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I hate little kids.

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BEARS.
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today, on a school sponsored ski day (be jealous, i get half days off on fridays) i failed attempt of a lincoln 180 in the par-par today, i dub ejected. when i started hiking up, two little kids went off the side of the landing, stopped and grabbed my skis. i thought they were being nice little kids, and bringing them down to a fallen comrade, so i stopped hiking. after they both had one ski in their hands they took off down the mountain, leaving me to walk down the rest of it with a feeling of slight concussion. while walking down i had numerous riders yell for me to get the fuck on my skis. once i got down i was fucking furious and i told them to never do it again. and gave them both a heart tap on the helmet with my pole. after that they started crying to their mothers, literally. mommys then yelled at me, getting me suspended for a week.
Jan 18 2008 7:44PM
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Silence
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that is balls. haha fuck that man
Jan 18 2008 7:46PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
you got pwned, thats why you should have maced their 60 pound asses
Jan 18 2008 7:47PM
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samwise
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nobody realizes how manipulative little kids can be. it's rediculous
Jan 18 2008 7:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I would've done the same thing. Stupid little kids.
Jan 18 2008 7:47PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
I woulda curb stomped those munchkins.
Jan 18 2008 7:47PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
I would have beaten the crap out of those kids. seriously, wtf?
Jan 18 2008 7:47PM
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carbon.pulse
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that sucks dude
Jan 18 2008 7:48PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
no matter how mad you were, you hit children?
shit man.
Jan 18 2008 7:48PM
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pjbauer
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 480
bull shit schools, the little ones should be getting suspended
Jan 18 2008 7:49PM
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skinnylove
Posts: 6807 - Karma: 167
Tell the teacher/principle the whole story. Fuck little kids.
Jan 18 2008 7:54PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
you should've tied them down and raped them ehh thats what i'd do anyways

or piss in their cheerios
Jan 18 2008 8:02PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
i must say u got weak arguing skills if u werent able to get out of being suspended...but that is deff dick move on their part
Jan 18 2008 8:03PM
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slimbruddah
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man. if that happened to me, i would be able to hold myself back. those kids would be done for
Jan 18 2008 8:05PM
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eheath
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HA wow you got owned.
Jan 18 2008 8:08PM
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thenakedcellist
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that really sucks. fucking moms
Jan 18 2008 8:12PM
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vzdz
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thats fucked up...

did you get the linc 180s down?
Jan 18 2008 8:17PM
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BEARS.
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nope. according to the prince, who was skiing with us but didnt see this happen, suspension started immediately. since i was skiing with the school i had to leave the mountain. ill get em this weekend though if my parents let me ski.
Jan 18 2008 8:20PM
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StanMcStanson
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that sucks. deff should have curb stomped some fools.
Jan 18 2008 8:36PM
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skiing_monkeys
Posts: 166 - Karma: 28

  take this simple quiz http://http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5 thsn tell em to go get the number of kids it recomends maybe even -1 and give them a good pounding and call it a fair fight.
Jan 18 2008 8:36PM
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skiing_monkeys
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 sorry dudes wrong link http://http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Jan 18 2008 8:42PM
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skiP.E.I.
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you should've got to the moms first and told them their kids took your skis. Because that's a dick move, even according  to most moms, probly.
Jan 18 2008 9:05PM
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tribefan226
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i would knocked their heads together, thus rendering them unconcious giving you enough time to ski away b4 they can go find mommy

Jan 18 2008 9:16PM
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-Nick-
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dude that sucks i wouldve been so pissed
Jan 18 2008 9:18PM
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sirskizalot
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depending on there age
u shoulda pownded em good
Jan 18 2008 10:36PM
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LATARIANmilton
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it just sounds like these kids had a sense of humor
Jan 18 2008 10:44PM
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SirFryanator
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how is it humor to steal the skis of the fallen, when you don't even know them.
Jan 18 2008 11:07PM
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0ptions
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Fuck administration, getting suspended for that is bullshit. Next time tell them you're gonna call up ninthward. or maybe curtis. Either way they'd be fucked.
Jan 18 2008 11:11PM
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jedi.Jim
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Did you even try to reason with the admin?

The other day I was knocking the ice off of the sidewalk at work a couple little kids came out and threw snowballs at and laughed. I took it for a little bit but then I once I hit one with a snowball they shut up for a while, but then went right back to it. Luckily their dad came out and saved me from their taunting.
Jan 18 2008 11:43PM
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MEGAZORD
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" of the fallen"
You make it sound like you fell in battle or something.  Suck it up
Jan 18 2008 11:49PM
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Stan_Darsh
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NADS
Jan 18 2008 11:51PM
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B_Reid
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what a bunch of dick kids. Im a kid but that is a gay thing to do.
Jan 18 2008 11:52PM
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SirFryanator
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he fell in the battle to progress. It was unfair of him to be suspended, and kids shouldn't be complete dicks to fellow skiers. He has a good point.
Jan 18 2008 11:55PM
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Canuker
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i would have pistol-wipped those little fuckers. No fucking kid in dippers is going to fuck with me, fucking curb stomp those little fucks and there moms.

That has happened to me alot where fucking kids have gone crying to thier moms then thier moms go all commando on you, i just tell them to behave or ill bitch slap them.
Jan 19 2008 12:03AM
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Canuker
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or use ma pimp stick.  :D
Jan 19 2008 12:05AM
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notomatoplz
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except the part where he poled them in the head
Jan 19 2008 12:10AM
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strongmark
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...really?  the battle to progress?  you really said that?

righteous buddy!  just keepin it real!
Jan 19 2008 12:29AM
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shithawks
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haha that sucks for u it just goes to show u why noone does licoln 180's
Jan 19 2008 12:56AM
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SirFryanator
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yeah bro I just worked it into my sentence.
Jan 19 2008 1:25AM
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MEGAZORD
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You really should have just screamed at them and scared the living shit out of them.  Its the you hitting them in the head with a pole that got you suspended.  I admit, i would have wanted to smack right across the face with one.
Jan 19 2008 8:34AM
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ParkE
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i would have dick slapped them, knock them the fuck out and ski away
Jan 19 2008 9:52AM
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ballerman
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shuda taken the kids skis home wit you when they got you sent off the hill
Jan 19 2008 1:08PM
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B.Snow
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OMG that sucks so much... little Nazi children
Jan 19 2008 1:15PM
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MrScruff
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they obviously thought it was a funny enough joke to wait for you to come down, don't think they would have done that if they knew any better. the fact you couldnt just suck it up is your own fault
Jan 19 2008 1:20PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Those little kids are dick bags. I would be so mad. I would have kicked t3hem out of there skis and barried there shit in the snow. THen said I burried it like fifteen feet lower and watch them search. Not funny to take someones stuff. Especially when they are down.
Jan 19 2008 1:46PM
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mackinnon
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you should've whitewashed those little bitches!
Jan 19 2008 1:50PM
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BEARS.
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update: i explained situation to parents and can now ski.
Jan 19 2008 6:17PM
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BEARS.
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update: linc 180 stomped! and not suspended anymore.
Jan 20 2008 11:34PM
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AptosFreeskier
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Thats good, Someone must have been on a powertrip to think you could get suspended because you showed two kids what time it is.
Jan 20 2008 11:37PM
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artfullydodged
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you shoulda drop kicked them
Jan 20 2008 11:40PM
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EL_FINRE
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bahahahahaha
Jan 20 2008 11:42PM
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