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puke or pee?

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icecreamsandwich
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so lets have a vote...would you rather drink puke or pee? i think they are both equally discusting and would not chose either. but you guys have to chose one...and give a reasoning on why you chose that one.

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Sep 16 2003 6:40PM
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Lateralis
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if i drank like 3 gallons of water then id drink the piss cuz it probably wouldnt be too bad


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Sep 16 2003 6:53PM
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Norred
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they both sound good. thats really tough. can i mix em together?


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Sep 16 2003 6:56PM
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icecreamsandwich
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no mixing..the pee would dilute the puke.

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Sep 16 2003 7:00PM
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manus
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well, hasn't anyone ever puked from drinkning and then swallowed it back down - yeah its nasty, and probably could only be done when you are so drunkn your gonna puke, but would that classify as drinking puke?

However pee is a lot cleaner, it is sterile after all.
Sep 16 2003 7:34PM
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rhcp
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pee most definitly. bile is nasty.
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Sep 16 2003 8:37PM
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yeah id go with pee
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Sep 16 2003 8:42PM
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Lateralis
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what about shit? id eat a bit tasty piece of shit instead of puke and piss


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Sep 16 2003 8:43PM
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ductapeboy
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see I duno.... it really has a lot to do with what you ate or drank... see if you drink a tone of water... then piss its gona be almost all water... and not soo gross. but if its like that piss when you first get up, and it turns the whole bowl yellow type pis... that shit is fucking gross... but as for puke... if you just eat like chockolate pudding, then puke it up like 2 minutes later... it will most likely still be chockolate pudding, and might just taist really good... but if say you didn't eat much, and puked for like an hour, and it was pure bile... then that is way grosser than anythign else... so I would have to go for the chockolate pudding puke 2 minutes after eating it. yep.


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Sep 17 2003 4:47PM
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Lanemeyers
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I'll take a cup of Dave Pauls puke, 2 mins. after eating pudding.


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Sep 17 2003 4:52PM
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Lateralis
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id eat anything for money


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Sep 17 2003 4:52PM
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icecreamsandwich
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dave ...you are a genius. pure genius in that answer there..that was the reasoning i was looking for.


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Sep 17 2003 11:44PM
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icecreamsandwich
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ok instead of chocolate pudding im going to have to go with chocolate milk ( im sure everyone has heard of or seen people try to chug so much of it..then they cannot keep it down and puke ) its a surefire way to make sure you puke instantly and it will definatly all be chocolate milk.


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Sep 17 2003 11:59PM
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SaraJ
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I've puked out regular milk before...an entire gallon. it was disgusting. I'd choose to drink pee.

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Sep 18 2003 12:22AM
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icecreamsandwich
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hahahahaha nice choice i think. i have never puked out milk that i can remember at least. i have puked out cheesestrings though..they look eggsactly the same.


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Sep 18 2003 12:25AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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is it your pee and puke? Drinking someone else puke would be discusting. Probably pee cause its 95% water and the rest it just salts.

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Sep 18 2003 12:26AM
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icecreamsandwich
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for this time i will say...its your own puke or pee just to make it less gross.


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Sep 18 2003 12:28AM
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Drail
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you're grose stacey.


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Sep 18 2003 1:05AM
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icecreamsandwich
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need i remind you darryl, you are the one with the poo icon.


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Sep 18 2003 1:25AM
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Jib_This
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I think I like puking more, because it's more of a special event. I piss everyday. Wait, you mean drinking it? That's disgusting, who'd want to drink piss or puke?




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Sep 18 2003 1:29AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Depends on if it's your own or not.
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Sep 18 2003 1:30AM
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DrPepper
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pee. definately.
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Sep 18 2003 1:30AM
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SaraJ
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the puke might have more calories than pee...but it also might have more protein depending on what's in it.

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Sep 18 2003 1:33AM
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Freeskifro
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what is this world coming to?


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Sep 18 2003 1:37AM
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SPOOOK
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The ski season needs to start so we can stop talking about what types of human excrement we would rather eat.

Pee.






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Sep 18 2003 1:41AM
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wiglaf
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pee
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Sep 18 2003 1:44AM
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SkeeOrDye
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id say pee, if youve ever gone through serious food poisoning, youd agree.
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Sep 18 2003 2:45AM
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b-ladd
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def pee.
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Sep 18 2003 2:47AM
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sugarloaf
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pee becasuse its safe to drink. we had a discussion about this in science last year. theres lots of water in pee so if you're ever anywhere without water, drink your pee


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Sep 18 2003 2:50AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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pee; puke has stomach acids in it which can be extremely harmful to your body. pee is mostly just excess water

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Sep 18 2003 2:54AM
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SkiCA
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I have eaten someone's pre-chewed hamburger befor, does that count?
Sep 18 2003 3:05AM
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icecreamsandwich
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no way...thats a lot less gross....i mean thats like chewing gum someone has already chewn..ive done that lots.


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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Sep 18 2003 3:33AM
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dilla_says_go
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this thread is gunna make me dry-heave. this is so fuckin nasty lol

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Sep 18 2003 3:54AM
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PhaedeD
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i prefer to eat a nice long fat juice shit with some blood in it those taste the best.











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Sep 18 2003 6:39AM
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auski
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Come on who's played the 100 game?

Piss is sterile and I figure it can't be that bad compared to puke.
Sep 18 2003 11:46AM
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rideitswitch
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I'd drink pee way before puke - and most of the time with puke you'd be chewing too... is it strained puke?
Sep 18 2003 3:43PM
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hucksterjibber15
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haha, umm i think i would go with the pee, i mean puke is just nasty when it is all chunky and nthe shit gets all up in your nose and syuff that really sucks. when your shit all burns and stuff gross shit...
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Sep 18 2003 5:27PM
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SiverCartel
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Man on CKY some guy puked into a cup untill it was full and then drank the whole damn thing. And in some other movie I saw these kids pissed into a Colt 45 bottle and gave it to a bum and he fucking loved it, he didnt even know the difference, he was spilling it all over himself and shit. They were like is it good beer? And he's like 'No...but the beer is good....I'd rather have another one,... if you call this beer.'

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Sep 18 2003 6:19PM
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Phrosty
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well I in fact have tasted pee before. and it's not that bad. So I'm gona say pee




Sep 18 2003 6:27PM
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shibby
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harry potter jelly beans taste like puke.

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Sep 18 2003 10:48PM
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shibby
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harry potter jelly beans taste like puke.

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Sep 18 2003 10:50PM
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jtmaster
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OMG i know there discusting


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Sep 18 2003 10:50PM
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pee...i could never swallow vomit because of the chunks
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Sep 18 2003 11:27PM
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Insomniac
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pee cuz sumtimes its not that rank shit thats pure fucking yellow, but if it was clearer, def pee, puke is fucking nasty, the taste of puke makes me puke again





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Sep 18 2003 11:43PM
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mommy
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pee is for pussies, puke is for fags. diarrhea is for bitches, semin is for real men.
Sep 19 2003 12:14AM
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4real
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piss for shizzy, puke would be chunky, thus causing me to puke yet again
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