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I got amazingly totally horribly drunk last night

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billhicksghost
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
i ate a whole plate of teh nachos.

i stuck my finger in my cornhole and put it in my mouth

i fucked my dog

i threw the nachos up everywhere


cant remember the rest. there is now red vomit everywhere that smells like grease. yay me
Jan 26 2008 9:42AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
first time drinking eh?
Jan 26 2008 9:42AM
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billhicksghost
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
nope. second
Jan 26 2008 9:44AM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
best is when you wake up naked lying next to a half eatin deer
Jan 26 2008 9:45AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
i woke up next to a half de-quilled porqupine once, there was soap everwhere and no sign of the quills, to this day i am confused
Jan 26 2008 9:59AM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
I was so drunk last night and having such a great time at the bar that I decided I would just fuck catching the last train and leave whenever I felt ready. Then decided that walking home would be a good idea, it was like -10 and 30km to my house.. ended up taking a cab after 5 min and payinng about $50 for the cab ride...



Jan 26 2008 10:10AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
zomg ur so cool can i touch ur dick?1!
Jan 26 2008 12:09PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
This is so likely.
Jan 26 2008 12:26PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
.....what?

seriously that made me laugh so hard, that is now in my signature
Jan 26 2008 6:28PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
ha ha ha
Jan 26 2008 6:30PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

Good thing you made two different threads about how you went drinking last night and can't hold your liquor.

Jan 26 2008 6:33PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53
wow this billyhickshill or whateve is really creepin me out first he wants to fuck tom brady and jon olsson and then he fucks his dog and fingers his own pooper....
Jan 26 2008 11:25PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
this thread is like identical to the other "drunk" thread
Jan 26 2008 11:28PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
alias man. fuck NS.. imma go eat some fuckin cheesecake.
Jan 27 2008 12:21AM
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