hey shreddy, why the long face? :-(!
ok, so today at the endangered loonbirdsmountainfeelthedreams today, shreddy got handled pretty fierce on a mega-bold attempt at a backflipper off a toosmall jump. straight to his face, massive amounts of facial mangling ensued, and major hospitals had to be visited for treatment. shreddy was on his way to an epic year with MAJOR PROGRESHHHHH (quiet please) already this season, and then THIS has to happen?!?!?!?!?! WHY IN THE WORLD WHYHHYHWYWHWYWYYYYY?????? shreddy kills it...ALWAYZZZZZZ!
and hey ty...why the BROKEN ARROW with john travolta?
AND ty beck, worlds-best-skier-in-the-making, after destroying the slopes on two planks for days, got the shaft on a snowboard back 9 off the heels to overshoot SKIIERMAN STYLE, and his elbow got beat up by all the bullies in 5th grade. verdict is a chipped bone for NO GOOD REASON and now hes here, arm-in-sling, boozing his injuries out of serious pain.
so EVERYONE...send your good vibes to the healing of two of skiings most important brethren as soon as possible so they can be back on the slopes soon serving you like pete sampras at the US open.
fuck tony hawk.