a real world light. Take a moment to think about this. If you were an amateur spanced by a big name ski company...wouldn't it be awesome to get some exposure in a popular competition...get your name out and stuff. And look at the whole purpose of the event. It's meant to be an "ANTI-comp" it's not supposed to have a super competitive atmosphere where all the riders are super stressed. If you want a more competitive atmosphere maybe they should lose the bitchin costumes too..I mean that seems to be really killing the nervousness in the air. So waht i'm getting at here is...fuck off and learn to accept women for something besides a cook and clean tool.
Apr 12 2008 11:31PM
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E.Durtschi
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wow thanks!!!! way to push the self esteem of girl riders out there, we aren't as good as some guys but we're trying! your dumb
Apr 12 2008 11:33PM
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BootySpunk.
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I wasn't aware this was the 40s...I thought girls were people too...guess not...have fun getting a blowjob from a dude from now on.
Apr 12 2008 11:42PM
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johanblaze
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Hahaha, awesome!
Apr 13 2008 12:27AM
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TechnoPotamus
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yauch you're stupid, go take a ride in your golden wheelchair
Apr 13 2008 12:28AM
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SteezePatrol
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well that kind of proves his point that the masters have gone downhill; when all the top pros would rather be doing something else instead of competing in the Orage Masters
Apr 13 2008 2:43AM
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alaskakid
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GOLDEN WHEELCHAIR nominee right here
this guys a fucking idiot
Apr 13 2008 3:02AM
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titsLOL
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hah this shit's funny
Apr 13 2008 3:42AM
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Yauch
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yauch your such an idiot

orage this year had the most progressive costumes yet

and the tricks were way more progressive than candides 630 or vanulars 630 pretzel


sorry guys but orage used to be "not just another dick around have fun contest" and now it is whatever im not saying its bad but it used to be a whole lot better
Apr 13 2008 11:50PM
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alaskakid
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the whole fucking point of the masters was an ANTI COMP, jesus christ your skull is thick
Apr 14 2008 12:02AM
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Yauch
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like seriously i dont want to agree with that guy from freeskier who hated on the orage masters because he thought it was some sort of ego festival, but seriously they should have set up some giant rail gaps or something really cool, i dont care if they wear costumes, its even better

but skiing wise nowadays its just another "jam session", used to be really special, the costumes havent made up for it
Apr 14 2008 12:04AM
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alaskakid
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Apr 14 2008 12:06AM
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Yauch
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so why did candides team and vanulars team win in the past when they both did nasty tricks on rails? what was so anti about that?

and feel free to tell me i cant ski outside the park if it makes you feel better about yourself
Apr 14 2008 12:08AM
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alaskakid
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They won because they threw the gnarliest tricks? Thats totally irrelavant. Thats like saying well why did sammy win JOSS or why did whoever the fuck won NAO win it. Its the format that leads to the win which is different. retard

ps. you cant ski outside the park?
Apr 14 2008 12:13AM
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Yauch
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want to like explain that in englesh you backcountry badass?


Apr 14 2008 12:34AM
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alaskakid
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There is nothing I need to reiterate in  that post, I think its your double digit IQ that's confusing you.
Apr 14 2008 12:40AM
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chames
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obviously you've never seen ingrid charge a backcountry line or sarah burke ski pipe, your an idiot dude im sure there are plenty of girls that would kick your ass at skiing any day

Apr 14 2008 12:43AM
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Yauch
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eat a dick
Apr 14 2008 1:20AM
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Yauch
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claimtastrophe
Apr 14 2008 1:33AM
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chames
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do you enjoy being hated on?  
Apr 14 2008 1:38AM
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alaskakid
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And now you either:

a. post a video of yourself stomping a 40ft cliff, a 10/12 of a park jump, or a 10 in the pipe,
b. or shut the fuck up because you can't do that shit.
Apr 14 2008 1:41AM
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