im watching this comedian talk about farts and i got to thinkin. when its windy and snowin hard i do the coat zip up to the nose deal. when i pop one out though its kinda like a fart sack of death. i have a feeling im not the only one.
chase it with the stones. keystone ice
1.Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
2. The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
40 000 people die every day, how come you're not one of them?
Conventional wisdom would have one believe that it is insane to resist this, the mightiest of empires... but what history really shows is that today's empire is tomorrow's ashes, that nothing lasts forever, and that to not resist is to acquiesce in your own oppression. The greatest form of sanity that anyone can exercise is to resist that force that is trying to repress, oppress, and fight down the human spirit. - Mumia Abu Jamal.
When it comes to goggle care and general life skills, you're a muppet bro
Give it 30 seconds and you'll be sleeping on the couch.
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."