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MistaSkier
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Did anyone else see this on the news? It's so funny looking. A bear was in a tree, so they put a trampoline under the tree, expecting the bear to just fall into it. Then they shot the bear with a tranquilizer dart. It fell out of the tree onto the trampoline, and then the trampoline launched it into the air and it landed on its head on the ground next to the tramp. It's so funny looking though, a limp bear just flying through the air, hitting the trampoline, flying up again, and then just smacking its head on the ground. Oh, and the bear was okay, too, as the newscasters repeated billions of times.


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Sep 14 2003 5:16AM
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Ds91260
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i saw that shit, laughed my ass off for 5 minutes
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Sep 14 2003 5:17AM
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mikee
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damn im sorry I missed it.

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Sep 14 2003 5:18AM
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caylorswift
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anyone know if there is a clip on the web?


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Sep 14 2003 5:19AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yea, i want to see this.
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Sep 14 2003 5:20AM
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MistaSkier
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This should work.

http://easylink.playstream.com/katu/030911bear_trampoline.wvx


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Sep 14 2003 5:26AM
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SaraJ
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haha..that's hilarious.

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Sep 14 2003 5:26AM
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QuazBotch
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bah, he beat me to it. Have another one anyway

http://www.local6.com/news/2469188/detail.html
Sep 14 2003 5:27AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
^ My address is cooler. It doesn't take you to a whole new page. Loser.


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Sep 14 2003 5:29AM
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SKIPHREAK
Posts: 493 - Karma: 11
That was so fucking hilarious!
Sep 14 2003 5:32AM
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SKIPHREAK
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At least he lived though
Sep 14 2003 5:33AM
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NomenClature
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thats funny.
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Sep 14 2003 8:38PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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i watched it on the news i still think the bear broke his neck heh


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Sep 14 2003 8:48PM
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shibby
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what idiots


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Sep 14 2003 10:07PM
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SPOOOK
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Oh damn that was funny




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Sep 14 2003 10:18PM
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lalalalaura
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that was fucking hilarious...it looked fake though...don't know why, it just looks fake to me
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Sep 14 2003 10:23PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
that was so funny.


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Sep 14 2003 10:39PM
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TheSiverSessions
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haha... That thing got some mad air
Sep 14 2003 10:53PM
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crashidy
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holy shite!!! that is sooo good!
Sep 14 2003 11:33PM
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marlin_102
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haha...funniest shit ive seen in a while!


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Sep 15 2003 2:15AM
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MistaSkier
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Yah, they must not jump on trampolines much.


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Sep 15 2003 5:08AM
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PurpleSkier
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YES! montana at its best
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Sep 15 2003 5:35AM
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lewski16
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that bear is sick! it looked like he did a bio dspin or maybe a rodeo toxic
Sep 15 2003 5:49AM
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PhaedeD
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hahahah thats fuckin awsome lol haha that looks like me really drunk on the tramp when i fell on the fence and fucked my back up lol











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Sep 15 2003 6:08AM
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GeneralDisorder
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i give it a 10 for air but a 4 for execution of trcik haha





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Sep 15 2003 11:01AM
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alex_uk
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I seriously laughed for about 2 minutes when that was on the news.
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Sep 15 2003 2:32PM
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DSpin_9
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Fucking hilarious, thats all ive got to say about it, even my dad laughed so that says a lot about how funny it was
Sep 15 2003 5:37PM
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Lateralis
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i want to see this shit


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Sep 15 2003 5:38PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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whoops meant to post to phrosty sorry little ewok


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 15 2003 7:15PM
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cj
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fuckin pussy shoulda gone for a grab atleast.

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Sep 15 2003 8:40PM
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KWagner
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ooh..and the tramp catapolts him before sending him off to the grasss...

thats hilarious
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Sep 15 2003 8:55PM
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DrPepper
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yeah i saw the bear, frickin hilarious. as above, i too laughed for like 5 minutes...
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Sep 15 2003 9:43PM
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mommy
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the bear is gay.. gay bear.
Sep 15 2003 11:01PM
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DrPepper
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i thought it was a black bear... haha
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Sep 15 2003 11:01PM
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rossignol_rider
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tat was great!
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Sep 16 2003 1:50AM
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//d-lite//
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was that a misty or cork?

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Sep 16 2003 2:00AM
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b-ladd
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poor bear smashed its nose in. freakinhilarous though

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Sep 16 2003 2:26AM
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*cowboy*
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hahahahahhaa, those people were morons! hahaha


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Sep 16 2003 1:27PM
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Norred
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ahahahaa they didn't even need the tramp there he still fell just as far to the grass!


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Sep 16 2003 7:09PM
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bwahahaha

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Sep 16 2003 9:27PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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that is awesome.
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Sep 16 2003 9:31PM
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