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Fuck you, dad!

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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
So, I'm online talking to my dad, and then my friend pops up asking if I want to go to lunch with him. As a joke, I say "Fuck you, fag, go die in hell." I press enter, and it doesn't appear in my friend's chat window, but instead in my dad's. He started laughing and called my mom over to see and now they're both laughing and I'm embarrassed. Hahahah I can't believe I just cursed my dad out like that, even if it was a mistake. Even as I was about to press Enter I tried to make sure it was going to my friend and not my dad, but I guess I didn't check hard enough.
Nov 6 2007 9:44AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
fuck i forgot i was in media, can a mod switch this one over for me please?
Nov 6 2007 9:45AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
not worth it
Nov 6 2007 9:59AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
If I said that to my dad he would call the police on me
Nov 6 2007 12:29PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
oh shit, be happy they laughed. my dad would flip the fuck out.
Nov 6 2007 4:41PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
My dad would get out the belt...
Nov 6 2007 5:47PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
i cant believe he started laughing, my dad woulda flipped for a minute
Nov 6 2007 5:48PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
consider yourself lucky that you have an extremely chill dad
Nov 6 2007 5:58PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
hahaahahhah
Nov 6 2007 6:04PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702

Disadvantage of the internet-You might call the wrong person a fag
Advantage of the internet-At least that wrong person can't immediatley kick your ass

Nov 6 2007 6:08PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
My dad always trys to be "gangster" when hes talking to me online

example:(dad is padug)

padug: imdabossman
Priory Till 420: i bet
padug: shinemashosnigga
Priory Till 420: shine your shoes nigga? i aint no slave boy
padug: wus yo name prioritizeyoassboy mean
padug: till420amopm
Priory Till 420: learn to spell you hick
padug: yoprioritizizalllbaqdboy
padug: time for bed son big day tomorrow.dad
Priory Till 420: riight
padug: is all'of your homowork comp!eted son?
Priory Till 420: yess sir
Nov 6 2007 6:11PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
hahahahahhaha your dad seems awesome

my dad doesn't even bother to have an IM
Nov 6 2007 6:14PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
if thats real, thats hilairious
Nov 6 2007 6:18PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
wow!!!!!!!!!             if i sent that, i would get my computer taken away and be grounded
Nov 6 2007 6:19PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
my dad just plain doesn't im
Nov 6 2007 6:35PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
my tries to immitate msn lingo,
he would be like : yo dood lol. hw r u tday. hw wz sk0l.

its terrable, but i think its funny.
Nov 6 2007 6:47PM
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hauntedsandwich
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

that's so great, your dads have ims. my dad can't type.
Nov 6 2007 6:52PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
yeah same... im not really complaining
Nov 6 2007 6:54PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
i know, my dad would seriously kick my ass
Nov 6 2007 7:18PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
My dad would kick my ass too...if he wasn't so small.
Nov 6 2007 7:22PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
yeah i hear that can take at least 3 hours
Nov 6 2007 7:24PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Why would you talk to you dad by IM/msn? Can't you just talk to him when he's at home?
I never got why kids talk to they're dad's on the internet
Nov 6 2007 7:26PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
ha my dad wouldnt realy laugh if that happened but my friend would
Nov 6 2007 7:50PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
yall got some tight ass dadz. my dad doesnt care about shit.
Nov 6 2007 7:52PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
i would just get called something similar back, then the conversation would continue as per normal.
Nov 6 2007 8:32PM
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SiverMike
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uhh maybe some kids arnt fortunate enough to have parents that live with each other, therefore they cannot see or speak to both parents whenever they want to.

And believe it or not, but some dads actually go on BUSINESS TRIPS!!!! omg!!!! And sometimes its cheaper to talk online they call half way around the world!

dipshit.
Nov 6 2007 9:04PM
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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
damn that was just mean lol
Nov 6 2007 9:14PM
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FilmingBitch
Posts: 6463 - Karma: 212
Or the son/daughter doesn't live at home? That was my first assumption.
Nov 6 2007 9:22PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
my dad doesn't even know how to turn a computer on hahaha
Nov 6 2007 9:26PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
^Haha same, my dad doesn't go anywhere near computers.
Nov 6 2007 9:28PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
my dad would be prety dam pissed lucky boy you are
Nov 6 2007 9:29PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
your so lucky, if i said that to my dad....shit, i dont even know what would happen. 
Nov 6 2007 9:35PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36

pwnd

Nov 6 2007 10:24PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
my dad just discovered texting... it's amusing.
Nov 6 2007 10:35PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
dude...ur dad is so kickass!
Nov 6 2007 10:40PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,314
Yeah my friend before he got a cell phone loved texting people on my phone saying like "fuck you" and shit, and one day my mom texted me about something, not sure what it was about, and he texted fuck you to her. Yeah that took alot of explaining...
Nov 6 2007 10:49PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
i did something like that to my mom once, i was talking to somebody else i typed fuck you. hit enter. and i t turns out my mother sent me an im saying hi right as i was about to type. i was grounded for like a week and a half.
Nov 6 2007 10:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
and my dad yells at me because i text.
"wtf? you can't call your friends?"
Nov 6 2007 10:58PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
i get that too.

"why dont you just CALL them instead of sending messages back and forward?"
Nov 6 2007 11:00PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
lol same here
Nov 6 2007 11:09PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
haha same!
Nov 7 2007 12:24AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
dude, ive called my dad a fag , my mom a crackwhore its all good

but my friend constantly tells his parents to fuck off like at least 100 times a day not exagerating and then one time he fought his dad well i was over... now his dads an alcholic because his child is such a failure.
Nov 7 2007 12:42AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
seems to be a common happening lately  
Nov 7 2007 12:45AM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
Once my msn signed by itself, and my father thought it'd be fun to respond to someone...a black drug dealer happened to be the subject.

Dealer: Sup son
Father: Hello, who are you
Dealer: Nigga, you know who da fuck I am


That made for an akward situation
Nov 7 2007 11:19AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
^thats funny

BUT, what kind of douchebage types out a ganster accent? Thats like putting in extra effort to sound badly educated.
Nov 7 2007 12:25PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
Lil' G did it.

He's now a legend.

This was waayyy back in Grade 8, so acting "cool" was the thing to do.
Nov 7 2007 5:15PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
haha my dad is so bad with technology its wicked funny. he asked me for my phone to make a call and i handed it to him and he tried for like 3 minutes to open it and he couldnt do it. and if I said that to my dad hed be pretty fuckin mad, even if it was meant for my friend.
Nov 7 2007 5:26PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
hahaha same here. Both my parents actually. its hilarious
Nov 7 2007 8:37PM
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midwestfreeski3
Posts: 141 - Karma: 11
hahhaahh thats happend to me before only it went to the wrong friend not my dad... that had to be uber embarising
Nov 7 2007 8:40PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
Wow my dad would never even have AIM or anything like that
Nov 7 2007 8:44PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
My parents text me to remind me of shit I'm supposed to do, but sometimes they try to imitate the slang and its funny.
Nov 7 2007 11:18PM
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