Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

What animal would you most dislike getting eaten by

profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
for me i would not want to get eaten by a komodo dragon or a giant python
Mar 2 2008 12:08AM
0 0
profile picture
AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
a gecko or a sloth.
Mar 2 2008 12:09AM
0 0
profile picture
Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
ants
Mar 2 2008 12:10AM
0 0
profile picture
emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
bear
Mar 2 2008 12:13AM
0 0
profile picture
rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
an albatross
but the irony is that i want to be reincarnated as an albatross
Mar 2 2008 12:13AM
0 0
profile picture
Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
it would be so embarassing to get eaten by a platapus.
Mar 2 2008 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
gecko cant eat you and neither can a sloth.
Mar 2 2008 12:14AM
0 0
profile picture
max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
peronnas
Mar 2 2008 12:15AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
platypus cant eat you either, and its the only mammal that lays eggs
Mar 2 2008 12:16AM
0 0
profile picture
~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
i think you mean pirhannas

but word, ants would suck, watched a time lapse of red ants eating a lizard, just lovely...
Mar 2 2008 12:16AM
0 0
profile picture
Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
leaches
Mar 2 2008 12:17AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
what kind
Mar 2 2008 12:17AM
0 0
profile picture
-justice-
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 37
i would not like to be eaten by a pack of wolves.  that would be really really painful. 
Mar 2 2008 12:21AM
0 0
profile picture
anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
y0u'r3 s0 sto0p1d brent, its spelled leeches
Mar 2 2008 12:24AM
0 0
profile picture
JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
id have to go with a dino... itd just be like KAW-PAW with a kick to my face then id throw a right hook but it would easily block it cus i just got kicked in the fucking face by a dino then it would do one of those back slam things then it would body slam me then it would eat me
Mar 2 2008 12:26AM
0 0
profile picture
MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
most definitely a manbearpig
Mar 2 2008 12:27AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
naw dude wolves are awesome, they would make you their leader and bring you fresh moose to eat
Mar 2 2008 12:27AM
0 0
profile picture
Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
hell yeah
Mar 2 2008 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
fuck that, i would be so embarassed if i got eaten by ants, what an embarassing thing to be eaten by. I would never get eaten by ants. If they tried i would fuck them up with a flamethrower
Mar 2 2008 12:33AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
or i would drown them
Mar 2 2008 12:33AM
0 0
profile picture
Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
snakes, i do not want to be alive inside its stomach then digested and thrown back out
Mar 2 2008 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
little birds, imagine being pecked to death
Mar 2 2008 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
So many great answers. I would say I wouldn't want to get eater by another human being. Does that count?
Mar 2 2008 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
youd be dead, and the only one that could eat you is the giant python, and maybe a huge anaconda, but in order to swallow you it would crush your shoulders together with its coils, so it could fit you in its mouth
Mar 2 2008 12:39AM
0 0
profile picture
rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
God Damn Homo Sapiens
Mar 2 2008 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Dudesinpools
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
any kind of snake ....even if there are any large enough to eat humans
Mar 2 2008 12:52AM
0 0
profile picture
THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hungry tigers!!! , shark, bees!!!!
Mar 2 2008 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
Dudesinpools
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
any kind of snake ....even if there are any large enough to eat humans
Mar 2 2008 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
I just googled it I think its piranhas. I would suck having like hundreds of little piranhas swarming around you just savaging you. by far the worst.
Mar 2 2008 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
yeah but if they attacked you i would grab some of them and take bites out of them, because they will canibalized themeselves, so when they are distracted eating eachother then i would make a getaway, then i would go fishing for those bastards
Mar 2 2008 1:01AM
0 0
profile picture
Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
sloths dont eat people
Mar 2 2008 1:02AM
0 0
profile picture
max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
haha ok I guess Ill settle with ants.
Mar 2 2008 1:07AM
0 0
profile picture
Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Ants
Tiger
Lion
...or any large cat since they like to play with their food.
Mar 2 2008 1:17AM
0 0
profile picture
Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Haniball
or a giant clam
or a lobster
or a swordfish or sawfish
Mar 2 2008 1:23AM
0 0
profile picture
popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
a hippopotamaus or a great white shark
Mar 2 2008 1:38AM
0 0
profile picture
emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
a big one

kodiak or grizzly, can't decide.
Mar 2 2008 1:41AM
0 0
profile picture
Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
which is why it would be so terrible.  Just imagine a sloth gnawing on you
Mar 2 2008 1:52AM
0 0
profile picture
Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
Wrong!!
BLACK BEAR!
Mar 2 2008 1:53AM
0 0
profile picture
alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
Some kind of small herbivore.
Mar 2 2008 1:54AM
0 0
profile picture
[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
Hahahaha word. That would suck man
Mar 2 2008 3:37AM
0 0
profile picture
word-sauce
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 11
it's SPELT leeches. n00b
Mar 2 2008 8:43AM
0 0
profile picture
2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
rats
Mar 2 2008 9:27AM
0 0
profile picture
Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
vagina.
Mar 2 2008 9:43AM
0 0
profile picture
.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
i just dont wanna be eaten by snakes period
Mar 2 2008 9:45AM
0 0
profile picture
thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
jews!
Mar 2 2008 9:56AM
0 0
profile picture
CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
ducks
Mar 2 2008 10:05AM
0 0
profile picture
jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
much worse, the ever ellusive JEWbacha!!!
Mar 2 2008 10:50AM
0 0
profile picture
samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
what about gettting swallowed whole by a whale. you wouldn't be chewed to death, but you'd be dissolved/drowned in its stomach
Mar 2 2008 10:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Nah dude haven't you seen anaconda? Ice-cube and J-lo got fucked up by snakes.
Mar 2 2008 11:11AM
0 0
profile picture
D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
a very large boar or giraffe. kinda like these
Mar 2 2008 11:12AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)