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Breckbomber
Posts: 25 - Karma: 11

So there is this kid, he goes to my school, and I always see him in the park. He is always sayin how much he is a steeze. well no hes tryin to be all gangster steeze, and it is kinda annoying, cuz he thinks he is my friend and that he is in wit the park ratz, but he is a complete poser. How do i tell him off.

Apr 4 2008 5:59PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Get out of the park and ski the mountain, problem solved, only do park on days with shitty snow.
Apr 4 2008 6:02PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7

who cares just ignore him or be his friend so what if he's stoaked

Apr 4 2008 6:05PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7605 - Karma: 20,105
just be nice to him and let him do what he wants? Skiing is for having fun and being stoked, and this kid probably looks up to you if he wants to be your friend. You shoudl just give him some encouragement, because that can go a long way for him to learn new stuff and get him psyched about skiing. Theres no reason to be a dick and tell people off when they really are doing nothing wrong. Thats what ski patrol weekend warrior gapers who hate snowboarders and twintippers do.

and Hippies don't stink.
Apr 4 2008 6:07PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
Your gay.
The proper spelling is "Rats"
Apr 4 2008 6:08PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49

exactly. and let him do his own thing dont be a dick to him unless hes being one to you. if hes having fun just let him be

Apr 4 2008 6:10PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10

murder him with your poles

Apr 4 2008 6:13PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
tell some gapers to go watch from the landing and then tell him to drop...jus t kidding, be cool to him
Apr 4 2008 6:16PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
please dont let your name suggest you ride at breck? if you do, you're an idiot for spending all your time in the park.
Apr 4 2008 6:20PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
who cares what other people ride. ride whatever gets you stoked....honestly...
Apr 4 2008 6:25PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
you're just another one of dem park ratz.
Apr 4 2008 6:26PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Breck isn't that great for all mountain, all they really have is E chair for bumps and Lake Chutes for steeps, but there are some killer bowls though...head over to A Basin and shred it, sick trees off of Pali lift...
Apr 4 2008 6:32PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
are you proud of the title "park rat"?
Apr 4 2008 6:53PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
the proper spelling is you're
Apr 4 2008 7:09PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
steeze is an adjective not a noun you dumbfuck now leave the kid alone
Apr 4 2008 7:24PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
Thats actually proper grammar, but you got me.
Apr 4 2008 8:26PM
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-Nick-
Posts: 1479 - Karma: 24
ya no kidding
Apr 4 2008 8:33PM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
i am. cuz in indiana if i wasnt a park rat id be a lame 400 ft vertical skier. park rat isnt a derogatory term
Apr 4 2008 8:47PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Theres no need for arrogance, don't tell him off. Unless he is actually a dickfuck piece of shit. Otherwise just ignore him, or maybe if hes a good guy help him out a bit so hes less of a poser and instead maybe someone you can chill with.
Apr 4 2008 8:51PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
this one time i was skiing and i was not a shallow prick.   i can be friends with someone even if they suck at skiing. 

honestly who cares!   as long as he isnt rolling over the lips of jumps and getting in the way. who cares if he isnt good..

also if you can ski (i mean ski, not park)   take him and go ski some of the good stuff Breck has.    have him make perfect fast turns down "the Burn"  hit up peak 7(hike to the top) , i could go on forever...

and if he isnt looking for a fight, dont start one.
Apr 4 2008 8:53PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
maybe he wants to be good like you guys...just be nice, karma goes a long ways
Apr 4 2008 8:54PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
i hate that, id say play the game skate but skiing and show him off like 270 on and then hes gotta do  better than and so on, once he realizes hes sucks at life, ditch him and go ski with your good friends.

Or you can always try to actually make him steezy, unless hes annoying.
Apr 4 2008 8:56PM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30
get better then him then own him in the park
Apr 4 2008 8:56PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
i think youre posing worse by spelling "rats" in a quasi hip hop 90's style. gay.
Apr 4 2008 9:04PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269
unless there is like a foot of new snow the park is usually the best choice.
Apr 4 2008 9:08PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
do you like being known as a part rat?
Apr 4 2008 9:14PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
incorrect dumbfuck

Greg Tuffelmire has steeze.    In this sentence steeze is a noun

That daffy was steezy.  In this sentence steeze is used as an adjective.

