I think the reason we enjoy the smell of our own farts so much is because it subconsciously reminds us of how good it felt to rip. In the same way, the reason we hate the smell of other peoples' farts so much is because we're jealous because it must've been so nice for them to rip. That's my fart theorem.
No, I am not asian.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.