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Is there a way to tell how high you are?

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Itsbackfliptime
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I was reading the thread about weed vending machines and thinking about the legalization of marijuana. It would make sense for them to treat it like alcohol. Is there a breathalyzer equivalent for weed?
Jan 24 2008 6:50PM
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killabees
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only if you have super aids
Jan 24 2008 6:51PM
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saucybiscuits
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just try out an alchohol breathelizer.
Jan 24 2008 6:52PM
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K2boarder149
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nah alchohol ones dont work for thc cause they do it at the dances all the time breathalize kids and a bunch of ppl go ripped and they cant tell
Jan 24 2008 6:55PM
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IcePointa
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Nope, the only way they can use a breathalizer for alcohol is because alcohol evaporates into the air at room temperature, while THC does not.

If they wanted to be real fuckin serius about they could do a blood test, with something like an insulin testing device. But they aren't serious about it.

Jan 24 2008 6:56PM
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mitchk
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they could say funny shit to you and see how long you laugh.
Jan 24 2008 7:14PM
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Mezmerize19
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oh, they havent invented something in the future for this yet?
Jan 24 2008 7:20PM
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Nicholas.
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hahahaaahaha.

or put a plate of delicious treats in front of you and see how long you can resist.
Jan 24 2008 7:20PM
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GatoGordo
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look down?
Jan 24 2008 7:21PM
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TheButterHashira
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I guess that they would have to do a field test or something. but seriously people driving around after a clambake aren't going to be driving 100 miles an hour into schools like an alcholic would
Jan 24 2008 7:52PM
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max.
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hahahahaha
Jan 24 2008 7:54PM
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Sno.
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the fact that you said "delicious treats" makes me think you're high as we speak
Jan 24 2008 7:57PM
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SteveStepp
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Hahhah i get it!!
Jan 24 2008 8:00PM
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MADmidwest
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my friend got a OWI (operating while impared or something) in lansing, MI because the cops thought he was high and took a cotton swab kind of test out and put it on his tongue. It turned a certain color that told the po he was high and it was enough to get him in the same trouble as a DUI.

They do have tests but i think they are rare, maybe expensive for the police departments. Or maybe good people that smoke are not their main concern.
Jan 24 2008 8:01PM
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K2boarder149
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the delicious treats thing reminded me of something dane cook would say
Jan 24 2008 8:04PM
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Greenish
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i do not
Jan 24 2008 8:05PM
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IcePointa
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nope, this is still as close as we can get...

http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/quiz.html
Jan 24 2008 8:42PM
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FireTruck
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hahah
Jan 24 2008 8:53PM
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powder_weasel
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If you can't tell how high you are, then you are not high (enough).
Jan 25 2008 2:58PM
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yelsel
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haha yes..."enough" being the operative word
Jan 25 2008 3:06PM
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R-Bertsch
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there is no way for someone to tell if you are high at a specific time. thats why you should never admit it to parents/cop
Jan 25 2008 3:06PM
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b-kul
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lol
Jan 25 2008 4:23PM
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M+M
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i wish i got high to the point where i found things funny agian......those times are long gone my friend
Jan 25 2008 4:26PM
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pdubs113
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Nope there isnt...thats why you put in some Visine...and you are no longer "high", thats also a big reason why it is illegal.
Jan 25 2008 4:28PM
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jibsworth
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Yes, a blood test. But no there isn't an 'instant' test.
Jan 25 2008 6:12PM
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Alex_thedroog
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oh man, that would suck so bad
Jan 25 2008 6:21PM
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ilikeplants
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There is a way to tell how high you are.

1. Grab keys for the car if you can remember where they are.
2. Get in car if you can find it.
3. Start car if you can remember where the keys go.
4. Drive to the nearest fast food resturant.

If you drive 20 in the 40 or 30 in th 50 then you are probably fairly high. If you get to the fast food place and you catch yourself ordering five burgers for just yourself along with a bunch of drinks and fries then you are probably baked.

Jan 25 2008 6:56PM
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ZavierV
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do your eyes pass the chink test?

Jan 25 2008 7:01PM
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PilleDaKid
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Bahaha I always drive so slow when im blazed.

Jan 25 2008 7:03PM
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ilikeplants
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My friend and I where going to get some chinese food yesterday and I caught myself doing 15 in a 40.
Jan 25 2008 7:15PM
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Dr.Dank
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My friend was doing 30 on the highway.
Jan 25 2008 8:46PM
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ax_murderer
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ahahah thats funny. sooo true
Jan 25 2008 10:54PM
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jimmychung
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yeah it's called the HUCK-O-METER
Jan 26 2008 12:03AM
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TheButterHashira
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Altimeter.
Jan 26 2008 1:23AM
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