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Chuck norris !!!!!!

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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked," you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. ..

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears

    • and my fav

    On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

    please continue this thread with you best chuck norris  jokes, while being extremley stupid they are the funniest shit Ever

    Dec 24 2007 11:49PM
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    anxju
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    soooo played
    Dec 24 2007 11:50PM
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    Ski_Unit_19
    Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
    i thought we were past this....
    Dec 24 2007 11:54PM
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    Shpadoinkle
    Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
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    Dec 24 2007 11:57PM
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    charmander
    Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

    his penis is so big it has a penis that has a penis that is still bigger than yours
    Dec 25 2007 12:09AM
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    RunDMc
    Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=chuck+norris+getting+his+ass+kicked&meta=
    Dec 25 2007 12:46AM
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    []Soul_Steeze[]
    Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
    chuck norris walked down the street with a massive erection...





    there were no survivors
    Dec 25 2007 1:17AM
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    Runnie_D
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    BAHAHAHAH
    Dec 25 2007 7:59PM
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    .makuma.
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    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
    Dec 25 2007 8:04PM
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    .makuma.
    Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
    chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
    Dec 25 2007 8:05PM
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    charmander
    Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
    i already said that noob
    Dec 25 2007 8:35PM
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    Silence
    Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
    go to www.google.com

    type:

    Find Chuck Norris

    and then click 'I'm feeling lucky'..

    even they jumped on the bandwagon!

    (And no, i wasn't actually hoping to find Chuck Norris)
    Jan 30 2008 4:55PM
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    .makuma.
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    i lol'd
    Jan 30 2008 5:06PM
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    skithedirt
    Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
    chuck norris eats batteries and shits lightening bolts
    when he does a push up he doesnt push himself u he pushes the world down
    he wasnt born from his mother coming out of a vagina was to cliche for chuck norris
    Jan 30 2008 5:08PM
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    CMYK
    Posts: 1101 - Karma: 336
    Chuck Norris won the 1986 world Series of Poker while holding a joker, the 6 of diamonds, and a green number 6 uno card
    Jan 30 2008 5:27PM
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    AMG.
    Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
    i'm liking "chick norris created the giraffe when he decided to uppercut a horse." because i picture him uppercutting a horse..
    Jan 30 2008 6:02PM
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    skiminnesota
    Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
    i just fell out of my chair laughing so hard 
    Jan 30 2008 6:24PM
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    sander_h
    Posts: 1697 - Karma: 5,737
    chuck norris doesn't wear condoms there is no sutch thing of protection from chuck norris.
    when chuck norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised.
    Jan 30 2008 6:37PM
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    skiP.E.I.
    Posts: 7605 - Karma: 20,103
    This was a mass e-mail from someone at my college: Chuck Norris doesn't study for exams, exams study for Chuck Norris. You are not Chuck Norris, so STUDY.
    Jan 30 2008 9:06PM
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    comeatmebro
    Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
    shit dude, your first statement was wrong, so this thread is shit.

    OWNED
    Jan 30 2008 9:17PM
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    east_toast
    Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard, only another fist.

    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

    A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

    Jan 30 2008 9:23PM
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    sickryder83
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table , because he only believes in the elemnt of suprise.
    Jan 30 2008 9:27PM
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    samwise
    Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
    chuck norris can make a woman orgasm by simply pointing at her and saying "booyah"

    I found that one funny the first time i heard it, but i kind of regret typing it now
    Jan 30 2008 9:43PM
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