Steal an M3 or any car you've been jizzin' to drive. Drive around till you get caught and arrested for grand theft auto. Plea bargain with Crown/State to try and get 3-4 years with good behaviour (depending on how long your program is). The government will now pay your board, food, tuition and books free of obligation. The only down side is that you have to start your life with a criminal record, but it's probably easier than starting life with $50k worth of debt. If you can get yourself convicted when you're 17, the crimial record won't be a bother.
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