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TURNING 18

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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 So on Monday going to be my birthday I'm turning 18, but I know you skiers up there don't care but I do. But when your 18 you can do more then when you were 16 like legal buy porn,drink if you live in Canada, and all kinds of think, so how does it feel and tell me what I'm waitng for. I know you don't care but give it a chance and read it, then reply back bye.
Apr 4 2008 4:49PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i'll let you know in 2 years.
Apr 4 2008 4:50PM
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Tocute4urpantz
Posts: 105 - Karma: 9
dude i think 16 was way better granted i live in US so still no legal drinking for me but VIP stores and such wasnt as great as driving but now i'm 19 so nothing fun about that just waiting for the 21
Apr 4 2008 4:51PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
yea 18 wasn't that big of a deal for me... i stopped caring about my birthday a long time ago
Apr 4 2008 4:54PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
my bday is on moday to.. 4/7 rep
Apr 4 2008 4:55PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 20,179
you have to be 19 to legally drink in Canada. Except in Quebec where the age is lower.

You can now get married without parental consent as well, but probably not something you wanna do.
Apr 4 2008 5:01PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i turn 18 the day i graduate from high school.
I win.
Apr 4 2008 5:06PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
being able to sign your self out of school is cool
Apr 4 2008 5:17PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
it wasn't a big deal at all. still can't drink and you can get fucked by the law if you get caught doing something illegal
Apr 4 2008 5:19PM
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ronalddregan.
Posts: 1564 - Karma: 260
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Apr 4 2008 5:29PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
now your parents can legally kick you out of their house if you fuck up. 18 sucks, you can get your own bank account, buy porn or tobacco products (which were easy to come by when i was like 13), so really the only good birthdays in my eyes are 16 and 21 everything in between and after sucks
Apr 4 2008 5:30PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yo hommes! im turning 18 on wednesday. you got me beat by like 2 days. but anyway. yeah dude. i probably wont buy porn to watch it, but im kinda stoked to go buy some novalty shit for jokes.
but here is what i can do when im 18
sign myself outa class
buy porn
buy lottery tickets
kill people
drink in quebec/alberta
sign waivers
buy bb guns

Apr 4 2008 5:45PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
I turned 18 last day of january, its pretty sick, but the only thing that sucks is if you get caught with weed your punishment is doubled. In the US it's still  a Minor In Possession until you are 21 for alc.
Apr 4 2008 5:49PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 20,179
ummm...you could kill people when you were 17 or younger if you had wanted to, (which would be pretty sick minded, in a literal sense) and the repercussions wouldn't have been nearly as serious, because you would be treated as a minor instead of an adult in court. Unless you mean joining the army and killing people, which is pretty much as bad.
Apr 4 2008 5:52PM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
hahaha kill people just thrown in with the rest of it.

but yea the repercussions will be way worse when you're legally an adult.
Apr 4 2008 5:54PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
you can sign yourself out of class. thats bull. at my school, if your 18, you still need your parents to call in  unless you dont live with them anymore. my friend(18)  got a  detention  a couple days ago for calling in pretending to be his dad and say that he was sick. then the secretary was suspicious so she looked up his dads cell number and called him.
Apr 4 2008 6:13PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
Im 17 and I am honestly not that excited to turn 18
Apr 4 2008 8:52PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
Overrated.
Most of the stuff I could do when I was 18, I was already doing before that anyway
Apr 4 2008 8:56PM
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saucer_boy_lives
Posts: 498 - Karma: 39
21 is where it's at.
Apr 4 2008 9:02PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
18 is probably bitch really. 16 and 21 are the only bad ass birthdays...

i mean the only thing for 18 is...
tobacco
porn
dildos

the cons are much worse

i really just want to turn 18 so i can buy dildos and put them in random places and give them to my friends...hahaha
Apr 4 2008 9:12PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
so are you and your friends moving from hand jobs to ass probing now?
Apr 4 2008 9:18PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
nah those friends are pussies they won't move on from handys so i've taken it upon myself to find new friends. gayer friends.


and fuck i shoulda saw that comment coming. fuck!!
Apr 4 2008 9:23PM
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vzdz
Posts: 782 - Karma: 87
i think you gotta be 19 to drink in canada...

