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Sneaking Weed on airplanes

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JeffersonDavis
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good or bad idea? How easy is it for this to be done. I need answers quickly
Oct 18 2007 10:16PM
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clova
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bad idea
dont do it
Oct 18 2007 10:17PM
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SirFryanator
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terrible idea, don't try it. Take a break on tolerance.
Oct 18 2007 10:17PM
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860
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The best one I've heard is scoop out some peanut butter in a jar, then put the weed in. The you put the pb back in and microwave it so the top is smooth. It would be air tight and not visible
Oct 18 2007 10:19PM
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pns513
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not worth it. if you really want to take the chance there are other threads about this somewhere i think.
Oct 18 2007 10:21PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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just buy some where you land, thats a really dumb idea
Oct 18 2007 10:21PM
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FUUUCK
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up your ass
Oct 18 2007 10:21PM
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FUUUCK
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seriously
Oct 18 2007 10:21PM
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JeffersonDavis
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I've heard that too, I was thinking about taking a lax stick and sticking the nugs in the shaft, then re tape it, rub some dirt into it to make it look worn.

my roommate is trying to carry an 8th of colo bud back to the south this weekend, thus why im asking
Oct 18 2007 10:22PM
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charmander
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a, take like a capsule thing and lube her up, stick it up there, tie somethin to it so it dont get lost thouh
Oct 18 2007 10:31PM
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fuzz.
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Don't do it.
Oct 18 2007 10:33PM
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Deafboy
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as long as you smoke the pilots then they dont mind.
Oct 18 2007 10:34PM
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Krush
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1. put weed in condom

2. swallow condom

3. take laxitives

4. while searching for the condom in your own waste, think to your self wether or not is was REALLY worth it
Oct 18 2007 10:39PM
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Shadows
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they dont actually x-ray YOU do they? ive never been x-rayed. just pass through a metal detector. never been pat down either. and i havent seen one dog ever. so honestly, i dont think its that risky to just keep it in a small baggy in you sock or something.
but im not gonna try it haha
Oct 18 2007 10:47PM
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Schoening
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A kid on my soccer team use to do this for every out of state tournament we went to. He would just wear a pair of basketball shorts then some sweats...you put your bag you got your chronic in under the strap of your basketball shorts.

Oct 18 2007 10:53PM
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tequila
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Woop I leave the country by coach! Easy as pie, they never seem to check coachloads of people leaving the country.



(for the record, i hear the best way is to have 2 cigarette packets. Use a heated needle to open the cellophane on one packet and put your stash inside, then reseal it. Open the other normally and smoke a few. It takes some practise to do the resealing part)
Oct 18 2007 10:57PM
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FUUUCK
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LOL, how in gods name would it get lost?
Oct 18 2007 11:04PM
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michelle
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TAPE IT TO YOUR GOOCH
Oct 18 2007 11:09PM
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lushlaxstr
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not worth it
Oct 18 2007 11:31PM
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MFinSLC
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Yea they really don't x-ray your body so if it was taped anywhere near your balls idk why it wouldn't work.  Don't put it in your sock because the make you take your shoes off and it might be noticeable.  I wouldn't personally do it but i think it can be done easily.
Oct 18 2007 11:43PM
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Shadows
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was it decriminalized in denver or what? would they just confiscate it or press charges?
Oct 18 2007 11:46PM
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lloyd_christmas
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do it dude.  are you gonna be scared all your life and never take chances?
Oct 18 2007 11:47PM
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nigel12
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geta big bake of dorrito's open them just enought to put your chron in then blow air into the bag and reseal it twith super glue
Oct 19 2007 12:07AM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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shuve the bag up your ass or tape it to your sac.if they have a smelling dog your fucked but just hope they dont.
Oct 19 2007 12:29AM
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Nico_G
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my friend put two spliffs in a pill capsule and put it in his pocket and nothing happened.
Oct 19 2007 12:33AM
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mattster
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just smoke all of your pot before you get to the airport...
Oct 19 2007 12:36AM
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doublexl
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so not worth it for a lil high. just find the shadiest mexican when you land.
Oct 19 2007 12:43AM
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landonn
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just keep it in a bag in your pocket, they will never find it.

