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What would you do if....

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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
ok here's what you do...
you propose a situation sayin "What would you do if..." the person below you responds, and posts their own "What would you do if..."
I'll start.



What would you do if you saw some gaper with rental skis switch cork truckdriver 10 over a 90 footer?
Dec 31 2007 12:17AM
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al_britskiier
Posts: 419 - Karma: 23
i would keep a large box of tissues handy at all times.

What would you do if you came home from school one day, and your best friend was in the bathroom with your mom, pissing all over her clit?
Jan 6 2008 7:32AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
blackmail both of them for some insane amount of money to keep my mouth shut

...gravity was suddenly halved?
Jan 6 2008 10:00AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
go skiing and flyy 

gobal warming resulted in no snow anywhere ever again?
Jan 6 2008 10:14AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
make the first all turf ski resort.



What would you do if your dad said he was gay?
Jan 6 2008 10:22AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
make sweet love to him

What would you do if you walked in on your brother and your father making out ?
Jan 6 2008 10:55AM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123

Rinse out my eyes with rubbing alcohol.

What would you do if you walked in on simon dumont and tanner hall giving eachother head?

Jan 6 2008 11:35AM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
videotape it and take out 2 of my future competition in one shot

what would you do if you had 2 minutes to live
Jan 6 2008 12:00PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
ask her for the cut off penis.
Jan 6 2008 5:58PM
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Boodje.
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 21
what would you do, your about to die and your still a virgin, fuck rosie o'donnel or die a virgin hahahah.
Jan 6 2008 6:26PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
die a virgin

... you woke up tomorrow as your family pet
Jan 7 2008 6:30AM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
poop on the sofa

what would you do if the last person on earth with you was hilary clinton
Jan 7 2008 1:25PM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123

Didn't we already have one like this?

Jan 7 2008 5:28PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
no idea, i didnt read every single one, but ill change it to--
 what would you do if donkeys could fly
Jan 7 2008 5:33PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
probably get a rope so i could catch one and fly to mars

What would you do if the queen made everyone in the world blind?
Jan 7 2008 8:40PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
who is the queen? I guess I would bang some chicks with bad faces

what would you do if your wife gave birth to a gorrilla?
Jan 7 2008 8:57PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169

Euthanize it     

What if you walked in on two men and two women scissoring AKA the octopus

Jan 7 2008 9:03PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
iono just walk out again, laugh my arse off later.

...you earned $2million a year?
Jan 8 2008 6:43AM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
buy 200 pairs of skis...maybe a huge tv and a really nice fridge

what would you do if you were about to nail a chick..AND SHE WHIPPED OUT A DICK BIGGER THAN YOURS!!?!?!?!?
Jan 8 2008 11:14AM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
buy an enzo

if you could fuck alba but your mom and grandmother had to watch
Jan 8 2008 11:15AM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71

do it anyway

ill repeat it:

what would you do if you were about to nail a chick..AND SHE WHIPPED OUT A DICK BIGGER THAN YOURS!!?!?!?!?

Jan 8 2008 11:17AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
suggest a game of tummysticks

what would you do if i embeded a virus into this post and when you read it you got flamed hardcore by my virus?


Jan 8 2008 11:20AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
break my shitty windows

what would you do if you found out that ur girl friends was in 2girls1cup
Jan 8 2008 1:06PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
jump off a bridge



what would you do if you caught your mom cheating on your dad?
Jan 8 2008 4:23PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
cunt punt her.



what would you do if you could go on the show MADE?
Jan 10 2008 4:40PM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
an f1 race car driver or grand prix rider.

what would you do if you had the power to control the weather?


