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Scrambled Porn: Sepia

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alpentalik
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i was cleaning out my room at my parents house and came upon a wonderful surprise, the lyrics to a song that my friend and i wrote in 10th grade (1999) for our band, scrambled porn...i played the drums and he played the harmonica, rain stick and this old mixer that had sweet sound effects on it...we dressed up in costumes and made some awesome music videos...anyhow, here it is in all its glory...sepia:

self inflicted floutist, gorgian slate mountist
cribbage cake walk, zoo salad walk
power castle buttito, inards outside leedo
callistic metallic properties, shrouded stick ovaries
yiddish sidewalk zebra, circular sharp guadalahara
celtic sherpa's dress, skateboard soda stress
misinformed terret beef, hard clover reef
demo thrash homemade, paddington bear marmalade

now, this is serious shit...don't laugh...that shit came from our souls...those words are who i was four years ago, man...


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Sep 7 2003 10:18PM
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Mike-O
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power castle buttito, inards outside leedo

That's skill man. Sounds like a System of a Down song :DDD
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Sep 7 2003 10:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Anyone who has a rainstick in their band is cool by all means.




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Sep 7 2003 10:21PM
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EastCoastPride
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that's seriously the 17th best band name ever.


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Poniverus
Sep 7 2003 10:59PM
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sconniestyle
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i am all for more rainstick drum bands featuring harmonicas. you guys should get back together, i think you may be the most influential band since wyld stalion. can we get an audio bite?


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Sep 8 2003 12:39AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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sounds like a BECK ripoff


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Sep 8 2003 1:07AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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yeah i wanna hear Scrambled Porn. I bet that band got you tons of chicks.

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Sep 8 2003 1:13AM
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BrodyLeven
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that was 4 years ago
that means he's in 14th grade now.


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Sep 8 2003 1:21AM
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Nickskier
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drums AND harmonica, shit dude.. talent
Sep 8 2003 1:26AM
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Matty.
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i try to play the harmonica but its so hard

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Sep 8 2003 1:46AM
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DSpin_9
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you musta been fucking high when you wrote that and thought you guys were genius'..
I personally think it's pretty cool, although i dont understand it
Sep 8 2003 2:42AM
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jtski
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cribbage is fuckin gangsta

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Sep 8 2003 4:48AM
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teresak2
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excellent


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Sep 8 2003 5:10AM
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linejibber550
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damn that's the shit!! why arent u on mtv?! im serious that is the new shit!!


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Sep 8 2003 6:09AM
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homocidal-grandson2021
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i smell vma
Dec 23 2003 5:06PM
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five0
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when i started out...i had a feeling it was going to be about finding a scrambled porn your parents made...glad to hear its not
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Dec 23 2003 5:51PM
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skisebski
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awesome stuff




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Dec 23 2003 6:00PM
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clrumivier4life
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I do'nt know...finding scrambled porn his parents made...that could have been hot.
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Dec 23 2003 6:01PM
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Lateralis
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i used to try and get off watching scrambled porn, id be all excited if i could make out a little bit of the penetration


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Dec 23 2003 6:34PM
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B-Wald
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^yeah..same..then you realize you don't hear any girl noises..and you got 'ass-sex anonymous' again..it sucks..
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Dec 23 2003 6:44PM
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mattster
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or even worse you start to hear horse noises

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Dec 23 2003 7:44PM
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dilla_says_go
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the average male penis size is 1-2 inches.
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