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Hipster Olympics

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Ruski
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM


funny stuff, very much true, live in Philly and every other person is like this
Mar 25 2008 9:10PM
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.makuma.
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too long
Mar 25 2008 9:11PM
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RockandRollTroll
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I am blown away by the growing number of subcultures young american adults need to classify them selves as.
Mar 25 2008 10:09PM
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bikerocker
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dude, hipsters have been around since right after ww2.....
one of the older subcultures, read jack kerouac, or the poem howell
Mar 25 2008 10:15PM
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RockandRollTroll
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I did not know that, what did they do and dress like back then?
Mar 25 2008 10:21PM
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Nicholas.
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the beatnicks dude, all black and such.

an i hate hipsters so much.
Mar 25 2008 10:26PM
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bikerocker
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its almost like the video, just ratty, but like suit and tie ratty.   Life was straight up about being a bum...  Well sorta, they were the artists, writers, and jazz and blues musicians and fans. 
Mar 25 2008 10:30PM
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RockandRollTroll
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I live in a somewhat rural and somewhat suburban town. If there is anybody close to a hipster at my school, I'm pretty sure I don't even know they are enrolled there. It's a stereotype, but could some one please explain to me what the fuck these kids are doing? And what the hell is a scene kid while we are at it? I am terrible at subcultures stereotypes...
Mar 25 2008 10:31PM
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RockandRollTroll
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so they are just artsy?
Mar 25 2008 10:34PM
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RockandRollTroll
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and basically they are the people who complain about the problems in the world, but don't try to solve them?
Mar 25 2008 10:35PM
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RockandRollTroll
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god I've been a post whore in the past ten minutes, good night.
Mar 25 2008 10:39PM
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Nicholas.
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okay, go into the nearest city. go into a cafe, look for people wearing beanies in the summer.
Mar 25 2008 10:39PM
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skithebert
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i feel like i live in the hipster capital of the world now:  Austin, TX.  these dudes are at every coffee shop riding their fixed gear bikes .  SXSW was ridiculous as well...

NYC might beat it though
Mar 25 2008 10:51PM
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bikerocker
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seattle, portland, chicago, denver.

any "hippy town will have hipsters, but hipsters don't smell like pechulli,  and they don't play acoustic guitars and trip on acid all day.
Mar 25 2008 11:00PM
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emopoppins
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most likely you will see them riding surface skis.
Mar 25 2008 11:00PM
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skithebert
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i don't know about those others but denver is definitely not even close to this.  i'm from colorado.  you need a bigger art/music/film scene than denver to really have hipsters. 
Mar 25 2008 11:20PM
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lushlaxstr
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wow
Mar 25 2008 11:35PM
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connoroh
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haha, i like.
Feb 25 2009 12:14AM
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TechnoPotamus
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let's consult urban dictionary...

Hipster3616 up, 458 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)
Feb 25 2009 12:23AM
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0123456789
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Feb 25 2009 12:31AM
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aurora.
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naahhh dude. you're thinking of "beat culture". Poets like Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg who wrote the poem "howl", Lawrence Ferlenghetti etc etc began the beat culture and beat poetry in san fransisco in the 50s and early 60s. They eventually got eaten up by hippies and their ideals and poetry where mangled and turned into everything it was standing against. sorry, im a poetry nerd and had to correct to you...
Feb 25 2009 12:40AM
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Nihiriju
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sounds like a pretty sweet lifestyle to me. Better than a bunch of the previous shit we have encountered; grunge, gangster, and emos.

The only thing i don't like is all the people that try to do it,but you get that in any sub-culture. So stop all the hating and just do what ever it is you do. If people didn't have to get into fads and trends then everyone could just be their lame self with their own values. It would be sweet.....but i guess a lot of people just don't have their own values so they try to pick them up from popular culture of the era.
Feb 25 2009 1:43AM
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whattheshit
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the dude that first got disqualified actually does care. 
Feb 25 2009 3:21AM
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Scott~
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Quite a few of these bastards in seattle, fucking hipsters and their god damn fucking cunt ass faggot cock shit licking fixies~
Feb 25 2009 4:00AM
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freeze_pooter
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burn ur rommies bike.

