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RideBLUNT
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This shit is hilarious, check it out, Comedy Central.


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Sep 28 2003 3:55AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the best was the KKK skit. pure genious.
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Sep 28 2003 4:48AM
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RideBLUNT
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haha ya, the Kill Whitey Crew (basketball) was awesome. Tonight they had 'The History Channel - Gangster War' and something else that was even better


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Sep 28 2003 4:56AM
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cams
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dave chapelle is fucking hilarious man.. fucking hilarious


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Sep 28 2003 5:08AM
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RideBLUNT
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ya, i just watched Half Baked last night with tha folks, they liked it. Oh, and the KWC was from snoop's show, my bad.


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Sep 28 2003 5:15AM
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jksl
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chappelle's show is the shit
its so damn funny

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Sep 28 2003 5:31AM
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RideBLUNT
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hahaha ya, so comical


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Sep 28 2003 6:07AM
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freeze_pooter
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i liked the and1 bowling and baseball shit so funny expesilly when people relize how retarded and1 is

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Sep 28 2003 6:33AM
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TheProfitSkier
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cheppelle acts like hes always high. so funny though
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Sep 28 2003 3:57PM
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RideBLUNT
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hahha, ya, 'peep cornrow's kicks' hha, those baby blue high heels, pure genious.


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Sep 28 2003 5:28PM
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Chappele reminds me of teck from the real world
Yay black white suppremisest
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Sep 28 2003 6:24PM
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RideBLUNT
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hahaha


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Sep 28 2003 6:27PM
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i want to be like tyrone

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Sep 28 2003 10:06PM
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RideBLUNT
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just lookin at him makes me laugh, haha


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Sep 28 2003 11:14PM
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weazelzb
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haha have u seen the trading spouses one? sooo fuckin funny


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Sep 28 2003 11:34PM
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PhaedeD
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wow ya dace cheppelle is one of the funniest people if not the funiest person in the world











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Sep 29 2003 1:28AM
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Newskoolkavana
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the blind black white supremisist one is good




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Sep 29 2003 1:37AM
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SKItheBURG
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'and that, kids, was the first time i sucked dick for crack. but it wouldn't be the last.'-tyrone
god that show is awesome. has anyone on here seen his hbo stand up? its damn funny.
Sep 29 2003 2:36AM
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RideBLUNT
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ya, or the one with the black president and a meteor headed to earth and he comes out about everything the government knows about, then leaves with his home boy 'bibil' from some planet far away



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Sep 29 2003 4:20AM
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wrenegade
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Chappelle's Show is one of the greatest ever. And I have to agree, the R. Kelly music videos were the funniest shit hes done. That and the one where black people get their reparations money.






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Sep 29 2003 4:53AM
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jarossamdb7
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they need to start a season 2 for that


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Sep 29 2003 4:57PM
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Sep 29 2003 6:27PM
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gauntlet1260
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The best is Tyrone, with the drug intervention, and he thinks its a free crack give-away, so great, so funny..
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Sep 29 2003 7:52PM
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jksl
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tron is the best character on the show, like in the real world thing, and the repairations, i love this show

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Sep 29 2003 10:17PM
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linejibber550
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the best was the real world thing with all the black people and one white guy hahahah that soo damn funny


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Sep 29 2003 10:57PM
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mommy
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its okay sometimes. too many fucking basket ball and video game skits. fuck that shit. it doesnt touch insomniac, it doesnt touch the daily show, it doesnt touch im with busey, or reno 911.
Sep 30 2003 2:01AM
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Downkink
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The blind black KKK member was the best ever...
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2003-09-08 04:43:43
ryan if you or matt ever tries to milk the penguins on my penguin farm there will be hell to pay you sobs


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2003-09-08 06:17:57
ive allready tried, but i couldnt find any nipples on those beasts.. they sure did find mine tho
Sep 30 2003 5:25AM
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rossignol_rider
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'when asked why he divorced his wife, he respnded, because she was a n*gger love.' i lost it after that. and the i piss on you song was funy to. i could go on and on about chappele show its my favorite
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Sep 30 2003 11:02PM
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freeze_pooter
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im gonna have to agree with mommy expecially on the daily show
'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

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Oct 2 2003 6:07AM
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taylorsniffen
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show me your titties bitch! im rick james bitch! you know what a want.
May 28 2004 5:41PM
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michelle
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Tyrone Biggums is my favorite. Haha.. wow.

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May 28 2004 7:38PM
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ztragnoB
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i have the same shoes as tyrone. i got first season on dvd last week for $15, ive watched it like 4 times


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May 28 2004 7:59PM
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taylorsniffen
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personaly i like the one when he does the scit about trading spaces only its called trading spouces
May 28 2004 8:36PM
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PurpleSkier
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i like the reno911 song for the new episode things. '911 is joke in yo' town'
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May 28 2004 8:38PM
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mark_skis
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i like the one with the 'wrap it up' machine. cant you read? WRAP IT UP! hah



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May 28 2004 9:08PM
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P-JO
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Charlie Murphy is one funny black dude.




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May 28 2004 10:40PM
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Mad_Trix540
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red balls THEY GIVE ME WINGS.
that crack skit is the best



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May 29 2004 6:43PM
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ski8990
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^^^^that song is by public enemy. I have that cd



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Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
May 30 2004 10:59AM
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d-loc
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charlie murphy is fucking hilarious... why havent i heard of him before the chappelle show? i think hes more funny than his brother just cuz its a different kinda humor i guess. hes a hardcore thug lookin guy which i think is hilarious while eddie is just goofy



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Jun 1 2004 1:17PM
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ecski73
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there is one thing that you dont understand i can make love to my hand! good stuff charlie murphie's skit with prince was amazing
Jun 1 2004 1:32PM
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SKItheBURG
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Shoot the J! Shoot it!

hey man, that was a pretty good game.
i wish i could say the same for you and your flonkies. pancakes?

haha, i love the prince one. and mommy obviously hasn't seen many episodes.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
Jun 1 2004 1:44PM
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AttitashSkier
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funny shit
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