Jan 10 2008 7:52PM
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brenker
Posts: 3188 - Karma: 71
make it rain on them hoes

what would you do if elton john was knocking on your door looking for rice krispy treats
Jan 10 2008 8:08PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
i actually have some in my cupboard, id give him some and invite him in!

what would you do if someone lodge a really hot pepper in your eye?
Jan 11 2008 3:13PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
scream and cry like a baby, then pour milk in my eyes, then beat the shit out of that person



you could either have an unending supply of skis, or the perfect pair of boots?
Jan 12 2008 6:28AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
unending supply of skis. i already have the spks so....



you could have perfect powder days for the rest of your life but no park at all
or
you could have an amazing park but no where else to ski besides that one park run for the rest of your life?

Jan 12 2008 11:32AM
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nwoody88
Posts: 126 - Karma: 14
ooo...this ones a toughy....hmm, its hard...but id have to say powder cuz you can have sum booters and bent over trees like rails...

what would you do if it was the night before a major contest that youd entered and were like guaranteed first place, and you had a wild night and your skis and boots got jacked. oo and the contest winnings are 100 thou and the swedish twins
Jan 12 2008 5:09PM
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almondzional
Posts: 125 - Karma: 14
buy new gear win the comp, fuck the twins and go nuts with the $$

What would you do if your house burnt down?
Jan 12 2008 8:21PM
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Kitzrow
Posts: 574 - Karma: 94
shit my pants

what would you do if your parents found your dildo?
Jan 12 2008 10:48PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
try and retrace my steps as to when i actually GOT a dildo???

you could change one thing about your appearance?
Jan 13 2008 8:30AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
25 feet tall bitch.

you could never break any bones?
Jan 13 2008 11:11AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i would probably become the best skier in the world. oh and jump off a 600 foot cliff.

your 40 year old decent looking teacher grabs your dick, what do you do?
Jan 13 2008 11:20AM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Say bitch on yo knees

What would you do if your vagina grew broccoli?
Jan 13 2008 11:54AM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
I don't know I don't have one. But probably flip a bitch.

What would you do if Chuk Norris burst through your wall like the kool-aide man and round house kicked you in the face then defacated on your remains?
Jan 21 2008 5:57PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
crack a massive postmortem hardon


go to superpark or alaska every year?
Jan 26 2008 8:32AM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
I would be the happiest man alive.

What would you do if you were in Chamonix France right now at 8:00 at night?
Jan 26 2008 2:16PM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
cruise around for a chill palace to spend the evening and make the most of it


...you were a member of the opposite sex for a day?
Jan 27 2008 7:25AM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53
feel my self for most of the day and then tell all the hot girls that i see to go and have sex with the real me the next day

.....monoboard or ski blade
Jan 27 2008 1:28PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
270 out the rail i was napping on and go find a new t shirt to wrap around my face
Jan 27 2008 1:37PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
I would probably have to officially declare that i have given up life and decided to accept a life on shortskis/a snowboard that had sex with some skis
Jan 27 2008 5:00PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
what would you do if you could only choose one thing... to smoke weed or to drink?

Jan 27 2008 5:01PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
talk to my councellor and get them changed.

what would you do if you found your best friend trying to steal your skis?
Jan 27 2008 5:17PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
beat them shitless....

what would you do if you lived on a farm and walked in on your mom fucking a horse?
Jan 27 2008 7:09PM
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skiing_monkeys
Posts: 166 - Karma: 28

 make the animal made into steaks and eat thet bitch, go see a pshycologist get my head straigfht enough to pull my eye's out with fish hooks attached to fireworks.

screw a fat 12 year old of the opposite or same sex whichever prefered or the twins on JO pro modles but both where dead (but recently microwaved so there warm)?
Jan 27 2008 7:40PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
Jon's girlfriend.

what would you do if you got head on the chairlift, BUT when you were about to bust the girl pulls off and you jizz all over yourself, and you have to ride down the park with jizz all over your pants.
Jan 27 2008 8:14PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
i would start a new trend.


What would you do if you had a light saber?
Jan 27 2008 8:34PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
you dont even wanna know

what would you do if NS did not exist
Jan 27 2008 8:46PM
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