so anyways the other night at this bar one of my friends gets in a fight with one of the staff. The guy who worked there like started the fight. So anyways my friend was outside callin the staff guy out, and the staff dude was just being a pussy standing up on the steps. And another bartender came out with this "i am the shit" look all over his face and says "thats it im calling the cops" So anyways my friend leaves cause he doesnt want to deal with any of that shit. Me and 2 of my other friends were like waiting there to get one of their jackets and when are walking down the street a cop car cuts us off at the block corner and almost runs us over. This bitch cop gets out and shes like "take your hands out of your pockets!" so i take them out of my pants pockets and put them in my hooded sweatshirt pocket, and she's like "Take them out of your pockets!" and im like "dude its fucking freezing, what the fuck is your problem im putting them in my pants then!" so i put my hands in my pants and she doesnt say anything because i def pulled a reversal on her confidence shit train. So anyways by now 5 other cop cars pull up to us and their all coming up to us. My friends are like saying we had nothing to do with any of the stuff that went on, and im like "yo look at this shit, (counting them with my hand really loud in front of all the cops) ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX COP CARS!!! What the fuck is this, we didnt do nothing and we got 6 cop cars busting our ass" So then they point to the guy who was fighting my friend and ask us if we know the guy who got in a fight with this guy and were like "no!" and then im like, "that staff dude is the one who started the shit in the first place, and the guy like looks down at the ground all embarrassed and shit"
then this ballsy cop comes up to me and pokes me in the chest and is like "you all need to go home right now" and im like "where you think we were going"
so anyways there were six cop cars with their flashers and 6 cops surrounding us and i was basically running their shit just as easy as i can run my little brothers shit. Once they realize that they cant scare you into submission then they become the biggest pussies ever, they got the fuck out of there so fast because i was destroying their self esteem by the second.
anyway, its so much fun when your not doing anything wrong and cops try to fuck with you, and you burn them
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