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Moxie: Greatest Soda Ever?

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jimmychung
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How can you not love America's first mass produced soft drink? Since 1884, Moxie has kicked ass all over the place. Pepsi and Coca-Cola came onto the scene later, and douchebags who couldn't handle Moxie made them the soft drink powerhouses that they are today. However, Moxie still has quite the loyal following, especially in the New England area (it is Maine's official soft drink). For those of you who know and love it, I consider you a friend. For those of you who do not know it, give it a shot if you ever get the chance. And for those of you do know it and hate it, grow a pair and enjoy it, tastes like love to me.
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Feb 11 2008 8:15PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
I don't give a shit if it doesn't have cocain in it anymore.
Feb 11 2008 8:16PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
haha, word.
Feb 11 2008 8:17PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
moxie tastes revolting
Feb 11 2008 8:23PM
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skiP.E.I.
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I've never seen Moxie for sale. Ever. Anywhere.
Feb 11 2008 8:24PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
word
Feb 11 2008 8:26PM
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jimmychung
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i believe you could use these, pick any two you like =)
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Feb 11 2008 8:27PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha moxie is truly the worst soda ever made.  It tastes really good and then you get this terrible aftertaste.
Feb 11 2008 8:28PM
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deezy.
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Feb 11 2008 8:30PM
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michelle
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moxie is soo intense
Feb 11 2008 8:32PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
no thanks ive got these

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Feb 11 2008 8:39PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
^blue balls eh? sucks.
Feb 11 2008 8:39PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
haha, that couldn't have worked out better
Feb 11 2008 8:42PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
ahaha
Feb 11 2008 8:44PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
i just mix my own cocaine in.
Feb 11 2008 8:59PM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
I haven't tried it but I heard it tastes like gasoline. There is a big moxie convention where all the people that drink ti get toether. not sure where it is though.
Feb 11 2008 9:11PM
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Big--Ben
Posts: 508 - Karma: 296
moxie tastes like shit
Feb 11 2008 9:15PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30

Call me crazy, but maybe it's in Maine?

Feb 11 2008 9:15PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
it's one of those drinks where you take a sip of it and it's not bad, but then the aftertaste kills you.

then 5 minutes later, you can't believe it, "oh, it couldn't have been THAT bad" so you try it again, and yep, it was.

This continues until you're addicted, and then you don't mind the aftertaste.

Either that, or you're from Maine, a lumberjack, or have more balls than most people.

And yes, moxie festival is in lisbon falls, maine. and it's one of those things you should go to before you die
Feb 11 2008 9:34PM
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CMYK
Posts: 1101 - Karma: 336
moxie is great. it tastes horrible, but something just keeps you coming back.....
Feb 11 2008 9:35PM
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Tocute4urpantz
Posts: 105 - Karma: 9
ew so gross
Feb 11 2008 9:41PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
i like it in small doses, although i have an entire case of it at home that i've been working on haha
Feb 11 2008 9:59PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
did you go to COH?

thats where i first tried moxie

i liek it
Feb 11 2008 11:28PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
sex is pretty good too, it's a tough decision
Feb 11 2008 11:31PM
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Big--Ben
Posts: 508 - Karma: 296
nah my friend is obsessed with it haha, he had a fridge full of the shit and was like " dude this stuff is amazing you have to try it" it tasted like liquid butthole.
Feb 11 2008 11:38PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
i don't like soda in general, but i tried moxie and it was just awful.
Feb 12 2008 12:00AM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
moxie = gross
Feb 12 2008 12:03AM
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