me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
omg if thats real that is the most fuckedup thing i have ever seen i mean hurling somone into a barbwire is competelety fucked up nail beds florecent lights? like honestly those r the dumbest people i have ever seen. also that one were he hits the guy in the head with some sort of pipe and it just explodes. fucked up shit
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
Crazy fucking rednecks, jesus christ. Natural selection at it's finest.
When I'm sitting here alone writing in this book, and I'm just filtering stuff... I mean I do believe like, after I die, I'm gonna be called on and judged. Judged on what I did here, and this rhyming being the most important thing that I did, I don't want God standing before me like "Man, what the fuck were you talking about? What is this crap?" Like... Let me see your thong? It's getting hot in here, take off all your clothes? Man, if cats are listening to me I wanna say something important.