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deathcookie
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 1,196
 Ok Im going to sound spoiled for saying this but my mom just discovered something that should be sent up to space and out of the world forever.  It is:putting many diffe\rent vegetables in a blender, blending it and calling it soup.  This is practically all we have eaten for dinner in the last week and every spoonful makes me want to throw up.  I feel like the poor orphans in Oliver Twist eating this crap.  What  should I do to get her to stop making it? Have any of you had experiences like this?
Feb 7 2008 7:13PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
just put some meat on that shit, roll it up in some bologna, etc.
Feb 7 2008 7:14PM
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deathcookie
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 1,196
shes a fucking vegetarian. she would rip my cock off even if i had meat in the vicinity of the house.
Feb 7 2008 7:15PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
man up

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smackabitch indaface
Feb 7 2008 7:18PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
your mom sounds like a bitch forcing her lifestyle on others.
reminds me of beef and brocolli by immortal tech
Feb 7 2008 8:11PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
^^hilarious
^yeah really, who is she to force you to be vegetarian as well? that's pretty shitty of her.
Feb 7 2008 8:18PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
how old are you? i know it sounds lame but if your older this will work better. Sit her down and respectfully tell her that you dont care for it. dont be immature and tell her it sucks and its crap. just be like "mom, i know you're all about being a vegetarian, but im not, and id appreciate you not forcing me to eat this." show her that your old enough to make your own decisions. Then learn to cook for yourself. ive been cooking for myself all the time now and i love it. you can make ANYTHING literally, anything.

good day
Feb 7 2008 8:21PM
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alexL
Posts: 512 - Karma: 28
im a vegetarian but it isnt right that shes doing that so i would just tell her what youre thinking yknow she might be offended but she'll get the point

Feb 7 2008 8:25PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
works EVERY time
Feb 7 2008 8:29PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
Make your mom smoke herb, i pretty sure thats  vegetarian and she will change her mind. Once she gets the munchies shell realize her shit is gross.
Feb 7 2008 8:33PM
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freestyler540
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Try eating this for a few days straight with fiddle heads and asperagus:
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Feb 7 2008 8:48PM
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Alexander_Keith
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I'd hit it
Feb 7 2008 9:16PM
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