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Invent this, make millions

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ax_murderer
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a sensible way to pick up croutons with your salad without them just breaking in half. forks dont work, i had a lacking salad today as a result. this could go somewhere...
Dec 12 2007 5:22PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
spoons
Dec 12 2007 5:23PM
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Casey
Posts: 7785 - Karma: 23,466
buy better crutons
Dec 12 2007 5:24PM
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hvgap
Posts: 287 - Karma: 11
ice tongs, can gently pick up anything in a salad. Anyone who markets the tongs like this must pay me royalties.
Dec 12 2007 5:24PM
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jimmychung
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lips
Dec 12 2007 5:31PM
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comeatmebro
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so young....

here is what you do. scoop the crouton first, put it in your mouth but don't swallow. next get your salad and put it in your mouth...simple as that.
Dec 12 2007 5:32PM
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WONTON
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im dead serious here.....chopsticks. Perfect for salads if ur a sticks pro like me
Dec 12 2007 5:34PM
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Calb3rt
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SPORKS!
Dec 12 2007 5:40PM
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KravtZ
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haha werd.
Dec 12 2007 5:57PM
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Dr.Dank
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God, kids these days
Dec 12 2007 5:58PM
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anxju
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JEA x 10o0o0o0o0

im a sticks pro cause me chinese, me no dumb
Dec 12 2007 5:59PM
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timmi
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if you put some salad on the fork and then stab the crouton but dont go right through the crouton it usually doesnt break
Dec 12 2007 6:06PM
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.makuma.
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im pretty sure that nobodyh would make millions for inventing a stupid little utencil that picks up croutons cuz thats its only purpose and you just eats croutons w/o a salad   which means this utencil would have to be able to pick up salad too   meaning a fork   so  stop complaining and just use a fork
Dec 12 2007 6:41PM
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ThaLetterM.
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holy shit i just thouht of it

hold on a sec
Dec 12 2007 6:43PM
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ThaLetterM.
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BOUT TA MAKE MILLIONS!!!!$$!!$!$!$!$!
Dec 12 2007 6:47PM
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ThaLetterM.
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fail! try again!

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wow photobucket way to embarass me
Dec 12 2007 6:48PM
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ThaLetterM.
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fuck it theres the link

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j317/wiRIPPER2/untitled.jpg?t=1197503391

Dec 12 2007 6:50PM
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Calb3rt
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scoop the crouton and stab the salad.
Dec 12 2007 7:51PM
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user098123
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That's what I was gonna say!
Dec 12 2007 7:53PM
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*AMILLZ*
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chopsticks?
Dec 12 2007 7:58PM
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word-sauce
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how about chopSPORKS


  bitch
Dec 12 2007 8:02PM
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davar6
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yes thank you i cant belive no one else on this thread has figured out the power of the spork
Dec 12 2007 8:14PM
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duckets.
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hahahahha siick 
gotta be true to the sticks
Dec 12 2007 8:36PM
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ax_murderer
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not chinese
Dec 12 2007 8:50PM
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