i wanna smash fixed gears

and also everyone remembers this


Feb 25 2009 4:13AM
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Mooserz
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Im hitting up Williamsburg in April for a Bishop Allen show
Feb 25 2009 6:07AM
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whattheshit
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is that like hipster mecca ya god damn hipster.
Feb 25 2009 6:39AM
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katrina
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sooooo quality haha they should make a hesh olympics
Feb 25 2009 10:38AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Fucking hipsters stole our beer!!  Now when im in the bars drinking a PBR with desheviled hair(because i went straight to the bar from skiing)  im gonna look like a goddamned dirty, bike riding, cocksucking hipster!!
Feb 25 2009 10:39AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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I hate how hipsters ruined PBR for us normal folk. I still drink it, but I hardly resemble a hipster (Usually I'll tie a 6er to my belt for transportation... white trash style)
Feb 25 2009 10:47AM
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Kornn101
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haha i laughed out loud cuz i live in williamsburg bk and just picked up a pair of surface skis im ridin this weekend woooooo
Feb 25 2009 10:51AM
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ski@jaypeak2
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haha im gonna cry in 2 years when these hipsters have moved on to another subculture and make fun of us for "still drinking PBR"
Feb 25 2009 10:51AM
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Raoul_Duke
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Lit major?  Poetry Buff? You sir, are a hipster.  (pay no attention to the signature at the bottom of this post)

but yea the beats were the original counter culture, the rest are just posers.



Feb 25 2009 2:53PM
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Jodi
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awesome find! i hate that shit.
Feb 25 2009 2:57PM
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aurora.
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damn ive been found out! oh no!

but word. and nice kerouac sig haha
Feb 25 2009 3:00PM
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TSM
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that aint no kerouac sig thats the great hunter s. thompson
Feb 25 2009 3:13PM
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TSM
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nevermind what i just said i thought you mentioned the picture not the quote
Feb 25 2009 3:14PM
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Mooserz
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of course
Feb 25 2009 5:03PM
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twin-tip-hero
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myyyyyyyspace
Feb 25 2009 5:19PM
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FUUUCK
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a lot of you are hipsters and dont even know it yet
Feb 25 2009 5:58PM
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Kornn101
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where at?
Feb 25 2009 6:14PM
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Larry.Bee
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fucking pms much?

why is there so much hate on people? They arent bothering you so leave them alone. They are probably happier than you in life.

Feb 25 2009 6:18PM
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Mooserz
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Music Hall of Williamsburg

shits 15 bucks and with their new album coming out id cop those fast
Feb 25 2009 6:18PM
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Kornn101
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word, i live a few blocks from there, ill probably end up getting talked into goin haha, glad someone who actually partakes in physical activity other than kickball (skier!) will be in the area ahaha
Feb 25 2009 6:20PM
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Mooserz
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ah thats pretty sick~ ill prob be buying my tickets next week when I get the money~ If you end up going let me know, Im most likey gonna be shooting a video for The Smiths while im down there so if you feel like chilling with an NS we could meet up
Feb 25 2009 6:22PM
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TheQuailman
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Feb 25 2009 6:51PM
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steevner
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Those fuckers ruined fixed gears. But then again people usually understand that I mustn't be a hipster, because I actualy put a good deal of work into my bike, and didn't PAY to make it look like a 70's road bike. Because it actually is a 70's road bike I got from a pawn shop.
Feb 25 2009 7:16PM
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intifada
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nice
Feb 25 2009 7:18PM
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Dan.
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haha yeah, I get shit because my bike was purchased new and I don't have deep Vs. I ride it to train, not to look cool.

also, whoever said denver isn't full of hipsters. have you been in denver at all the last three years?

Feb 25 2009 7:53PM
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Larry.Bee
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You are a hipster and you do not even know it.
Feb 26 2009 1:50PM
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chapz
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the only thing that doesnt make me a hipster is my hair style... but it dpeends what you consider hip. i listen to music most of you have never heard of, i wear v necks and neon coloured clothing, and i own a pair of glasses with no lenses.. but i dont consider myself a hipster.
Feb 26 2009 2:10PM
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