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Spring break poon ADVICE/HELP

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laxstar
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me and a few of my buddies one of which is a fellow ns are leaving for spring break in one day from today i'm relly excited and can't wait... i am staying with my dad in a hotel room and i am thinking it is kinda going to be impossible to bring a girl back to my room so where else could i take a girl i have been thinking about this for a while and i have some ideas but i was hoping ns would have some ideas..... also i was just curious of how easy our girls on spring break i have heard stories but idk we are going to puerto vallarata i am 18 and it is all you can drink... This post is kinda asshole and tool like but don't flame...

Mar 24 2008 12:07AM
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Alex_G
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whats so impossible about your room? the beach is pretty cool too, at night unless there are crabs (on the beach, and girl too)
Mar 24 2008 12:09AM
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laxstar
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sorry leaving a week from today guess i'm to excited
Mar 24 2008 12:10AM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
he can't use his room cuz he's sharing it with his dad, who snores, duuuuhhhh

I'd say HER room, hahaha
or a bathroom
or a changing room

Mar 24 2008 12:16AM
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CKpolicy
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this is in no way meant to be insulting, but it seems to me your worrying about the wrong thing. find the girl first, create the situation, and trust me, soemthing will come up. thats how those situations work, either you have a girl, show her a good time, and spontenaeity(sp? wow) will take its course, or youll be a big lazy bum and wont have to worry about shit.
Mar 24 2008 12:18AM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
i don't want to bring a chick back to my room cause thats awkward... but beach or her room seems like best ideas so far...
Mar 24 2008 12:19AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
take her to the ladies men cult


but for serial....i'd say the beach, her room, or maybe your room if your dads somewhere else

or just go with the flow when you find a chick and you'll probably find a good spot without having to plan it all out
Mar 24 2008 12:26AM
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eheath
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Pretty confident there...
Mar 24 2008 12:35AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Instead of doing a Screamin' Seaman, do a Screamin' Seagull. HAHA! I'm having a weird day today.
Mar 24 2008 12:35AM
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SteezePatrol
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give them said free alcohol

Mar 24 2008 12:48AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
How about get the girl, then figure out where to go.
Mar 24 2008 2:20AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
haha wtf?

and yeah dude, girl first and then you'll find a place.
Mar 24 2008 10:02AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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you're gonna go back to the girls room anyway... whats the problem?
Mar 24 2008 10:03AM
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BeerGoggles
Posts: 712 - Karma: 11
Pool table?
Mar 24 2008 10:13AM
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TerminatorX
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haha you're going on spring break with your dad. why would you do that?
Mar 24 2008 11:03AM
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sconniestyle
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^ yeah, spring break with your rents doesn't sound like too much fun, but there are generally dozens of closets, secluded alcoves, chaise lounges, elevators, hot tubs, and many other places at hotels to get laid on the downlow.  you just need to be creative and open to public nudity.

or, just tell your dad that you are going to get laid.  most dads, when away from mommy, are pretty cool about casual sex.  it's a badge of pride they can brag about to their buddies at the moose lodge next week.

"yeah, jimmy got his dick wet at spring break.  he brought this spicy nacho back to the room, so i made myself scarce.  like father like son, you know what i mean?  when i was his age..."

Mar 24 2008 11:09AM
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macvid
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scuba steve's
Mar 24 2008 5:02PM
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ski420patrol
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18 and on spring break with your dad............wouldnt worry about it too much dude.
Mar 24 2008 5:15PM
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b-kul
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hahahahahahahahaha
Mar 24 2008 5:20PM
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triebby
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ahahahahaha...prime
Mar 24 2008 5:26PM
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KravtZ
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HAHAHAAH worddddddd this guy knows whats up props man
Mar 24 2008 5:50PM
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A-Style**
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amen to that shitt
Mar 24 2008 5:54PM
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eastAR5
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uhhh maybe im missing something? but why the fuck are you going on spring break with your dad ?
Mar 24 2008 6:08PM
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duckets.
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Mar 24 2008 6:44PM
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doritos
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This post is just so right that I'mma quote it for the eighth time since it was made.
Mar 24 2008 7:40PM
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