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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
so the closest mountain to me is called Spring Mountain heres a map. i challenge you to find a hill shittier:
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Top Elevation: 528' (one of the highest points in Montgomery County)
Vertical Drop: 420'
6 lifts (3 double chairs, 1 triple chair, 1 tubing, Magic Carpet© )
8 Trails and 2 tubing runs are served by 3 double chairlifts and 1 triple chairlift, as well as 1 tubing lift. The longest lift in 2,200 feet and unloads at an elevation of 528 feet.
Total lift capacity is 9,500 skiers per hour.
Nov 21 2007 12:10AM
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
http://saranaclake.com/pisgah.shtml


that is it
Nov 21 2007 10:42AM
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Ceru
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 101
WOODBURY THE GHETTOIST MOUNTAIN EVER
Nov 21 2007 10:47AM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
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Mt. Blackstrap http://www.skiblackstrap.com/

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Table Mountain.

Both of my Saskatchewan mountains.
Nov 21 2007 10:50AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
gore ny
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Nov 21 2007 11:00AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Plattekill is not pathetic. There are some good woods, nooks and crannies if you will. There are far more worse hills than Plattekill.
Nov 21 2007 11:05AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
You're ungrateful. Your vert is 2,100 feet, the longest run is 2.9 miles, and there's 84 trails. How can you say that's pathetic? YOU'RE IN NY!
Nov 21 2007 11:10AM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
things like this make me so happy to live in CO. :) sorry for you guys though some of those hills make me want to cry
Nov 21 2007 11:11AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
centennial Park and Earl Bales are by far the most pathetic. Centennial park was a garbage dump. literally
Nov 21 2007 11:11AM
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29 dollars for a 7 hour ticket. i think i win
Nov 21 2007 11:12AM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
Is this buckhill? hahahahahahah buck hill suckkkkks
Nov 21 2007 11:15AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
i really feel for you guys. i dont see why they just pile up some dirt in an area, they would probably achieve more vertical.
Nov 21 2007 11:22AM
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Zook
Posts: 265 - Karma: 10
definitely shitty, thats the place I learned to ski at when i was little
Nov 21 2007 11:30AM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
Hyland is shitty for actually skiing, but there park is good
Nov 21 2007 11:32AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
at my home mountain the park looks like twice the size of that
Nov 21 2007 11:36AM
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golf
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 14
gore is really fun they just have a shitty park.
Nov 21 2007 11:36AM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
wtf? platekill isnt shitty, they get a lot of snow and have aboiut 1000 vert.

were talkin 200 vert, shitt snow and shit trails, woth no terrain park

i skied 3 feet of pow at plattekill last yera, so plattekill isnt pathetic
Nov 21 2007 11:39AM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
yea, but they open mad early ang have rails and boxes. and let u build a little kicker or set up the boxes

my hill doesnt open till mid dec, has like 250 vert, gets 35 inches of snow per year, absolute shit snowmaking and no park, and i instruct there and dont even get a free pass. and they knock down the little kickers we try to build. ugh im never goin there again

o, they also list 30 trails but theres about 7, and all of them go around the mountain fromt he top and are as flat as fuck. and they have like 7 lifts, but its really 2. shit on the trail map doesnt even exist, or the trails they list never open because theres no shitty snowmaking on it, and we never get enough natural snow.


thunder ridge aka thunder bump takes the title,. fuckin  shit family mtn


rant over

Nov 21 2007 11:45AM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
yeah i know but the terrain park is pathetic and it's prices are too high. i live 2 miles from it and i know how cheap they are. some of the dumb things they do are rediculous.
Nov 21 2007 11:50AM
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SMOOTHOPR8TR
Posts: 377 - Karma: 31
Try Hyland Ski Area in Edina MN. www.hylandski.com less than 250 vertical feet. 
Nov 21 2007 11:54AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
Wanna see a hill... go to manitoba.
Nov 21 2007 12:00PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
[img]http://www.sundownmtn.com/ourmountain/trailmaplg.html[img/]

and i thought my hill was shitty...
Sundown Mountain
21 Trails
475' vertical
9 acre park
300' pipe
1 quad, 1 triple, 2 doubles
-avg NATURAL snowfall 36"....but most of our snow is manmade.
This is in Dubuque, Iowa by the way.

http://www.sundownmtn.com/ourmountain/index.html
Nov 21 2007 12:01PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
hahahhahahhaah

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Nov 21 2007 12:02PM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209

PNS in indiana had an avalanche last year (or the year b4 i cant remember) that damaged a lift. PNS kicks ass though

