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Made this kid look like a fool.

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bdon_skis.
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im sorry i have to ask. the funniest thing happened so this kid was gettin all tough and shit and started runnin his mouth cos hes literally twice the size of me. we were all drinkin and this kids a prick anyways but he just crosses the line. he called me a beaty school faggot or something totally un witty like that so (yeah i go to beaty school to cut hair, no im not gay(newschoolers is gonna have a ball with this one but whatever) i just beath the hell out of this kid in some alley and he was crying and hes like 215 lbs dude and i guess his mom grounded him for drunk driving he threw up and dropped his phone in his toilet and pissed his bed. it was probably the funniest thing i herd. just thought id share.
lates.

Dec 4 2007 1:22AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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I dunno man.  If you were a respekted member maybe you wouldn't get pwned in .3045735 seconds.
I'm not even getting a hose.
Dec 4 2007 1:23AM
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bdon_skis.
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ive been a member since 03 i just didnt realize you could change your name without mzking a new account cos im kind of a moron. oh well. my name from when i was like 14 was just super gay so
Dec 4 2007 1:25AM
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bdon_skis.
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
actually come to think of it this was a pretty lame thread, i was just amped up on how much that kids day sucked. i apologize.
Dec 4 2007 1:30AM
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gmack24
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Ironic
Dec 4 2007 1:31AM
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Yauch
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pics!
Dec 4 2007 1:31AM
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sdfjklioeur
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cool story hansel
Dec 4 2007 1:36AM
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Smidt
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Very, were you in beauty school when you were 14 also?
Dec 4 2007 1:37AM
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Silence
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ns cares?
Dec 4 2007 5:15AM
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timmi
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haha it took me so long to figure out you were saying beauty...i was like what the fuck is this guy talking about?
how can you be in a beauty school if you cant even spell it?
Dec 4 2007 7:52AM
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Tom.
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Cos is short for cosign, the word you are looking for is 'cause. Besides that, your story was fucking horrible. Maybe instead of getting drunk and telling such preposterous tales, you should go to one of your English classes because you sound like a prepubescent girl trying to txt on a cellphone.
Dec 4 2007 8:26AM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
well put sir, well put.
"you should go to one of your English classes because you sound like a prepubescent girl trying to txt on a cellphone." - this was sweet. and its so true, you just can't argue with it.
Dec 4 2007 9:26AM
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ryan.c
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Member SinceNovember 18th 2007



not 03...uve barely made a half month dude
Dec 4 2007 9:53AM
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sHrEdAgE
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haha u are going to work at a beauty parlor
Dec 4 2007 11:32AM
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-justice-
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what's got two thumbs and doesn't care?  this guy
Dec 4 2007 11:47AM
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I-Ski-AK
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ha

way to pick on the fat kids...your the reason people get shot. ASS

i hope yer happy
Dec 4 2007 12:00PM
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*freeskierpj*
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haha good call...
Dec 4 2007 12:09PM
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ax_murderer
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haha and you must be pretty sharp seeing as he explained his situation. he created a new account
Dec 4 2007 12:21PM
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I-Ski-AK
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Win
Dec 4 2007 12:30PM
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Skipig25
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cosine
Dec 4 2007 12:48PM
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Tom.
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d'oh!
Dec 4 2007 12:58PM
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uni-corn
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Bob Kelso
Dec 4 2007 1:08PM
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danbrown
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DAMMIT you beat me to it
Dec 4 2007 1:30PM
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kepler.
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Which just proves that just because you've been on NS for a long time does not make you legit.
Dec 4 2007 1:47PM
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samwise
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i think 'cos is the accepted british version of 'cause, but i don't think it much matters in this case, i don't think too many british men go to beauty school.
Dec 4 2007 5:49PM
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killabees
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cool story... faggot.
P.S. learn to spell

Dec 4 2007 5:50PM
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samwise
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^^ meant to quote that sry
Dec 4 2007 5:57PM
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Krush
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bdon...
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Dec 4 2007 6:00PM
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Silence
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it was directed to the thread creator, not the fat kid.
I question the relationship between my post and people being shot though...cock.
Dec 4 2007 6:03PM
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emopoppins
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dont call eheath fat, hes the king of ns.
Dec 4 2007 6:41PM
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mistaskia
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hahah holy shit thank you for clearing that up.  i was reading that and was like what the fuck is a beaty school. i really had no idea what he was saying until i read ur post. 

aaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd that story was awful.
Dec 4 2007 6:50PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Click for larger image^^^^^
Dec 4 2007 6:53PM
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MADmidwest
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i'm pretty sure the only reason a moderator hasn't deleted this thread is so the carnage on this guys butthole can continue
Dec 4 2007 6:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
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excuse me for using another picture to reply but.....

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Dec 4 2007 7:03PM
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solitaryman
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my thoughts exactly.
Dec 4 2007 7:23PM
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.makuma.
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dont forget Michael Scott
Dec 4 2007 7:51PM
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hurrisun
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so u beat the shit out of a guy who was so drunk he pissed himself?
Dec 4 2007 7:54PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
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if you beat his ass in an alley, how did you find out he pissed his bed and dropped his phone in his toilet? is he your roomate at beaty school?
Dec 4 2007 8:40PM
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0123456789
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ya def a good job, this one time i kicked an infant it was so cool, i later found out he pooped his bed that day, it was my favorite time
Dec 4 2007 8:43PM
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tBatt
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Dec 4 2007 8:51PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Dec 4 2007 8:56PM
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Albrecht.
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GTFO!
Dec 4 2007 9:43PM
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popNfresh44
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yo can u hook me up with a jeri curl
Dec 4 2007 9:49PM
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mothaeast
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wait he crossed the line by calling you a name and you didnt by "beating the shit out of him"???

do explain where the fuck your reasoning comes from
Dec 4 2007 10:21PM
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Silence
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roflgay
Dec 4 2007 10:22PM
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SteezePatrol
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haha you took advantage of a large drunk man in an alley.

fag
Dec 4 2007 10:40PM
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-Kieran-
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thats fucking awesome hahahahaha
Dec 5 2007 3:21AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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You just ruined this thread for me!
Dec 5 2007 3:54AM
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Billiards.
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why the unneciisarry violence friends? Its this type of thing that makes the world a piece of shit at times.
Dec 5 2007 4:01AM
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