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NS How many pushups can you do?

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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
I can do 50, I just want to see how many people claim 80+.
Jan 27 2008 8:31PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hey bro. you wanna come to my crib sometime? i got some natty's ice and a game cube.
Jan 27 2008 8:33PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
80+
Jan 27 2008 8:33PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
Dude I bet I could shotgun more Nattys than you
Jan 27 2008 8:35PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36

upwards of 26,000

Jan 27 2008 8:36PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
naw dude bullshit. there is only one way to settle this. take off our shirts, and have an intense flip cup tourny bro.
Jan 27 2008 8:36PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
one more than chuck norris
Jan 27 2008 8:36PM
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michelle
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/7376/
Jan 27 2008 8:38PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Watch yo mouth, I sick my bros on ya.  Our frat has mandatory weight training and we're all jacked as shit.

I put protein powder in my natty ice mofo
Jan 27 2008 8:40PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
probably cause you can't handle the intense alcohol level in natty's. pussy. i bench 380 and my biceps are 32" around son. but really i think we would get along as long as you like gamecube bro.
Jan 27 2008 8:44PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
hahaha o wait its already been done.  haha who the fuck cares
Jan 27 2008 8:49PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

I kick yo ass wit Link's spin attack.

I don't know his other moves, but I like that one alot.

Jan 27 2008 8:53PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i always play gamecube with my pants off
Jan 27 2008 8:54PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
shit i don't either. i am usually done playing game cube by then anyways and onto "bigger" and "better" things by then.
Jan 27 2008 8:55PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
sigma theta delta theme party?
Jan 27 2008 8:59PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
I will personally wreck every bro in here at once

...Just as soon as I'm finished listening to this Jack Johnson album
Jan 27 2008 9:01PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
OMG DUDE U GOT THE NEW JACK JONSON ALBUM... I CANT GO ANYWERE TILL I FINISH LISTENING TO THIS
Jan 27 2008 9:11PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
I just got a blender that is 1 HP!! I can make some sick mixed drinks for them honies with the power of a fine stallion at my side.

In other thoughts, who would win?:

horse

or

1 horsepower blender
Jan 27 2008 9:17PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
well i can push the world down about 100 times, does that count??
Jan 27 2008 9:20PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
ya no doubt, me and this kid slap each others asses all day to give each other props for sending the earth off orbit with our pushups, then it's time to get all soapy and wet in the showers for some gaming and nati ice. oh yeaaaaa
Jan 27 2008 10:02PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
61 in a minute
Jan 28 2008 8:37AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96

I can throw that pigskin over dem mountains

Jan 28 2008 9:23AM
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KRASHED
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every half second
Jan 28 2008 9:57AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/7376/
Jan 28 2008 10:01AM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
like a million.
Jan 28 2008 10:05AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
like 10
Jan 28 2008 10:43AM
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WILCOX
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 108
20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Jan 28 2008 11:05AM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Jan 28 2008 11:28AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
becuase elGato is a fat fuck i can do 50+
Jan 28 2008 12:11PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
like 75
Jan 28 2008 12:23PM
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Mat.
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19
Jan 28 2008 12:47PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
are you talking about with or without a car on your back? either way, 80+
Jan 28 2008 12:54PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
5 more then my mom
Jan 28 2008 4:00PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
i can't do a pushup.....
Jan 28 2008 4:11PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
do pushups to the song 'bring sally up' aka flower by moby, everytime it says bring sally up you go up everytime it says down you go down and hold it. my bet is only a select few of you scrawny skiers can do the whole song.
Jan 28 2008 4:13PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
You are one lonely, lonely guy.
Jan 28 2008 4:34PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i think someone did.
Jan 28 2008 4:53PM
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sconniestyle
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your question is flawed.  do you mean at once, or in a week, or in a lifetime?  what type of pushups?  army style, girle style, cock?  for example, i doubt you could do 50 cock pushups in a minute, but i bet you can easily do 50 girlie style pushups over a year.  to answer the question though, i can do pushups just long enough to finish your mom off with me on top.

Jan 28 2008 5:07PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
whats a cock pushup?
Jan 28 2008 5:10PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26

when you want to get your arms and chest in shape, you do pushups.  the same applies to everywhere else.

Kyle Gass: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
Jack Black: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

Jan 28 2008 5:13PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
ooooooooooooooooooh. hah. ok. missed that one
Jan 28 2008 5:16PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
isnt it the other way around?
Jan 28 2008 5:21PM
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.scott.
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yeah i'm pretty sure the names should be switched.
Jan 28 2008 5:36PM
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wunderskier
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as many as i want, usually obout 123 billion or so.  that is just my morning work out...
Jan 28 2008 5:39PM
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thenakedcellist
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200+

Jan 28 2008 5:47PM
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sconniestyle
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yeah, i'm pretty sure you are retarded.  nice try douchenozzle
Jan 28 2008 5:59PM
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Alex_G
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Preseason before football this year i could hit like 120 or something. now i'm worthless.
Jan 28 2008 6:29PM
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.scott.
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i looked at that too quick and i was wrong.  it's perfect how it is, but holy crap...the blatant hatred on this site is astonishing.  you've gotta miss the old days, back when NS had yet to be overrun by pre-teens with vulnerability complexes that feel they must talk e-trash to feel tough.  i made a little mistake.  sorry if i offended anyone, but please don't be vile.  btw, i really enjoy tenacious d.
Jan 28 2008 6:40PM
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.scott.
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if anyone wants to see some of Jack Black's best work, check out a movie called Airborne (1993).  him and seth green's first movie.  so good.
Jan 28 2008 6:44PM
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Nicholas.
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akse ur mum lol
Jan 28 2008 6:46PM
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KingTaco
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over 100 no lie i really dont count. it depends on the speed too. faster>slower
Jan 28 2008 9:43PM
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