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Which cereal mascot would win in a fight?

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Cam_Bell
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think of every cereal you possibly could, and if the all got in a huge brawl, who would end up as the winner.  Tony the tiger would be scary shit, but Im pretty sure Captain Crunch commands an army of little furry guys...
Nov 12 2007 10:10PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Tony the Tiger. Duh.
Nov 12 2007 10:11PM
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babujib
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captain crunch hands down for several reasons
-he has a galleon with cannons
-he is a swashbuckler
-he has a large hat
-when all else fails he can crunchitize them
Nov 12 2007 10:17PM
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punkrock32
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Tony the Tiger for sure
Nov 12 2007 10:17PM
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jimmychung
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Nov 12 2007 10:25PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Anyone seen 30 days of night??

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Nov 12 2007 10:27PM
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skiP.E.I.
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that rooster on the corn flakes box is some scary shit. snap crackle and pop also would gang up I'm pretty sure........
Nov 12 2007 10:31PM
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2+2=5
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captain crunch for sure
Nov 12 2007 10:33PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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pretty sure the cheerios bee would fuck shit up
Nov 12 2007 10:38PM
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gab_mori7
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rice crispies because they are 3 dah!
Nov 12 2007 10:38PM
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derbski
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is that even a real question, of course it is lucky, he has all of that magic and shit
Nov 12 2007 10:44PM
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*V-Love*
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my thoughts exactly
Nov 12 2007 10:48PM
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ThaLetterM.
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captain crunch's eyebrows are on his hat. he is the clear winner
Nov 12 2007 10:49PM
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PhaedeD
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Nov 12 2007 10:53PM
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Valind
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Nov 12 2007 11:06PM
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gab_mori7
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this thread is turning to most funny/weird cereal mascot
Nov 12 2007 11:16PM
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Onlyexstasy
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I would never consume anything that has spock on the box
Nov 12 2007 11:20PM
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kyle_w
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im pretty sure it would be Cap'n Crunch. or the lil furry honey comb guy

Nov 12 2007 11:21PM
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[tightpants]
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i'm not sure who would win... but the silly rabbit would get his shit tossed for sure.
Nov 12 2007 11:26PM
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-Kieran-
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i dunno i woudl have to go with fred flinstone cause u never know what that bitch has up his sleeves
Nov 12 2007 11:28PM
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gab_mori7
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuP0pEuGMyM
I've find out!
end of thread!
Nov 12 2007 11:31PM
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Swan_Solo
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trix rabbit

ever seen family guy?
Nov 12 2007 11:33PM
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anxju
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the froot loops guy would pull airstrikes on cap'n crunch's ass
Nov 12 2007 11:34PM
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-justice-
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definitely tony the tiger. 
Nov 12 2007 11:34PM
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gab_mori7
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuP0pEuGMyM
Nov 12 2007 11:35PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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no homo, Barbie would pwn everyone with diabetes. I doubt anyone here is old enough to remember that cereal though so I'd have to say Count Chocula. Can you say AIDS?
Nov 12 2007 11:35PM
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magic_steve
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ask the gangsters at my school. they all have the tshirts portraying cereal mascots as crack dealers.
Nov 12 2007 11:37PM
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doublexl
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thats what i was gonna say.then that lil capn crunch bitch would get his ass worked.
Nov 12 2007 11:43PM
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leckett1
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Toucan Sam. He can just fly around and peck everyone's eyes out while they're fighting and then he will have like 20 blind people to peck for an easy win!
Nov 13 2007 8:19AM
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Mooose...
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The entire flinstone family for fruity pebbles...
Nov 13 2007 8:53AM
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noj1080
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count chocula .. vampires are h core
Nov 13 2007 9:37AM
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skiminnesota
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Tony

tony wins!


Nov 13 2007 9:47AM
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Lateralis
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toucan sam would just bite off all their wieners with his humungous beak.
Nov 13 2007 9:57AM
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gnustreetfool
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lucky charms leprecon. he would pull some crazy majic shit
Nov 13 2007 10:06AM
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yelsel
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capn crunch fo sho. hes prob freakin crazy
Nov 13 2007 10:27AM
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word-sauce
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Nov 13 2007 11:17AM
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word-sauce
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he keeps it real
Nov 13 2007 11:18AM
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gab_mori7
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http://thctae.ytmnd.com/
Nov 13 2007 11:40AM
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Hannah.
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end of thread
Nov 13 2007 2:11PM
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swcork5
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the golden grahams dude....hes just toooo crazy to handle
Nov 13 2007 2:17PM
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hype
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smacks....he's all coked out jumpin everywhere....nobody can catch him...or lucky bc he's a fuckin leprechaun
Nov 13 2007 2:33PM
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Lineskiah11
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nah tony the tiger could take anyone
Nov 13 2007 2:51PM
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word-sauce
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noone really knows what animal it is for sure, it could even be a boat! and dont say hes a bear cause hes not
Nov 13 2007 4:29PM
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A[yellow]Nation
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champ.
Nov 13 2007 5:18PM
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jason...
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the ride krispies dudes, they'll fuck u up
Nov 13 2007 6:25PM
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Elijah.
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Nov 13 2007 6:28PM
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Cam_Bell
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sugar crisp dude looks baked.  theres a lot of capn crunch fans, and a lot of tony fans... toucan sam got a few votes... do any cereal mascots have weapons? (other than the capns sword)
Nov 13 2007 7:32PM
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PilleDaKid
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Yes this is what I was going to say.  WINNER!!!
Nov 13 2007 7:36PM
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Kopacz
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tucan sam all the way. his colorful beak and his nephews will rape you all. and that weird whirlwind that always happens on the commercials will blow you away!
Nov 13 2007 7:37PM
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NICK.VT
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the hannafords cereal monster would be cleaning house.
Nov 13 2007 7:38PM
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Edward.
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i would have to agree with anyone that said capncrunch. he has a huge fucking boat and he can run over anyone. he barges in and breaks walls just like the koolaid guy except he has an entire boat
Nov 13 2007 7:43PM
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