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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333

well i rarley smoke weed ive only done it twice. id say 3 weeks ago i went skiing with some kids who were smoking a ton. so i just took a lil not that much at all. then i found out im going for a piss test tomorrow for my job. i figure ill be fine but im still a lil paranoid because this is a huuugge internship for me and i dont wanna screw it up over something stupid. i know alot of you have experience with this haha so what do you guyz think.

Mar 31 2008 7:27PM
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R-Bertsch
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you are fine man dont even worry about it, i've taken many a drug test and passed after 2 weeks being clean and i had been smoking every day for a year
Mar 31 2008 7:29PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
hahha thanks man. yea i guess im just super paranoid
Mar 31 2008 7:31PM
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comeatmebro
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yeah man you should be fine. just incase you can drink some water like an hour before the test, and piss mid-stream.
Mar 31 2008 7:34PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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a lot of it will depend on your body type, metabolism, etc.  If you have a low body fat % your system should clear out faster than a fat assed typical overweight american.  You can get stuff at GNC if you are really worried about it but you should be fine.  Drink a lot of water between now and tomorrow...it should help flush your system.
Mar 31 2008 7:35PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96

yeah dont even worry about, for people who rarely smoke it usualy leaves your body in like a week. I smoke everyday and i just took a piss test yesterday for a job and passed, i didnt get the job tho cus i guess they know my friends who beer run'd the place mulitiple times

Mar 31 2008 7:36PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17

You'll pass. Just piss mid-stream (pee into the toilet when you start, then cup, then when you are almost done pee in toilet.) You should be fine.

Mar 31 2008 7:55PM
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spudz
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Could be iffy. Drink a bunch of cranberry just incase! Always be on your toes friend.
Mar 31 2008 8:05PM
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iRide1080s
Posts: 660 - Karma: 411
A poppy seed bagel and vinegar for breakfast has never let me down.
Mar 31 2008 8:07PM
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ben_southworth
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drink quite a bit. water or watever, to help flush out ur system
you should be fine though
Mar 31 2008 8:14PM
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graciousstallion
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youll be totally cool, drink alot of cranberry juice just in case though, just to be cautious.
Mar 31 2008 8:17PM
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NBCskier
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you people are retarded, when you drink a bunch of water before a piss test it dilutes it. They can tell and the test doesn't work. if your really that stressed go to your nearest smoke shop and buy some fake piss and some handwarmers.
Mar 31 2008 9:08PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
black tea and icy pops
never fail
Mar 31 2008 9:13PM
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davyjones
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in my anatomy class we learned people that rarely smoke will only have it in their system for 2-3 days
Mar 31 2008 10:45PM
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MADmidwest
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you would have probably passed 2 weeks ago if you are active, don't worry

Mar 31 2008 10:54PM
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TheWorst
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it doesnt leave your body in a week man. on average the THC stays in your fatty tissue for about 30, no matter how much your smoke.

Apr 1 2008 12:13AM
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unchyll
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not if you rarely smoke, when i was younger there was mutiple times were i got drug tested because i got put on probation. I wasnt smoking as much but still like every 2 weeks to a week, and i was fine and always pissed clean. Never smoked less than a week before the test tho and even if detox works...
Apr 1 2008 1:05AM
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DrippinWithSteez
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
Ill sell you this bad boy.

Just wear compression shorts or tight underwear and put pocket warmers between the first and second zip lock. With jeans Its passed a full on pat down before.

Click for larger image


Apr 1 2008 1:39AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
What's the reasoning for peeing midstream? I've never heard that.
Apr 1 2008 1:50PM
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Rajna
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you have nothing to worry about.

Apr 1 2008 2:15PM
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spudz
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the first and last parts of the stream are the most potent.
Apr 1 2008 2:37PM
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hippystinx
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pissing mid stream is beneficial because the begining is when all of the shit initially gets out and the mid stream is usually mostly just liquid waste not really mixed with partical waiste and the end is like the end of cleaning out the gutters the last little bit of gunk gets out
Apr 1 2008 2:43PM
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kepler.
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Huh, I'm skeptical to the actual science on that but I'll keep it in the back of my mind.
Apr 1 2008 6:20PM
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ilikeplants
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yeah. im actually not too sure on if it is true or not I just do it anyways because its what I've heard.
Apr 1 2008 6:23PM
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Bloom.
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no its legit look it up  @ www.erowid.org

Apr 1 2008 7:05PM
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TheWorst
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you may have been really light back then, or had low body fat. the 30 day thing is for an average size person, so like 170lbs
Apr 2 2008 3:36AM
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user098123
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Ya I have two drug tests in like two weeks. Gay. I smoked like a week ago and then a week or two before that. I'm really not worried. I only weight like 145 and I have a fast as fuck metabolism. If you have a fast metabolism and you drink alot of water you will be fine.
Apr 2 2008 3:26PM
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FapMasterFLEX
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well i took the test this morning so well just have to wait and see
Apr 2 2008 4:45PM
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BvK
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thats gotta be the funniest shit ever
Apr 2 2008 4:49PM
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DudeAbides
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
buy the fake piss.
Apr 2 2008 9:13PM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
I'm not a n00b to drugs whatsoever, but I have no clue what this does? Anyone care to elaborate?
Apr 2 2008 10:17PM
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DrippinWithSteez
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
You put clean pee in it. So you can fill cups.
Apr 12 2008 1:56AM
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