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So my friends hit a bear with his car...

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zerospinskier
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Last night my friend was driving in his used, but 3 week old white 06 STI. He was going probably 50-60mph on a 35mph road with a car full of people. Btw he's an idiot. But apparently a bear ran out onto the road, and he didn't know if he was hallucinating or not at first. He hit his breaks, but still smacked the bear's head with the left side of his bumper. Then I guess the bear like spun around the side and dented his fender and door with his body/ass. And the best past is that the bear shit itself when it was hit so there is bear shit on his left door. They were scared to get out, so they drove down the road a little to look at the car, and saw the damage. Then on the way back they saw the bear on the road, and another one standing on the side. He went home to get the camera but when he came back 20 min later the bears were gone. (I don't know why I can't hit enter to start a new paragraph, but o well). So my friend is a bear killer. The story is really funny though, except for the bear killer part. I had to share
Nov 4 2007 3:15AM
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IcePointa
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Dude he's not a bear killer if the bears were gone when he came back.

This is assuming the other bear didn't eat the injured one, that some mountain people didn't come down and harvest the corps, and that Scotty did not beam him back to the ship.

But cool story hansel.
Nov 4 2007 3:31AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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sweet car though
Nov 4 2007 4:03AM
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.makuma.
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seriously hahahah.
Nov 4 2007 7:29AM
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peterriley2
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oh comedy! the shit part
Nov 4 2007 8:15AM
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ButteredToast.
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Do you have any idea how lucky he is that he didn't have a full on collision with the body of the bear?

Mad carnage if he had hit the body head on.
Nov 4 2007 10:03AM
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spliff.Life
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true
Nov 4 2007 10:11AM
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J.D.
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That's pretty horrible. That bear will probably die a painful death in the woods now. Better if he had killed it in the collision.
Nov 4 2007 10:15AM
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R.Z.A.
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pics or it didnt happen.
Nov 4 2007 10:17AM
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Nicholas.
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yeah one time i hit a bear with my face.

it died. fast.
Nov 4 2007 11:51AM
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KLovelace
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poor bear...
Nov 4 2007 12:06PM
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KravtZ
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thats kidna messed up man
Nov 4 2007 12:18PM
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WONTON
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marc, who was this?
Nov 4 2007 12:20PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Bears are the #1 threat to America, your friend took em down a notch.
Nov 4 2007 12:21PM
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-justice-
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hahaha
Nov 4 2007 12:53PM
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jhackbeez
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any pics of the shit on the door?  or your friend crying or something? that would be nice
Nov 4 2007 12:57PM
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WONTON
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but honestly, fuck that. I was hoping it would be <b>Rex Grossman</b>
Nov 4 2007 1:01PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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For soem reason I found this very very funny.
My mom just asked me what was going on because I was lolerskating around my room.
Nov 4 2007 1:41PM
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doublexl
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hitting stuff in white cars is so played.
Nov 4 2007 2:43PM
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zerospinskier
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Yeah I can get pics. He hasn't washed it because the insurance people haven't come out yet. I'll get a picture of the paw print in the shit on the door.
Nov 5 2007 1:31AM
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footcrunk
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FACT:

Bears Eat Beats..........Bears Beats Battlestar Galactica
Nov 5 2007 3:00AM
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Delhi11
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on one of those extreme driving shows this lady hit a moose and it went through the windshield, when the cops got there the moose was stuck in the passanger seat. quite funny
Nov 5 2007 2:41PM
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FUUUCK
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sucks for the bear, funny how it shit on the car
Nov 5 2007 3:02PM
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spere
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haha, pretty sure i read about this on nasioc, there were pics on there
Nov 5 2007 3:04PM
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spere
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http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1379884

same person?
Nov 5 2007 3:05PM
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SlickRick.
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lol how do you explain that to your insurance

Nov 5 2007 3:42PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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show them the poopy and the paw print?
Nov 5 2007 4:03PM
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Bigwoods
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Doesnt bet my brothers story of him hitting a kangaroo in australia doing 90km/h
Nov 5 2007 10:06PM
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WONTON
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hahaha yes that is the same kid
Nov 5 2007 10:17PM
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StealthSteez
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That will teach that punk ass bear.
Nov 5 2007 10:43PM
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lushlaxstr
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what was he on?
Nov 5 2007 10:45PM
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solitaryman
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yea, you said it right there...
Nov 5 2007 10:46PM
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MarkieR
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le tear for the bear.  that's too bad.

Nov 5 2007 10:49PM
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cmeriptahoe
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this makes me sad. too bad the bear didnt die quickly because it definitely wil in the woods. i would love to see the look on the insurance guys face tho.
Nov 5 2007 10:57PM
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