Nov 21 2007 12:03PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
dammit pic didn't work, http://www.holidayvalley.com/news.cfm?story=206
Nov 21 2007 12:06PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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fuck its being gay

just go here

http://www.sundownmtn.com/ourmountain/trailmaplg.html

Nov 21 2007 12:06PM
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Greg_o
Posts: 316 - Karma: 82
Beat me to it!
Nov 21 2007 12:15PM
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ryanb
Posts: 585 - Karma: 30
http://skiobergatlinburg.com/trailmap.htm

Nov 21 2007 12:24PM
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JSRacing
Posts: 41 - Karma: 11
I live near Hidden Valley St. louis. It only has 310 vert and 30 acres. It fucking sucks
Nov 21 2007 12:33PM
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michelle
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so even though i LOVE my home mountain, it is quite fucking pathetic. im willing to say it beats all of yours. BUT i wouldnt change it for the world. well the vibe can stay, but a couple thousand extra vert would be nice.


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200 feet of vertical maddnesssssss!



this is the best part though, our park page. hahaha
http://209.251.75.93/skibradford/terrain_tmpl.php?rowID=6
Nov 21 2007 12:45PM
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SnowRidgeParks
Posts: 2146 - Karma: 88
brantling takes the cake here end of discussion... if you haven't seen this place, you just don't understand. there is literally a road at the top of the hill. saying the place has 100 ft. vertical would probably be an overstatement. however it is the home mountain of olympic skier dianne roffe (sp), so its still a pretty cool little place. i'll certainly never go near the bump again, but when we talk about pathetic peaks, this one's got it in the bag.
Nov 21 2007 1:28PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
that mountain doesnt look bad at all.

some of the mtns posted here arent that bad. others? well....
Nov 21 2007 1:29PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
"Open and groomed

The park is going to be a bit different this year, we did a lot of expantion and construction over there this summer and I have design a totally new layout with a lot more features."

Nice spelling.
Nov 21 2007 1:39PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
owned...

http://www.willardmountain.com/trailsnow.asp
Nov 21 2007 2:04PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
I think  my Boler moutain takes the cake? Stands under 2 hundred feet and has 2 lifts...  
Nov 21 2007 2:56PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
haha you people have no idea how lucky you are.


Hickory Hills Ski Area Statistics:
Summit Elevation: 980'
Vertical Drop: 240'
Skiable Acres: 35
Annual Average Snowfall: 150"
Trails: 8
Lifts: 5 rope tows
Snowmaking: 50%
Night Skiing: Yes



Nov 21 2007 3:11PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
oh yea, and the "lodge" doesnt even have central heating. just one big concrete fireplace.
Nov 21 2007 3:16PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
My hill doesn't need a map.
Nov 21 2007 3:21PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
^^hahaha, Hickory Hill i think is closed down now
Nov 21 2007 3:27PM
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mike_e
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where do you live because i live in montgomery county maryland..?
Nov 21 2007 3:30PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
Boler Mountain has 110 feet of vertical. I cried when I saw it. seriously.
Nov 21 2007 3:36PM
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Machete23
Posts: 444 - Karma: 9
Ski Snowstar
Andalusia, Illinois

Vertical 262 feet
Skiable Terrain 28 Acres

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This is near where my parents live in Illinois.
Nov 21 2007 3:49PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
nope, your hill has a terrain park and rail jams, and im sure it gets more snow than my hill, my hill is the worst.
Nov 21 2007 3:53PM
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ride-rider
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haha the summit. thats like 1/10 the way to the summit at stevens pass.  i feel bad for you but if i only had that as a hill i would still shred it like it was alaska! skiing is skiing.  but more area and snow is the best!
Nov 21 2007 3:55PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
Powderhouse. Owned by South Berwick town has 1 rope tow no snowmaking no grooming 3 trails
Nov 21 2007 4:05PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
Ok that might win. I thought I had it with 110 vertical feet, but that sounds like less.

How dare they call it Powderhouse?
Nov 21 2007 4:07PM
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snowmuncher
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thats pretty bad. theres one here in ontario called centenial ski hill, its the shitties ski place ever i think it has the same as powderhouse
Nov 21 2007 4:16PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
Crabbe



1 chairlift, one pony tow
22 trails
one park with 2 jumps and 8 rails


at least the park is gettin better
Nov 21 2007 4:26PM
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Sewardo
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forgot to resize, right click and select view image for the larger version
Nov 21 2007 4:28PM
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