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What do you think about while on the john?

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PhaedeD
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what do you think about?











Go Big and Die!
Sep 17 2003 2:11AM
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petek
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I'm hopin this shit is clean, and stays together, i hate clingons'



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Sep 17 2003 2:15AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i dont think, i shit.


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Sep 17 2003 2:15AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
yah i just hope i don't have to wipe a hundred times





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Sep 17 2003 2:15AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i wonder why if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sep 17 2003 2:16AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
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actually thats just what I wondered earlier while pooping


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Beer is the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin--

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sep 17 2003 2:17AM
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FreeSkier8547
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if its going to hurt
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Sep 17 2003 2:17AM
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1212j5j5
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you ;)
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Sep 17 2003 2:17AM
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D-40
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um how good the minnesota vikings are while im reading the sports page
Sep 17 2003 2:19AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
my turtles tank is right in front of the pisser in my bathroom, so i think about whether the turtle is checkin out my dangler.

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Sep 17 2003 2:21AM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
i listen to music; i always have my cd player on

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Sep 17 2003 2:37AM
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waterville_NH
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bike racing

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Sep 17 2003 2:47AM
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Am.Aaron
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i think 'im so glad im not gay, this hurts'
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Sep 17 2003 4:34AM
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cj
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i contemplate ever eating 3 insanity peppers at once again. sure yougart works well on a spicy tounge, but its hard as fuck to appily to a burning asshole.

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Sep 17 2003 4:38AM
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caleBCaleb
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have you ever noticed that whenever you have to shit in a hurry you always end up having to wipe 50 frikin times?
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Sep 17 2003 4:42AM
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skifree919
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^haha yea, sticky ones suck. I always think about how fun it is to make a huge log



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Sep 17 2003 4:57AM
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b-ladd
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i think.....will there be more floaters than sinkers?
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Sep 17 2003 5:14AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
Tonight all I'll be thinking about is the 10-20 cm's of snow ecpected in Canmore tonight. Ahhh, I think I'm gonna go take a shit right now.
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Sep 17 2003 5:39AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I read my Skip Barbour Racing book


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The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 17 2003 6:19AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
My mom keeps crossword puzzles and other word games books on top of the laundry hampers in the bathrooms, so I just work on those. That, or my dad usually leaves a newspaper in there


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Sep 17 2003 6:21AM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
i hope that nothin pulls me into the toilet. :/
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Sep 17 2003 6:21AM
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MistaSkier
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The better question would be what DON'T I think about.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Sep 17 2003 6:39AM
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MistaSkier
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I used to read while I shat, but when I dropped a hardcover Harry Potter into the toilet, that habit abruptly ended.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Sep 17 2003 6:40AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
My sister dropped her cell phone in the toilet a few months ago...


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Sep 17 2003 6:41AM
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mikee
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haha, I have a TV in my parents bedroom that is at an angle so you can see it from the toilet, so I get to watch tv while I shit, I just keep the door open and lock the door to the bedroom. Now though the remote is broken and we are lazy to go buy a new one , so when I have to go shit real bad I always have to turn on the tv and see whats on, so I can put it on something good, before running to the toilet and taking my shit... Its good stuff

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Sep 17 2003 6:43AM
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DrPepper
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i usually get it over with quickly, but that sucks, cuz i almost always do it at work. and i wish it would take up more time. haha. so i am usually thinking about something along those lines.
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Sep 17 2003 9:47AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
i usally take a shit and think about stuff just like i normally do.
Sep 17 2003 10:24AM
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-madd_trixx-
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skibm22, to answer your question: we didn't evolve from monkey's and apes, we just share a common ancestor with them


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
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Sep 17 2003 3:43PM
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Pipe_Munky
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i think about how bad i wanna move to whistler! i guess that's because i tend to read SBC SKIER while pooping!




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Sep 17 2003 5:02PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
^^
holy shit thats awesome!



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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sep 17 2003 8:57PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
I agree with the post : what DONT I think about'. I do all my best thinking on the john. For some reason, it is when I'm most creative. that or when I'm high.


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
Sep 17 2003 10:35PM
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manus
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usually I don't think on the crapper, I just try to get outta there as quickly as possible, but if I do its more along the lines of thinking what the hell did I eat or where's the spray.

You know you shit stinks when you disgust yourself.
Sep 17 2003 10:46PM
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skifree919
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One time when i was like 6, i lost a tooth and dropped it into the toilet. This was after i took a crap in it, and i made my dad fish out my tooth, which was next to some little pieces of crap. It was pretty funny now that i think abou it



jibba jabba
Sep 18 2003 2:33AM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
MiKeE, I've had a shitty day, and after reading your post laughed for a good five minutes and now I'm happy. I can just picture someone running from the tv across the room into the bathroom. anyways, I usually think about skiing or read the paper.


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Sep 18 2003 2:47AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
of course your dad had to fish it out. Teeth were worth a lot of money when you were little.

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Sep 18 2003 2:49AM
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Freeskifro
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I read


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Sep 18 2003 2:54AM
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P-JO
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I wonder if theres hidden cameras a game show or my friends put there to embarass me by showing me taking a poo. That would be funny though.





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Sep 18 2003 3:15AM
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Rogge
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I read as well, ive read every freeze mag thats come out in the past 3 years about 6 times on the crapper alone

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Sep 18 2003 3:26AM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
that's where i read most of my freeze magazines too. that and in school


'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'
-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
Sep 18 2003 3:46PM
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manus
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hey P-Jo, just look out for Saran Wrap over the toilet. Gotta be one of the ultimate gags (just wrap the toilet in saran wrap, put the seat down - you can't really see it at all, but needless to say, nothing is gonna get into the bowl).
Sep 18 2003 4:45PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i look at porno in the mag rack, and wonder how long it took to get their asses to stretch that far
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Sep 18 2003 5:31PM
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Norred
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manus i did that once to try and get my roomate, but I guess he was out of town and like 2 days later i went to use his bathroom and totally forgot that i had done that and piss went fucking everyhwere



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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Sep 19 2003 12:22AM
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SaraJ
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I'm usually just concentrating on getting the poo out and bracing myself for an explosion.

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Sep 19 2003 1:21AM
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Sk3bUm
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i think about how i would like to be getting a bumpken to pass the time

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Sep 19 2003 1:26AM
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