Oct 19 2007 12:54AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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hahahahaha
Oct 19 2007 12:58AM
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jca
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ive know someone who just had it in his pocket from canada to australia
Oct 19 2007 1:34AM
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dave44
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Best one right there
Oct 19 2007 1:39AM
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sconniestyle
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my buddy flies all the time for work and he just puts some buds in his pocket and gets on the plane.

Oct 19 2007 1:40AM
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EH_DUBS
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there was a thread like this before and someone said


1. Take plastic ziploc bag

2.Shit in the bag

3. Put weed in the shit

4.Get on the place with bag

even if they do think its suspicious no ones gonna go rooting through a bag of shit
Oct 19 2007 3:41AM
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secks.
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lmao my friend did this with like 800 dollars worth of this shit called resin from england, his friend gave it to him for free so he just took it on the plane bahahahahha.
Oct 19 2007 4:16AM
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cpowell
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quite the Machiavellian strategy
Oct 19 2007 4:27AM
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L.[Coast].NYer
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i've done it multiple times... if you tape it to the inside of your thigh double bagged you're good to go.
Oct 19 2007 4:58AM
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japie99
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Why risk it? If there are dogs you will be in deep trouble.
Oct 19 2007 5:05AM
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bigdaddytmac
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If its a domestic flight its not that risky, but sometimes they have dogs. I had weed taped to my crotch once and walked right by them though.
Oct 19 2007 5:11AM
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japie99
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probably coz you had like 0.5 a gram with you!!:p
Oct 19 2007 5:16AM
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jea_killa
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if you double bag it or triple bag it, than use a lighter to burn it, but not put a whole in the bag but burn it so all the air gets out, than just put it anywhere excepted in your shoe and your fine.
Oct 19 2007 6:18AM
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Silence
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not cool
Oct 19 2007 6:45AM
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anna*
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if he didnt get caught, id be shocked. unless it was some tiny amount.
every single time i've come through on an international flight they've had dogs in the baggage claim checking the people and carry on stuff.
Oct 19 2007 7:28AM
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doritos
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Depends, if you're going international do NOT do it. They can and will fuck your day/week/life up. If it's within the borders, it's easy as hell. Much more than an O and it will be difficult, but otherwise just wear gym shorts underneath your regular pants and put it in those pockets.
Oct 19 2007 8:49AM
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Sasquatch=]
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Don't do it.
Oct 19 2007 9:29AM
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R-Bertsch
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very very bad idea with all the new security measures at airports
Oct 19 2007 9:30AM
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A2theWK
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word... international is a littlebit more shaddy though doable, .i have had buddies smuggle Herb from Cali to the UK in their socks after 9/11. I myself have brought back a shitload of cookies to Germany and it was chill. Luck of the draw to a degree though.

p.s. Send a letter without a sender. With the hundreds of thousands if not millions of letters that leave and enter the country every day the chances are slim that its gonna get noticed. If its probably just gonna get chucked. As a matter of paranoid precuation, send little and write distort the name of the recipient while keeping the right adress. Write a fake name upon it as a sender and put it into your neighbors mailbox before the postal guy arrives. Frankly there is million ways to smuggle. Be creative =)




Oct 19 2007 9:46AM
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C.R.420
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hahahaha

but seriously dude, don't do it.
i guess you could try, and you may even be successful.
personally, i have never been searched or seen any drug-sniffing dogs. but i have never tried to smuggle weed onto a flight.
i would say you have a 50/50 chance. 50% that you will get busted and arrested, which would cause a huge scene at the airport.. and 50% chance that you will pull it off and be able to blaze up after the flight..

good luck. just dont do anything stupid.
but honestly, i wouldn't risk it
Oct 19 2007 10:01AM
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srskialot5
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i mean it would be fucking sweet and all to fuckin pull out a nice blunt and fuckin rip it for like 10 minutes in the bathroom

but its not worth getting in trouble over
Oct 19 2007 10:50AM
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srskialot5
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HA i read it as smoking not sneaking...and yeah what the dud said with pb works...my buddy brought some nice ass shit home from arizona...they have the best bud
Oct 19 2007 11:16AM
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C.R.420
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there is definitely some good bud in AZ. my dad lives in Phoenix
Oct 19 2007 11:18AM
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Dustin.
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Well it didn't work for Micheal Vick...so I would say a horrible and stupid idea.
Oct 19 2007 12:34PM
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