He slid that dfd pretty steezily.  In this sentence steeze is used as an adveb.

He steezed that 7 out.  In this sentence steeze is used as a veb.


steeze is a pretty flexible word.  in its plain use it is a noun.  "steeze" is something you have, a possesion, therefore a noun. steezy is something you are, a description of you, therefore an adjective.  Steezily is how you do something, a description of actions, therefore an adverb.


Apr 4 2008 9:19PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
Sorry for the double post, but seriously. Give this kid a chance, show him around maybe, teach him a little bit. I did it and now this kid fucking RIPS.

Or just leave him alone in the park and you should go ski some back country
Apr 4 2008 9:21PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
park rat is a derogatory term. "park rat" basically means that you never go out of the park (even when conditions and terrain are good), have little skiing skills except for rails and jumping, and have the whole stereotypical im-better-than-you look how cool i am mentality.


a person who rides park because they live in indiana isn't necessarily a park rat, just a kid who only has park to ride.
Apr 4 2008 9:30PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
hahaha...then disregard my comment, stay in the park
Apr 5 2008 1:16AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Word to so many posts in this thread.

Dude, don't be a dick.



Apr 5 2008 4:05PM
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Federation
Posts: 430 - Karma: 17
I agree
Apr 5 2008 4:42PM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42
if he is actually a cool kid to be around but his skiing skills are lacking just be cool with him and teach him whats to loose .... but if he is a dumbshit that thinks he is gods gift to skiing make it akward to be around so he doesnt want to ski with you
Apr 5 2008 4:56PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
haha.. thats the definition of a poser park rat..
Apr 5 2008 4:56PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
i think the thread creator was just saying that the kid would talk about how good he is and he cant back up his words.  but i may be wrong
Apr 5 2008 5:04PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
if he is a super gay then just ignore him but if he is just not that good help him get better. He hangs with you because he wants to be more like you most likely. Or just get him hurt
Apr 5 2008 9:01PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
no, fool, that's the definition of a kid who likes skiing big mountain more than park, but likes park aswell, just not as much
Apr 5 2008 9:06PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

wow fucking owned haha

Apr 5 2008 10:02PM
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THE-GHOST
Posts: 101 - Karma: 530
"how do i take care of this?" feckin stab tha pussy in tha kidney. thats what i always do.
Apr 5 2008 10:07PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
yeah, not a park rat.. a kid that just likes the park.. leave the cool park rat title for those that strictly ski park and not the lame 95% else of the mountain.. k thanks
Apr 5 2008 10:45PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
fuck that
Apr 5 2008 10:59PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
who are you kidding?
Apr 5 2008 11:02PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
^^

a real park rat would see it as.. OH WOW 1 foot of fresh to fall into if i fall off of somthing in the cool park..
Apr 6 2008 9:09AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269
yeah im not gonna just go cruise groomers with the gapers all day or ski week old crusty snow in the bckcountry. the only way i would not ski the park is if it was powder day.
Apr 6 2008 11:28AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
well then, I guess you don't like skiing.
Apr 6 2008 11:32AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625

There is always good snow somewhere, I don't ski groomers though, but go rip some bumps or trees man...

Apr 6 2008 11:37AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 269
well if park stuff isnt skiing then i guess not, ill sometimes go ski a run or two in the morning just to mess around, but just carving or doing mogul's is just boring. and when you mainly ski at breck and keystone its kinda hard not to wanna do the park all day, the backcountry there usually isnt too great anyway.
Apr 6 2008 12:25PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Now thats a little harsh. right?
Apr 6 2008 1:43PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625

how could you get bored skiing E Chair all day, or just head over to A Basin and hit up pali all day, never an excuse for just skiing park.

Apr 6 2008 1:49PM
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horner
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Apr 6 2008 1:50PM
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LO_GO
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i dont know what your talking about whales tale on a pow day is awsome same with horseshoe bowl
Apr 6 2008 4:44PM
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