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What Do You Read When You Take A Shit

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saucybiscuits
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Post What You Read When Your On The Pot.

i'll Start:


Calvin And Hobbes

Dec 13 2007 9:11PM
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StanMcStanson
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any magazine in the room
Dec 13 2007 9:11PM
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ilikeplants
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i read the thread that was already made on this
Dec 13 2007 9:12PM
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mike_e
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skiing magazine cause its in my bathroom freeskiers to good for the bathroom
Dec 13 2007 9:12PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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freeskier, the hockey news, sports illustrated
Dec 13 2007 9:13PM
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AMG.
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Freeskier
Dec 13 2007 9:21PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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at home - freeskier or oprahs mag

public restroom - all the random numbers and shit on the wall and "derek is gay" or "mike is a fag" or "call 834-345-5764 for the best sex ever"   then i usually add my little newschoolers.com tag lol
Dec 13 2007 9:21PM
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doublexl
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nothing. i usually mash a quick bowl or bump tunes.
Dec 13 2007 9:22PM
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freestyler540
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Zit or discovery


Dec 13 2007 9:23PM
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00000000
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Freeskier, and then I wipe my ass with it.
Dec 13 2007 9:26PM
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steezyjibber
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i look at the floor
Dec 13 2007 9:26PM
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Rocceral
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usually i'm in and out, but one time i did happen to thumb through stuff magazine.  there was this sweet article on this watch with a 1.5 inch screen in it.  The punch line read: "although having a 1.5 inch screen on your wrist isn't very practical, having the ability to watch jaws or anal asians 14 on your watch is still pretty effing cool"
Dec 13 2007 10:10PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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no man, them pages are too glossy...

none of yo shit will stick to the paper
Dec 13 2007 10:14PM
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ButteredToast.
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Shampoo Bottles.
Dec 13 2007 10:15PM
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Ebanforpeace
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Simpsons comics...But beware..occasionally you will get really into one and forget your still on the pot..your ass will get pretty sore once you realize how long you've been sitting there.
Dec 13 2007 10:17PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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oh, and thats such a disgrace!!

how could you use FREESKIER, of all magazines to wipe your ass with?

thats like lookin out your window at 2 feet of fresh and sayin "I've had better, I think im gonna go watch tv instead" haha
Dec 13 2007 10:18PM
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freezed
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. It's the best.
Dec 13 2007 10:18PM
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Mezmerize19
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the labels of whatever is around me. I always need to read something
Dec 13 2007 10:19PM
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[~_~]
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Read? I thought everybody combed their pubes on the terlet?
Dec 13 2007 10:19PM
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connoroh
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^ ha

i play tetris. or block breaker. i run your show at blockbreaker
Dec 13 2007 10:22PM
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00000000
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cause freeskier sucks the balls. one read is all you need.
Dec 13 2007 10:28PM
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Alex_thedroog
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freeskier or surfer or surfing.
Dec 13 2007 10:30PM
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hurrisun
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i bring my laptop or play sp;itare on my new phone but before i got my phone i just sat there and enjoyed myself
Dec 13 2007 10:32PM
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king.tubby
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usually powder, the newspaper, or my lonely planet new zealand guide
Dec 13 2007 10:37PM
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jca
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i play brick or solitaire on my ipod
Dec 13 2007 10:39PM
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EastcoastAR5
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Boston's Weekly Dig.
Dec 13 2007 10:39PM
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