and you gotta be more careful with those 17 year olds now...
Apr 4 2008 9:32PM
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eheath
Posts: 61146 - Karma: 118,665
18 is kinda dumb, you can buy tobacco, cool! 19 is clutch for canada, so fun.
Apr 4 2008 9:37PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
It's nice to be able to make your own porn without worrying about getting fucked.
Apr 4 2008 9:59PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
18 was huge for me because i couldnt drive past 9.. now i can, and im a happy man!
Apr 4 2008 9:59PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
haha i will always remember that thread, crookedboner
Apr 4 2008 10:01PM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
what? i dont think i can buy tabacco i live in Bc and if i have been missing out on being able to buy shit from like 711 instead of the shaddy corner stores that sell it to all the underaged kids i wont be stoked
Apr 4 2008 11:25PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!!!!!!!!!
Apr 4 2008 11:47PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
16 and 21 are the good birthdays. 18 just means you now have to ask girls how old they really are.
Apr 5 2008 12:02AM
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zesty_buddy
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
when you come to NZ you can legally drink
Apr 5 2008 12:45AM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
if you go to buy cigars or whatever is required where you must be 18 at a gas station it feels kinda weird still and a little illegal although it is completely legal
Apr 5 2008 12:50AM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
18 fuckin sucks have fun saying goodbye to your childhood...
Apr 5 2008 1:02AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
can you buy me a pack?
Apr 5 2008 1:21AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
well... all the things you will do when youre 18 are probably already things you do know or can have someone do for you... so yeah. not so great. now you gotta pay taxes and such. have fun with that.
Apr 5 2008 1:24AM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
hahahaha, you have to pay taxes before your 18 too...if you have a job you have to pay
Apr 5 2008 1:53AM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
18 is legit to buy tobacco, but thats about it.  hmmm other perks is:  going to jail for underage girls, only drinking legally in some regions of canada, and if you live in utah forget about it, you have to be 19 to buy tobacco here
Apr 5 2008 9:35AM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12

Really, you're turning 18? You write like a 5th grader.

Apr 5 2008 10:00AM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 That cool we have the same b-day, and so does Jackie Chan ku-fung fighter.
Apr 5 2008 10:23AM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 I forgot to mention something about turning 18 you can go to the strip club, and but cigars.
Apr 5 2008 10:33AM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
hmmm...
Apr 5 2008 10:57AM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
theyre so expensive to be giving away... and you get the best reaction out of poeple when you smack them in the face with it.
Apr 5 2008 11:55AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
i was in poland for my 18 birthday so i went out to the bar.

now i am 22 and have nothing to look forward to other then renting cars and reduced car insurance rates
Apr 5 2008 11:58AM
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ontwosticks
Posts: 915 - Karma: 95
The absolute worst is turning 19 and 20. you still can't legally drink and all you're doing is getting older and realizing that life is changing on you. And 20 just feels like the end of an era, I feel mad old cuz i remember being 16 and being like "o shit 20 is soooo old even though 19 doesn't feel that way at all.
Apr 5 2008 9:49PM
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eheath
Posts: 61146 - Karma: 118,665
I live in the states homie.
Apr 5 2008 9:51PM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
yeah in Bc you gotta be 19
Apr 5 2008 11:54PM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
When you come to Australia you can legally drink also.
Apr 6 2008 4:45AM
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-Otto-
Posts: 456 - Karma: 40
I just turned 18 today, for me it means I'm able to legally drive a car. That's all, I'm already allowed to buy alcohol, but today I'm allowed to buy the " heavier" sorts of alcohol. BTW: congratulations dude!
Apr 6 2008 7:03AM
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mittfree
Posts: 329 - Karma: 15
because this quote reminded me of Lock Stock & two smoking barrels, I just had to watch it. Thank you.
"Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go, hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe."
Oh, and you can vote now too, which is pretty boiring.
Apr 6 2008 7:03AM
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laurence^
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 19
agreed, drinking is kind of played out also, i realized how gay and stupid my friends are drunk
Apr 6 2008 4:30PM
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shibby
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