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Well in geography we are doing immigration and emmigration( in groups) and each group has to make some posters for a country(of your choice) and make an immigration policy.

anyways we get to make our own made up a profile(individual) of your self and i had some funny name ideas i wanted to do but my friends took them. Anybody have some funny names that i could use for my project?some of my friends are like columbian drug loards and stuff.

this is the profile:

NAME:
SEX:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
AGE:
LANGUAGES:
etc...

Nov 23 2007 6:26PM

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Mike Hunt. Sounds like my cunt. get it?

Nov 23 2007 6:28PM

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Ben Dover

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Peter North

Nov 23 2007 7:11PM

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lol

i was thinking dick cummings

Nov 23 2007 7:22PM

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my buddy left me a voicemail claiming he was, "Icar Vwood" as in I Carve Wood. it was funny at the time.

i'm assuming your friends already used George Jung and Pablo Escobar.

maybe Ellie Copter.
google it, they have lists of funny names like what you're looking for....

Al Bino
Buster Cherry

haha here look through these http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

Nov 23 2007 8:13PM

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I like Aunt Jemima. Not sure of the spelling tho, and there is no joke in the name. Always makes me laugh to hear itÂ

Nov 23 2007 8:45PM

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ilene dover is my buddys moms name

Nov 23 2007 8:47PM

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Harry Dick or any first name with the last name Swang. Like Bob Swang sounds like Bob's wang.

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in my math class the following people sat next to each other, it was GLORIOUS! iwant them to marry:

Eda Cootch and Harry Wang (poor harry cause hes a first generation immigrant from china and they changed his first name to make it more American?? bad choice though)

p.s Eda is asian too

Nov 23 2007 9:08PM

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mike rotchizichy as in my crotch is itchy

Nov 23 2007 9:17PM

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thiers a dick bushy in the school sports records banner

Nov 23 2007 10:08PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHA thats great

Nov 23 2007 10:12PM

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Hugh G. Rection

Nov 23 2007 10:15PM

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Dick Gozinya

Nov 23 2007 10:33PM

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Mike Hawk= my cock

Nov 23 2007 10:36PM

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We had a headmaster in the 40's named Harry Cock

Nov 23 2007 10:37PM

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haha ben dover
Jablowme

Nov 23 2007 11:48PM

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haha this thread is great! i cant think of any right now thought

Nov 23 2007 11:59PM

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Rusty Shackleford

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Heywood Jablowme

Nov 24 2007 12:13AM

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mike rotch say it out loud or watch the simpsons episodes with the prank calls

Nov 24 2007 1:18AM

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jack mehoff.........pronounced:" jack me off"

oliver closeoff.....pronounced: "all of her clothes off"

Harry P. Ness......pronounced: "harry penis"

and lastly

CUNT FUCK.......pronounced: "cunt fuck"

Nov 24 2007 1:26AM

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jack meoff
from kazectstan
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maried
16 childern

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hugh jazz = huge assÂ

Nov 24 2007 2:15AM

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Pat McRotch. He's from Ireland.

Nov 24 2007 12:12PM

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Hugh G. Rection (huge erection)
Jack Mehoff (jack me off)
Ben Dover (bend over)
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Oliver Closeovf (all of her clothes off)
Bobbison Jr. (this used to be my "signature" prank calling name) ((must be said in a gay voice for full effectiveness))

Nov 24 2007 12:21PM

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there was a guy at my old college called chris peacock, his dad was called andrew, but everyone called him drew (drew peacock). true story.

Nov 24 2007 12:51PM

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some good ones

tanner hall
simon dumont
chris cummings

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Dale Gribble's alias right thur hah

Nov 24 2007 7:07PM

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McLovin!
Alaska
Organ donor

Nov 24 2007 7:12PM

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my friends room mate is named dar shit sudarshian hahahha

Nov 24 2007 7:18PM

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haha i put on my loller skates for a second there

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Steele Johnson

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Turd Ferguson. Enough said.

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bear montana

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LORENZO BUTTHOLE

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pat magroin as in

pat ma groin

Nov 24 2007 9:09PM

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lil' john

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